This just in from Mac’s Fish & Chip Shop at 503 State St:
Hi Mr D,
Will and Kate aren’t going to be happy but the wife and I have decided to decline their kind invitation to speak/sing* at their wedding this coming Friday (*delete the least believable). Instead, we’re going to be showing the repeated televised coverage of the royal wedding in the restaurant from 11:30am to 4pm and giving away FREE glasses of CHAMPAGNE with every meal to over 21’s whilst stocks last, which should be quite a while as I’ve bought a hideous amount. We’re also giving away souvenir flags to the nippers with every kids meal purchased. So if any of your readers happen to be hard core fans of royal unions (or, more likely, of free bubbly) then Mac’s if the place to be for lunch this Friday.
God Bless The Queen…and Free Shampoo.
PS As an Englishman, I have privileged access to footage of the dress rehearsal of the wedding which I am happy to share with you. Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug
Mac’s Fish & Chip Shop