I was doing my spring cleaning this morning and noticed that the Rumor Machine had become quite dirty. When I pulled it away from the wall so I could better access it for damp-cloth dusting I noticed that it was unplugged and probably had been for sometime. As soon as I put the old, frayed power cord back into the wall the Rumor Machine sprang to life and popped out a piece of paper that read: “Habit Burger is coming to IV. Across the street from Freebirds.” As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.
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