One of my New Years resolutions was to have Make It Work come by my office to give the Rumor Machine a badly-needed tune-up. The Rumor Machine did quite well in 2010 but it definitely had a few hiccups. While the Make It Work repair person was tinkering with the guts of my rusty-but-trusty eatery oracle she found a piece of paper jammed in the printer feed – smashed like an accordion. As I was tossing it into my recycle bin I noticed barely-legible text that read: “Beach Grill at Padaro, which closed last December, will soon become Hook Burger Bistro. Hook Burger Bistro is the new concept created by the founders of The Habit who opened their first Hook in Oxnard last month.” As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.