RUMOR MACHINE

The ongoing California drought has forced state-wide water rationing. Our lawns are brown. Our fountains are dry. It’s even affected the Rumor Machine which stopped printing when the internal lubrication dried up. After a recent blast of WD-40 onto the rollers, a piece of paper suddenly popped out that read: “Though Lucky Penny was previously destined to migrate to 131 Anacapa Street, the former home of the recently-closed Avelina Wine Company, some time next year the popular eatery will instead be moving to 202 State Street, the current home of Bay Roadhouse Bar and Grill.” As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

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2 Responses to RUMOR MACHINE

  1. George Ronay says:

    So are they going to dismantle the penny wall one penny at a time? Or can we donate to the new wall at the new location??

  2. Glenn says:

    Those Water Bars are going to be the new trendy thing.

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