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Monday, December 31, 2007

The Decaf Dilemma: I enjoy eating breakfast around town but I encounter a frequent problem: wait staff with good intentions refill my decaf coffee with regular caffeinated brew. For example. last weekend I ate at one of my favorite breakfast haunts Cajun Kitchen. The food is terrific as is the service. However, when my decaf cup was half full, the coffee guy came over and filled it with the regular stuff. I had to request they take it away and give me just decaf. A few minutes later, when my decaf cup was empty, a different wait person arrived and filled it with caffeinated coffee again. I again had to ask they take it away and bring me a cup of decaf. This problem happens nearly every time I eat breakfast at an average priced eatery on the South Coast - except for a few restaurants such as Farmer Boy and Alphies. These restaurants have come up with an elegant solution to this problem and my cup is always refilled with decaf. They put an orange paper doily under the coffee cup for anyone who orders decaf. When the coffee guy or gal roams for refills, they know exactly what I am drinking. I highly encourage all Cajun Kitchens (and other restaurants) to use this simple solution to a frequent problem for decaffers like myself.

New Name: Reader Foodie Dan let me know that Maria's Italian Kitchen has changed their name to Milano Italian Kitchen. Everything else has stayed the same including management and menu.

Last Day Of The Survey: Today is the last day of 2007 which also means it is the last day to get in your votes for the Santa Barbara Survey 2008. If you haven't done so already, fill out the form today!


Friday, December 28, 2007

New In The Guide: Today I added Marmalade Cafe (La Cumbre Plaza) and Noodle City (Old Town Goleta) to the restaurant guide.

Specials Spotlight: The Downtown Brewing Co. at 3744 State St has some specials going on right now. Lunch Specials (11am-3pm): Mon: buy one, get one half-price, with purchase of 2 drinks. Tue: Sandwich & cup of soup $6.95, Wed: Two salad wraps $9.95 Thu: 1/2 off appetizers. Evening Specials (5pm-9pm): Mon: $2 tri-tip tacos, $4 margaritas, $12 margarita pitchers. Tue: Two steak dinners $12.95, Pint night 9pm-close $2 pints. Wed: Hot wings 25 cents (minimum 5 wings). Thu: Bottomless spaghetti bowl $7.95, chef's choice appetizer and a martini $9.95. Call 682-7803.

Santa Barbara Survey: The second annual Santa Barbara Survey™ of your favorite places for food & drink is almost over. The online survey runs from Thanksgiving to New Years and the results will be displayed in the this restaurant guide throughout 2008. Winners receive a glossy, customized 11x14 award poster hand-delivered by yours truly (I made over 70 deliveries last year). Recently I asked readers if any new categories should be created for the 2008 survey and this resulted in six additions: "Best Bargain," "Best Place for a First Date," "Best Place for Large Groups," "Best Place for Cheese," "Best Place for Chocolate," and a new grand prize category: "Best Overall Restaurant." The Santa Barbara Survey 2008 is online at SantaBarbara.com/survey through Monday.


Tuesday, December 26, 2007

The Real Thing: A lot of people were upset when Coca-Cola changed their formula in the 1980's and created "New Coke." This product was a flop and was quickly discontinued. But many people don't realize that the Coca-Cola Company dramatically and permanently changed the taste of their famous soft drink in the 1970's without so much as a peep of complaint from the general public. This flavor alteration occurred when Coca-Cola switched from sugar to corn syrup as their primary sweetener. When you buy a can of Coca-Cola Classic, "Classic" really means "post-1970's." Is is possible to still find a bottle of The Real Thing? The answer is yes and you have Mexico to thank for it. Mexico, and several other countries, have continued to use sugar as the primary sweetener in Coca-Cola. Take a sip of this south-of-the-border soft drink and you will experience REAL Coca-Cola Classic. It tastes quite a bit different from the flavor we are all used to  and there is a growing movement to officially reintroduce "Classic" Classic Coke in the United States. Coca-Cola from Mexico has been available at small eateries and markets throughout the U.S. but it has always been hard to locate and expensive. Until now. Costco has officially introduced Mexican-made Coca-Cola in their stores throughout the nation and it is significantly less expensive than what Mom & Pop charge. So go to Costco today and "Have a Coke and a Smile."


Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas! My column in this week's Daily Sound happened to fall on the Christmas holiday so it will instead appear in tomorrow's paper.


Monday, December 24, 2007

Santa Center Update: I have been so swamped here at the Santa Claus Call Center I won't have much restaurant news until after Christmas. There is photograph of call center volunteers Mady Widyasurya, Erin O'Connor & Fallon Leung on the front page of the Los Angeles Times today. Yesterday anchor Fredricka Whitfield at CNN did a story about the call center (see video). I have created a web site with pictures of all the volunteers and more information (such as what toys were most popular). It is online at AccidentalSanta.org. Merry Christmas!


Friday, December 21, 2007

Santa Center Update: I have been so swamped here at the Santa Claus Call Center I won't have much restaurant news until after Christmas. The volunteers have been absolutely amazing - true heroes. Some have been talking to 50-60 children per *hour*. It can be quite emotional too. Not every child calls with a happy story and several volunteers have been moved to tears. 99% of calls are sweet, adorable children excited to be talking to Mr. & Mrs. Claus. The calls tend to come in groups from the same area code soon after a TV broadcast in that region. I love getting calls from the southern part of the U.S. from children who have adorable accents and call Santa "Sir" and Mrs. Claus "Mam." And they ask a thousand questions: "When is Rudolph's birthday?" "What happens when the sleigh runs out of gasoline?" One child requested that Santa *not* to come to their home. When I asked why, the little boy replied: "I don't want Rudolph to poo on our roof!"
  I have launched a web site for the call center: AccidentalSanta.org. It includes dozens of pictures of volunteers and web movies plus links to news stories.
  I have been told that the Los Angles Times will have a story about the call center any day now. CNN is planning a live interview this Sunday at 1:30pm. Anchor Fredericka Whitfield will be in Atlanta while I am in CNN's studio in Agoura Hills.

We are still in need of volunteers. If you think you can help, please use our Mr. & Mrs. Claus signup form.


Wednesday, December 19, 2007

New Years At The Palace: Make your reservations now for the Palace Grill's annual New Orleans New Year masquerade celebration. There will be two seatings: 6pm and 9pm. A 5 course dinner includes champagne, live music, costumes, masks and much more. Call 963-5000.

French Noel Dinner: You can enjoy New Years at Mimosa restaurant Dec 22,23 & 24. Pre-symphony early 5pm-7pm - 3 course. New Year's menu 5pm - 4 course. Samples from the menu: Grilled Filet Mignon filled with Roquefort cheese, Brioche Crusted Salmon & Cassoulet. Call 682-2272.

Open For Lunch: JR's BBQ at Creekside, located at 4444 Hollister Ave, is now open for lunch. Call 967-4538.

Marmalade Cafe: Reader Angela tells me that the Marmalade Cafe in La Cumbre Plaza is open for business.


Tuesday, December 18, 2007

End Of An Era: A single scoop of Thrifty Ice Cream no longer costs less than a dollar. When I was a kid their famous cylindrical scoops cost about a dime and the price has hovered at 99 cents for much of the last decade. That is until last month when a single serving broke though the buck-barrier and reached $1.19 per scoop.
    The Thrifty brand has been around for decades. In 1919, brothers Harry and Robert Borun founded Borun Brothers, a Los Angeles drug wholesaler. In 1929, they opened their own retail outlets under the name Thrifty in Los Angeles. In 1996 the drug store chain was bought by Rite Aid but the Thrifty brand of ice cream was retained because it had won several important awards in its history.
    I asked the ice cream clerk at a local Rite Aid to tell me which flavor inspires the most passion. He said "When we run out of a flavor people usually pick another, except in the case of Chocolate Malted Crunch. If we are out of that, kids fall down on the ground in a seizure and their parents quickly start looking for another Rite Aid."
    A buck-nineteen for a single scoop of ice cream is still a good deal in town. Baskin Robbins costs $2.79. Ben & Jerry's charges $3.22. McConnell's asks for $3.34 while Cold Stone Creamery commands $3.59 for a scoop. However, if you go to Great Pacific Ice Cream Co. on Stearns Wharf, that spectacular ambience comes at a premium. The price of a single scoop will set you back $3.75 which is ironic because Great Pacific serves (you guessed it) Thrifty Ice Cream. Hence the most expensive ice cream in town is also the cheapest!


Monday, December 17, 2007

Specials Spotlight: The Enterprise Fish Company at 225 State St has a great lobster deal on Mondays & Tuesdays. Receive a two pound live Maine lobster for only $29.95 (regularly 43.95). Call 962-3313.

Santa Claus Call Center Opens: The Santa Claus Call Center officially opened today at 1010 State Street. It is open December 17-24 8am-8pm. Here are some pictures: front window, front room, back room. The phones are now ringing off the hook. The answering system in the call center can handle 4000 voice mails and was full within a couple hours of the interview. If you wish to volunteer to talk to kids, their are still some openings on the signup form. I'll be there 12 hours a day for the next 8 days, managing the center and talking to children.
    I went down to NBC Studios in Burbank for two live interviews about the call center yesterday. I was interviewed by MSNBC anchor Alex Witt who was in New York City. Here is an online video of one of the interviews and a picture taken at the studio news room.


Friday, December 14, 2007

We Deliver: Santa Barbara's Thai & sushi restaurant East now delivers. You must be within a two mile radius of the restaurant (1208 State St) and have a minimum order of $35. The restaurant is open Tue-Sun. For more information call 568-1172.

Ethiopian Night: Saba Tewolde's Ethiopian Night is tonight at 6:30pm at the Robert Cramer Gallery. The evening will feature great food, Ethiopian music and dance. Admission is $100 and a portion of the proceeds go to help Ethiopian refugees. Call 884-0400.

MSNBC: I have received word that MSNBC will be covering the Santa Claus Call Center story. I will be doing two live satellite interviews with TV anchor Alex Witt this Sunday, December 16th to talk about how the citizens of Santa Barbara have come together to talk to children. The first will be 7:15am PT (10:15am ET) and the second will be 8:30am PT (11:30am ET). I'll be at NBC Studios in Burbank for the interview. If you wish to volunteer to answer calls at the center, go to SantaBarbara.com/santa. Your help is much appreciated. And Merry Christmas!


Thursday, December 13, 2007

DoubleLatte Resort: Fess Parker's DoubleTree Resort will begin serving Starbucks Coffee at the main restaurant and coffee bar at the hotel. This will replace several other brands currently being served.

All You Can Eat: Jake's Cottage Cuisine Cafe at 2911 De la Vina St now has an all-you-can-eat buffet Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays 5pm-8pm. Call 898-2233.

Emilio DePaola: Emilio DePaola, namesake founder of Emilio's Restaurant, passed away unexpectedly last Sunday. Viewing is at Welch, Ryce, Haider this Friday (tomorrow) from Noon-7pm. The mass is at Our Lady of Sorrows on E.Sola (between State and Anacapa) at 10am on Saturday.

CNN: I just received word that CNN will be doing a live broadcast from the Santa Claus Call Center (open December 17-24 8am-8pm) in downtown Santa Barbara. The phone number for children to call the center is 1-800-SantaBarbara


Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Chocolate Fountains: I recently heard about a cool business named Santa Barbara Chocolate Fountains. It is run by Santa Barbara native Leana Orsua. Customers typically rent a fountain for 2½ hours that is a continuous waterfall of dark, milk or white chocolate. Popular dipping items include strawberries, pineapple, banana, pound cake, brownies, pretzels, marshmallows and cookies. The package includes their 35" fountain, 2 ½ hours of service by an attendant, 18 lbs. of high-grade premium chocolate and your choice of up to 3 dipping items. In addition to the fountain they provide wooden skewers, paper plates and napkins. Call 708-4403 or visit sbchocolatefountains.com.

New Menu: Tony's Pizza & Pastaria at 699 Linden Ave in Carpinteria has a new menu that includes Anthony's Fresh Ahi Tuna, Southwest Chicken Caesar Salad, Ruben's Eggwich (egg, Canadian bacon, cheese on homemade hamburger bun), and Armando's Excellent Homemade Salsa. Call 684-3413.


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Remembering Emilio DePaola: I received this word today from reader Patty: "I don't like being the one to bring bad news but our beloved Emilio DePaola has passed on (Emilio's Restaurant). I hope you have all had the chance to know this angel of a man, like I have. He was a true treasure of a man, always smiling and making everyone who crossed his path feel like they were life-long friends. He loved life, loved dancing, loved his family, and his friends. He will be missed immensely!" There will be a tribute tonight at Madisons at 9pm for Emilio, who died on Sunday of a heart attack.

Pizza Fundraiser: Domino's Pizza owners in Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo County are raising funds for the children of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital during its 2007 Thanks and Giving Campaign. Domino's stores are asking customers through December 31 to donate a dollar or more to benefit the children of St. Jude. The goal is to raise between $3 million to $5 million for the hospital.

Canary: In a recent column I mentioned how the 31 West restaurant at Hotel Andalucía is getting a new name: "Coast." It turns out the the entire hotel will be getting a new name as well: "Canary." Rumor has it that in response, the Bacara will rename themselves "The Parakeet Resort," Biltmore plans to be known as the "Four Seasons Falcon" and the San Ysidro Ranch is scheduled to be called the "San Ysidro Yellow-billed Cuckoo."


Monday, December 10, 2007

Noodle City Open: Reader Kha let me know that Noodle City at 5869 Hollister Ave is now open, replacing the recently closed Asian Cafe.

Wine Hound: Reader Steve Weixel tells me that there is a big sign in the window of 1221 Chapala saying "Coming Soon The Wine Hound". Rumor has it they are owned by wine club Vinesse, and will *not* be having a tasting room, but will instead have tastings at local restaurants. It is reportedly managed by the "wine guy" from Lazy Acres.


Friday, December 7, 2007

Sage & Onion closing tomorrow; Seagrass arrives Christmas Eve: Sage & Onion, after serving happy customers for nine years at 38 E. Ortega St, closes their doors tomorrow (Saturday) night. Opening in its place on December 24th will be Seagrass, a fine dining seafood restaurant brought to you by Mitchell Sjerven. A twenty-five-plus year restaurant veteran, Mitchell also owns & operates Bouchon Santa Barbara. His passion lies in providing an authentic, regional dining experience. Seagrass will be open seven nights a week, Sun-Thu 5:30pm-9pm and Fri-Sat 5:30pm-10pm. Chef Josh Brown, who has managed the kitchen & staff at Bouchon since 2003, will take on the additional duty of being the executive chef at Seagrass. Brandon Hughes, Bouchon’s sous-chef, will be chef de cuisine at Seagrass. Sage & Onion’s departing co-owners, Stephen Giles and Norbert Furnee, have decided to move on to other opportunities (read about it here soon). Stephen tells me that he and Norbert thoroughly enjoyed serving the community for nearly a decade, helping charity events and much more. Sage & Onion will certainly be missed! I plan to have dinner their Saturday night. It's an end of an era.

Albertsons Closing: The Coastal View News in Carpinteria reports that Albertsons market on Casitas Pass Rd is closing for good in the late spring of 2008. The grocery giant has been unable to renew its lease, which expires this summer. Vons, located on Linden Ave in Carpinteria, is considering relocating to the Albertsons site.

Sweet Sorrow: Carvel Ice Cream, in the Vons shopping center off of Fairview Ave, will not be open much longer. Although they are still in operation, the space is available for lease.


Thursday, December 6, 2007

Goodbye Pierre: Pierre Lafond in the Paseo Nuevo mall suddenly closed its doors for good last Saturday. No word yet on what will replace it in that location. Pierre Lafond Bistro at 516 State Street is still operating normally.

31 West Update: 31 West inside Hotel Andalucía has been undergoing a remodel and it appears that the name of the restaurant is being updated as well (thank you to reader Steve Weixel for providing the tip). The new name for 31 West is "Coast Santa Barbara" which follows the naming convention of their "Coast Santa Monica" restaurant inside Shutters On The Beach in Santa Monica. Coast will have a totally new layout, new furnishings, a new entrance, a new menu and a seafood bar. The opening of Coast Santa Barbara is tentatively scheduled for January.

Specials Spotlight: Neighborhood bar & restaurant at 235 W. Montecito St has a food special going on during December. From 5pm-11pm you can buy a one topping pizza or a 1/2 pound cheeseburger for only $4.95. You can enjoy your food outdoors this winter on their new heated patio. Call 963-7600.


Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Visual Update: The Cheese Shop was rumored to be coming to Paseo Nuevo early December. They are definitely on their way but I would guess January based on the current progress [see photo].

Center Of Town: Suppose you wanted to dine downtown, but not just anywhere downtown - at the *exact* center of town. Where would you eat? I typed "Santa Barbara" into Google Maps, turned on "satellite view" and zoomed in. Upon studying the image carefully I discovered that the center of town, as defined by Google, is the middle of State Street near Chipotle, with Pascucci running a very close second. For Goleta, the center-of-town winner is Wendy's on Hollister Ave. For Carpinteria, the center is at the Tee Time Driving Range which would make nearby Surf Dog at Ballard Ave the champion. Montecito's winner is China Pavilion while in Summerland  Tinker's gets the nod. And finally, in Santa Ynez, Willows at the Chumash Casino appears to have won the jackpot.

Montecito Is Jealous: A residence in Carpinteria made Forbes Magazine's list of the Ten priciest U.S. home sales in 2007. Price: $35 million. According to Forbes: "Hedge fund manager Bruce Kovner accumulated $83.5 million worth of property in Carpinteria, Calif., which is outside of Santa Barbara. The most expensive acquisition was a $35 million property that sits on three acres and has a Mediterranean-style villa. The other ocean-view acres include a $20 million four-bedroom house and a polo field bought from actor Kevin Costner."


Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Christmas Gift: China Pavilion, located at 1202 Chapala St and 1070 Coast Village Rd has a holiday gift card special going on right now. Buy $500 worth of gift cards and receive a free $125 gift card. Alternately you can buy $250 worth of gift cards and receive a free $50 gift card. Gift cards must be in increments of $50 and the offer expires at the end of the year.

Specials Spotlight: The Kona Ranch House at 5685 Calle Real in Goleta has some daily specials: Sunday - Luau Platter (Kalua Pork, Luau Pork Ribs, Teriyaki Chicken, Big Island Beef, Fresh Mahi Mahi) $16.95, Monday - Fish & Chips (with Hawaiian Cole Slaw) $6.95, Tuesday - Big Island Beef $11.95, Wednesday - Paniolo Kut Prime Rib $16.95, Thursday - $5 off any entree if you wear a Hawaiian shirt!

Expansion: Williams-Sonoma in La Cumbre Plaza is planning to expand into the space currently occupied by their mall neighbor Hallmark. Hallmark leaves at the end of the year.


Monday, December 3, 2007

Coming Soon: Reader Dianne let me know that the South Coast Deli will be opening another location at 1436 Chapala St (where Chapala crosses Micheltorena St). The previous occupant of this address was Cafe La Luz which closed last July.

Renovation: California Pasta, located in Paseo Nuevo Mall downtown, will  be closing for two months for a full remodel of the restaurant starting January 7, 2008.  Apparently this location has had many years of restaurant activity with very few upgrades. They will be adding all new equipment and raising the overall level of appearance.

Confectionery Of The Month: This month's honorees are Jean-Michel & Jill-Marie Carré, founders of Chocolats du CaliBressan that opened in Carpinteria last month. I went to their official launch party last Friday night and it was packed with well-wishers enjoying champagne and lots of fine chocolate.


Friday, November 30, 2007

Clean Creeks Certified: Rusty's Downtown Pizza at 232 W. Carrillo St and Rusty's Lighthouse Pizza at 15 E. Cabrillo Blvd have been added to the city of Santa Barbara's list of Clean Creeks Certified Businesses. Previous certified businesses include Via Maesta 42, Harbor Restaurant, El Paseo Restaurant, Los Arroyos, Aldo's, Left At Albuquerque, Super Cucas, Savoy, Garrett's Whale Tail, Elements, Arigato, California Pizza Kitchen, Le Bon Cafe, Quantum Restaurant, Shoreline Beach Cafe, State & A and Cafe Buenos Aires. For more information about this program visit sbcreeks.com or call 897-1910.

Freebirds Delivers: The popular Freebirds World Burrito in Isla Vista now delivers. You can either call or visit www.FreebirdsDelivery.com to place an order. Their delivery times are NOT 24-hour, so check the website first before you order. You can read about this new service on the UCSB Daily Nexus web site.

Marry Me Leyla: Speaking of UCSB, I was running on the Ellwood Mesa near campus yesterday and spotted a huge sign in the sand, made out of kelp, that proclaims "MARRY ME LEYLA" [see photo]. Does anyone know if Leyla said "yes?" Email me if you know her answer!


Thursday, November 29, 2007

Four Diamond Rating: The Chumash Casino Resort and its restaurant, The Willows have earned the AAA Four Diamond Award. The award is given to hotels and restaurants in Southern California by the Automobile Club. This is the casino and restaurant's fourth consecutive year of Four Diamond status.

La Tolteca Closed: For the first time in decades there is no La Tolteca Restaurant in Santa Barbara. The original on Haley St closed about two years ago and the Milpas location ended operations last month.

Tabasco Taboo: Denny's, represented locally at 3614 State St and 5677 Calle Real, has stopped offering Tabasco sauce at all of their 1,500 locations. They now offer an inferior "Louisiana Gold" that does not have the quality or flavor of the legendary pepper sauce. I am sure they saved lots of money by making this move but I believe it is a faux pas to use generic brands for essential condiments in a restaurant. Perhaps next they will switch to Kirkland Ketchup?

As If You Care: After weeks of planning, I first launched this restaurant news blog December 19, 2006, which was the day before the "Wrong Number Santa" story broke (see below). Ensuing events forced me to immediately cancel this blog (and scrap all the time-sensitive stories I had pre-written). I premiered this blog a second time on January 4th, 2007.


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Seeking Mr. & Mrs. Claus: Some of you may have heard my crazy Christmas story last year. It goes like this: This web site's toll-free number (1-800-SantaBarbara) that I launched late last year turned out to be just one digit off from 1-800-SantaClaus. I started receiving tons of misdialed calls from kids telling me their Christmas wishes. Rather than play Scrooge, I played along and answered the calls all day long for two weeks, pretending to be Santa. I spoke to 973 kids in all and tens of thousands of kids called but couldn't get through my jammed phone line. The odd story managed to find its way to newspapers all over the nation, labeling me the "Wrong Number Santa." I ended up doing live TV interviews on Fox News, NBC News, the Today Show and spoke on NPR. To top it all off, a CNN satellite truck came to my home on Christmas Eve for a live interview. It was all very weird, but also very fun talking to so many excited and anxious little kids.
   I am working with Montecito Bank & Trust to make it happen again this year. We have setup an official "Santa Claus Call Center" at 1010 State Street (near State & Carrillo) with five telephone lines (and one international Skype line). It will be open December 17-24 8am-8pm. I am looking for volunteers to help spend 2 hours talking to children on the phone, taking their Christmas wishes. Men will be Santa Claus and women will be "Mrs. Claus" which kids really enjoyed last year when several kind ladies helped fill in for me.
   I have created a web page that has actual phone calls from kids last year you can listen to. The page also has a signup form for those of you who can help me out this year:

SantaBarbara.com/santa

There is a story about the Santa Claus Call Center in today's Santa Barbara News-Press.


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Specials Spotlight: Get a free Beachbreak T-Shirt with any pitcher of beer during Happy Hour at Beachbreak Cafe, 324 State St. Daily Happy Hour is 2-6pm. Call 963-2889.

Chocolaterie Open House: You are invited to the Nouvelle Chocolaterie "Chocolats du CaliBressan" by Jean-Michel and Jill-Marie Carre to discover their new chocolate boutique and taste Jean-Michels artisan truffles and bonbon's. November 30th, 5pm-7pm, 4193 Carpinteria Ave Suite #4 in Carpinteria. Call 684 6900.

New At Elements: Leslie Tucker Klatt has been named general manager of Elements Restaurant & Bar in Santa Barbara. Ms. Klatt has 15 years of restaurant experience in downtown Santa Barbara and previously managed Wine Cask and Restaurant Nu.


Monday, November 26, 2007

Santa Barbara Survey™ 2008: The second annual Santa Barbara Survey™ of your favorite places for food & drink has begun. The online survey runs from Thanksgiving to New Years and the results will be displayed in the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide throughout 2008. Winners receive a glossy, customized 11x14 award poster hand-delivered by yours truly (I made over 70 deliveries last year). Recently I asked readers if any new categories should be created for the 2008 survey and this resulted in six additions: "Best Bargain," "Best Place for a First Date," "Best Place for Large Groups," "Best Place for Cheese," "Best Place for Chocolate," and a new grand prize category: "Best Overall Restaurant." The Santa Barbara Survey™ 2008 is online at:

SantaBarbara.com/survey

Food Drive: The 9th annual Bountiful Banquet Food Drive at the Shepard Place Mall in Carpinteria ends November 30th. You can drop off goods at shops in the mall and they will be distributed to local families. Recommended contributions include soups, canned vegetables, rice, pasta sauces, canned fruit, fruit juices and more. Contact the Carpinteria Lions Club for details.

Tamale Class: Learn secrets from hot tamale chefs. December 5th 6-8pm, $40/person includes all ingredients and you take home the tamales. Signup before Nov 30th. Sponsored by Girls Inc of Carpinteria. For details call 684-6364.

Pomegranate Festival: Enjoy the Buttonwood Farm Pomegranate Festival & Holiday Open House this Sunday, December 2nd. Find out all of the secrets of the pomegranate. Noon-4pm, $7.50 wine tasting fee. 1500 Alamo Pintado Rd, Solvang. Call 800-715-1404


Friday, November 23, 2007

Montecito Giovanni's Closing: Apparently the decades-long transformation of Coast Village Rd into "Rodeo Drive" continues on schedule. The Montecito Journal reports that Giovanni's Pizza, a fixture in Montecito for more than 20 years, will be closing on February 1st. Owner Alex Normand says the landlord did not renew their lease and that the property owners want a more upscale restaurant occupying that location.

Zero By Zero Nine: Carl's Jr, represented locally at 7 S. Milpas St and 5820 Calle Real, has announced plans to transition to zero trans fat canola cooking oil by 2009. Speaking of Carl's Jr, they will be opening a new restaurant next year at 4610 Carpinteria Ave in Carpinteria, the former location of Coco's Restaurant.

Specials Spotlight: Sambos, located at 216 W. Cabrillo Blvd since 1957, is now offering $2.00 Short Stack Pancakes Monday-Friday. They are open daily 6:30am-3:30pm and offer free wireless Internet access.


Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!


Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Fish House Coming To Hendry's: The Brown Pelican restaurant, located at Hendry's Beach, is being replaced by the Fish House restaurant. The Brown Pelican closes their doors this Sunday after 25 years in business. The Fish House will continue to operate their other location near Stearns Wharf. Speaking of the Brown Pelican, they will be having a liquidation sale soon to clear out their tables, chairs, and assorted equipment.

Rumors Of The Day: The Tee-Off Restaurant and Kona Ranch House are rumored to be for sale in a package deal for $1.4 million. The China Bowl, located on Ortega St, is rumored to be for sale for $400k. As always, these rumors might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call. I must add that the Tee-Off is, and will continue to be, one of my all-time favorite restaurants. Nobody does Prime Rib like Tee-Off.

Specials Spotlight: JR's BBQ on Hollister Ave are having some great daily specials: All-you-can-eat Ribs (dining room only) $16.95. Early Bird Senior Special - Mon-Fri 4-6pm 15% off. Bucket of BBQ for Family of 4 on Sundays $39.95.


Tuesday, November 20, 2007

There's No Place Like Home: I have returned from my visit to El Salvador and would like to give a huge thank you to LemonJelly for writing a terrific guest blogger column while I was gone! Starting tomorrow I will add to this column some observations from my visit to Central America.

Ruth's Chris Opens Uptown: La Cumbre Plaza has a new tenant. No, it's not another shoe store. I am talking about the famous Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse which had its grand opening yesterday. Their story began in 1965 when founder Ruth Fertel mortgaged her home to buy a little steak house in New Orleans named Chris Steak House. The public company now has 117 locations around the world and is based in Heathrow, Florida. The new Santa Barbara restaurant at 3815 State St has 85 employees and is open Mon-Thu 5-10pm, Fri-Sat 5-10:30pm and Sun 4:30-9:30pm.
   Ruth’s Chris has a variety of soups, salads, potato dishes and vegetable options. Entrees include Filet $36.95, Petite File & Shrimp $40.95, Petite Filet $32.95, Porterhouse For Two $82.95, Ribeye $38.50, Cowboy Ribeye $42.50, New York Strip $40.50, T-Bone $46.95, Lamb Chops $37.75, Veal Chop with Sweet & Hot Peppers $31.95, Ahi-Tuna Stack $33.50, Crab Cakes $28.25, Grilled Portobello Mushrooms $19.95, BBQ Shrimp $24.95 and Stuffed Chicken Breast $20.25, Live Main Lobster $27.95/lb and Australian 8oz Lobster Tail $32.95 each.
   Ruth’s Chris also has a special seasonal “Chef’s Features” menu. Currently it includes Stacked Vine-Ripened Tomatoes $10.95, Grilled Swordfish & Shrimp $34.95 and Venison with Blackberry Sauce $38.95. For more information call 563-5674 or visit RuthsChris.com.

Brown Pelican Closing: Reader Anita tells me that the Brown Pelican restaurant has lost its lease and is closing this Sunday. A new seafood restaurant will be opening in its place in the near future.

Let's Dance: Reader Jeramy informs me that Stateside Restaurant & Lounge has obtained something sought after by all popular night spots: a dance permit. In addition to enjoying great food & drink at Stateside, you can now twist & shout!

Turducken: Reader Dave asked me if there are any restaurants in town that serve a "Turducken dinner." I politely told him that I didn't know and then asked: "What the hell is a Turducken?" A Turducken is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken, with stuffing in between. He tells me it yields multiple layers of flavor. You can read more about it online at: wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken


Tuesday, November 13 - Monday, November 19, 2007

Guest Blogger: I am out of the country right now and reader LemonJelly is filling in for me as my guest blogger.  Email her at lemonjelly@santabarbara.com. I return Tuesday, November 20th.

Click here to read LemonJelly's restaurant blog.


Monday, November 12, 2007

C'est Cheese: If they were any hotter, the cheese would melt. That sums up the popularity of C’est Cheese, a specialty store at 825 Santa Barbara St that features over 100 cheeses from around the world [photo]. It is little tucked-away gems like this that Santa Barbara is famous for and I thank reader Todd McRay for finding this one for me.
   Started in 2003 by Michael & Kathryn Graham, C’est Cheese has built up a large and loyal fan base. Many restaurants source all of their cheeses at C'est Cheese, including top rated French hotspot Bouchon, Intermezzo and more. They have a regular following of people who come in every week or two to get their cheeses. Saturday is their biggest day.
   Popular cheeses include Brie, Stilton, Red Hawk by “Cowgirl Creamery” and Gruyere. Owner Michael Graham told me that many customers are surprised when they taste the quality. “People think they know Gruyere and then they taste this and their whole world has changed,” he said. They also have many rare & exotic cheeses that no one else in the area sells. Michael showed me the “Memoire,” a Dutch Gouda infused with black truffles, as an example [photo].
   Though the focus is cheese, C’est Cheese is also a high-end grocery [photo] with wines [photo], olive oils, vinegars, crackers, salami, prosciutto, paté, artisan honey and more. “We prefer to stock artisan items rather than big store commodity products,” Michael said as he picked up a small jar of spicy sun-dried tomatoes. “This is made by a family in Tunisia,” he said.
   For those with a sweet tooth they also have a display of chocolate truffles [photo]. The most popular item is “Caramel with Fleur de Sel” that is embedded with small salt crystals. “Salt & chocolate is amazing,” he said. Another truffle in high demand is “Coeur,” a dark chocolate infused with raspberry.
   C’est Cheese is open Monday-Friday 10am-7pm and Saturday 8am-6pm. For more information call 965-0318 or visit CestCheese.com.

Specials Spotlight: My “specials spotlight” always lists pretty good bargains, but this week’s deal is jaw-dropping. Enterprise Fish Company, located at 225 State St, is celebrating their 30th anniversary by rolling back prices to what they were in 1977. For two days only, on November 14th & 15th, you will be able order the following entrees: Pacific Red Snapper $5.95, Shrimp Louie Salad $5.95, Combo Skewer $7.95, Salmon $7.95 and Swordfish $8.95. Also discounted are appetizers: Fried Calamari $2.95, Bay Shrimp Cocktail $2.95 and Oyster Shooter 75 cents. Call 962-3313.

Take-Home Thanksgiving: Jack's Bistro, located at 5050 Carpinteria Ave in Carpinteria, is offering a take-home Thanksgiving dinner (turkey or ham) that serves 8-10. It includes traditional mash potatoes, gravy, herb stuffing, vegetable medley, caramelized roasted yams and fresh dinner rolls. Price is $94.95. Orders are due by November 19th at noon. Call 453-1408.

Visual Update: It appears construction of some kind has begun at 1129 State St [photo], the former home of Restaurant Nu. There is a rumor floating around that the next occupant will be The Melting Pot Restaurant. As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

Ruth's Chris: Rumors about the exact day of Ruth's Chris Steakhouse opening have been bouncing all over the calendar. Last Friday I sat down with Ruth's Chris general manager Christopher Goodyear and he gave me the official scoop. The grand opening of the new La Cumbre Plaza restaurant is Monday, November 19th at 5pm. Here is a [photo] of their shiny new digs

Guest Blogger: I am leaving the country this week to visit my sister and her family in El Salvador. Her husband works for the State Dept and they move to a different country every two years. It's a pretty cool way to see the world she tells me. It is also a great opportunity for me to globetrot on the cheap! Reader LemonJelly will be filling in for me as my guest blogger starting tomorrow. I'll be back Tuesday, November 20th.


Friday, November 9, 2007

Sesto Senso Opens: Sesto Senso, which means "sixth sense" in Italian, has opened at 1026 Coast Village Rd in Montecito. Brought to you by Alberto & Michelle Mastrangelo, the owners of Epiphany Restaurant & Bar downtown, Seso Senso offers appetizers and wine. In addition to a large variety of wine, Sesto Senso serves Italian sushi including white salmon carpaccio, smoked duck breast with medjook dates & pearl onions, tuna/hamachi/beef carpaccio, Dungeness crab squash with guacamole and much more. They are open Mon-Sat 5pm - midnight. Call 565-1956.

New Bakery On Haley: Reader Liana let me know that a Mexican bakery/deli named Los Tarascos as opened at 314 E Haley St in downtown Santa Barbara. Hours are Mon-Fri 6:30am-11pm, Sat 8am-11pm, Sun 6pm-11pm. Call (866) 898-0529.


Thursday, November 8, 2007

Who Caters Sushi? Reader Meridith is searching for a local catering company that offers fresh sushi and I put that question in yesterday's blog. Thank you to readers Steve Weixel, Anita, Chris & Steve V. for helping Meridith find the answer!
  It appears the best option for sushi catering in Santa Barbara is a company called Sushi on Site that has a van often seen around town. Sushi is made fresh to order on the premises and they will set up a sushi lounge for you. Their sushi bar lounge is advertised as great for weddings, birthdays, and corporate events. Sushi on Site was founded by Arief Norman who has been a professional master sushi chef for more than 15 years. Call 805-708-7127 or visit SushiOnSite.com for menus and photos.

New Cook Book: Trattoria Grappolo at 3687 Sagunto St in Santa Ynez has published a 224 page high-gloss cookbook called "Trattoria Grappolo: Simple Recipes for Traditional Italian Cuisine." Cookbooks can be ordered at the restaurant or call 688-6899.

Weekend Jazz: Volare Ristorante at 1095 Edison St in Santa Ynez has live jazz 7-9pm on Fridays & Saturdays. Call 693-8072.


Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Coming Soon: Reader Frank let me know that the Cheese Shop Carmel, located in Carmel-by-the-Sea is opening a store in Paseo Nuevo downtown. It is scheduled to open early December next to Nordstrom.

Chocolaterie Coming To Carp: A French chocolate making business will open in Carpinteria mid-November. "Chocolats du CaliBressan" will be located in the business park at 4193 Carpinteria Ave, Suite 4. Call 684-6900.

Steak Patrol: "Officer Wedge" writes a review of the Filet Mignon at Cold Spring Tavern.

Who Caters Sushi? Reader Meridith is searching for a local catering company that offers fresh sushi. This is a great question because most Japanese restaurants do not offer catering. If you have any suggestions, please send me an email and I will post the answer here.


Tuesday, November 6, 2007

For Peet's Sake: Reader Richard followed up on the rumor about Peet’s Coffee coming to downtown State St and it appears that it might not be happening any time soon. Here is the official communication he received from corporate headquarters: “Dear Richard, Thank you very much for your inquiry. I am not aware of any immediate plans for a new Peet's in Santa Barbara. New store openings have only been announced through January 2008, and Santa Barbara is not on the list. Sincerely, Ginny Phillips, Customer Service, Peet's Coffee & Tea.

Visual Update: I first spotted a sign for Wahoo's Fish Taco in mid-October and mentioned it in my October 15th blog. They are taking over the former Taiko location at 511 State St. It appears Wahoo's has finally started construction (see photo).

Best Of 2008: Starting on Thanksgiving and running through New Years, I'll be conducting my second-annual online Santa Barbara Survey™ of the best restaurants in town. If you have any category suggestions to add to those used for the Best of 2007 survey, please send me an Email.

  • Reader Caryn suggests "Best Place to Take Parents When they come to Town"
  • Reader Caryn suggests "Best Place for a Large Crowd/Group Party/Wedding Rehearsal"
  • Reader Ryan suggests "Best restaurant for first date"

Monday, November 5, 2007

Specials Spotlight:

  • Beachbreak Cafe at 324 State St is having some dinner specials: prime top sirloin w/ a bleu cheese reduction sauce or chicken picatta for 8.95, good through 11/19. Running through 11/26 is the same top sirloin special or pan seared Ahi for 8.95. Mention the specials to get the discount.
  • Zaffiro Restaurant in Camino Real Marketplace is offering some specials through the end of the year: A 50% discount on a glass of their wine specials with every entrée. A 5% discount on parties of over 15 guests. A 10% discount on catering. A 15% discount on their Gourmet Wine, Beer & Spirits Tasting Series. These specials may not be combined with any other discount program.
  • Baja Fresh Mexican Restaurants (7127 Hollister Ave, 3851 State St) now has a “Kids Eat Free” special that runs on Saturdays & Sundays.

Coming Soon?: I also stopped by a restaurant-in-progress named Saffron on De La Guerra St. About a month ago in this column I mentioned that it looked like construction was going on inside. I snuck a peek last weekend and nothing had changed at all since my previous visit so plans appear to be stalled.


Friday, November 2, 2007

Luck Cafe: In January 2005 a notice about the pending arrival of "Luck Cafe" appeared on a door at 18 E. Cota St, between Blue Agave and Square One. Then nothing happened. The paper on the windows was down recently and it appears that there finally is some construction going on inside. They are combining two separate addresses into one larger space. See view through left window and right window. Rumor has it that the lease is held by Gene Montesano, owner of Lucky's, Joe's Cafe & more. Perhaps this location will become the rumored new downtown Lucky's that was mentioned in my blog on October 9th?

New In The Guide: At the request of reader Angela, I finally made it over to Boris Cake Bakery at 423 N. Milpas St and added them to the guide.


Thursday, November 1, 2007

A Restaurant Odyssey: Santa Barbara has some great restaurants, but dining venues with a view looking down on our spectacular city are all but non-existent. Granada Hills, a city on the edge of the San Fernando Valley, doesn't have this problem. I was in Granada Hills recently and came across the most amazing restaurant named The Odyssey. The Odyssey is situated high above the San Fernando Valley and has the most incredible view. Nearly every seat in the house has a prime vantage point (see photos). Imagine if someone built a restaurant at the top of the Santa Barbara Riviera, lined it with windows and you dined there at sunset. That would be similar to the experience I am talking about.
   The food and service was up there with the best Santa Barbara has to offer and, much to my surprise, the prices were very inexpensive. I ordered the 10oz Prime Rib (which was fantastic) and it only cost $22.95 including bread, vegetables & potato.  Our waiter named Stavros, who has worked there for 20 years, was very friendly and knowledgeable and provided some of the best service I have ever had. 
   In addition to the restaurant, the Odyssey offers five banquet rooms. The "Apollo Ballroom," the largest space adorning the Odyssey, displays 100 feet of floor-to-ceiling windows giving all guests a panoramic view of the entire San Fernando Valley. The next time you are near the valley around dinner time, you must stop by and pay them a visit. The Odyssey Restaurant, 15600 Odyssey Dr., Granada Hills, CA 91344. Phone: (818) 366-6444, TheOdysseyRestaurant.com

Visual Update: I stopped by the future home of Esau's Cafe at 721 Chapala St. The last I heard they were looking for a December 2007 opening. From the looks of the inside, I don't think December is going to happen. See photos of outside & inside.

Changes To The Guide: Starting today I have changed the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide's review expiration period from 3 years to 2 years. In other words, reviews older than 730 days are no longer displayed. Previously the maximum number of days in the life a review was 1095. This is the first modification to the formula in the six years since the review system was first added to the guide. While this suddenly removes thousands of the oldest reviews, it also makes this restaurant guide more relevant. Two years is still an eternity for a restaurant. There will continue to be a 12 review minimum, meaning that reviews stop expiring if a restaurant only has a dozen (or fewer) reviews.


Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The Zagat Zone: In a recent column I published the winners of the Zagat Survey for Santa Barbara. After looking at the list of winners for "Best Food," it suddenly occurred to me that Santa Barbara has formed what I'll call a "Zagat Zone." All the top ranked Santa Barbara restaurants (Arigato Sushi, Bouchon, Downey's & Olio E Limone) are clustered near the intersection of State & Victoria (see photo). To further illustrate their proximity I counted out the number of steps between each dining venue. Using Bouchon as the starting point, it takes only 91 steps to reach Arigato. I paced off 88 steps to Downey's and a mere 30 steps to Olio E Limone.

Picture Of The Day: State Street has always had people trying a variety of gimmicks to attract "personal" donations. One clever guy seems to have hit upon a winning formula that is raking in cash. The novelty: he has a mouse on top of a cat, while the cat is on top of a dog (see photo 1, photo 2). Now that a successful business model has been discovered, we can expect to see a flood of traditional foes paired together in harmony downtown, such as Spider/Fly, Cheetah/Gazelle, Coke/Pepsi...

Halloween: Have a safe and Happy Halloween and try to ease up on the junk food intake! If you happen to be near Loreto Plaza on upper State St, be sure to stop by Harry's Plaza Cafe for their Halloween costume contest.
 


Tuesday, October 30, 2007

A Time For Thanksgiving: Each November my inbox is swamped with the same question: Which restaurants serve a traditional turkey dinner on Thanksgiving Day? Last week I made a hundred phone calls to find the answer, just for you faithful blog readers. You should make reservations early because some places will be sold out weeks in advance. Here is my list of restaurants serving a traditional turkey dinner on Thanksgiving Day:

Moroccan Night: Roblar Winery & Vineyards presents Moroccan Night, Friday November 2nd, 6-9pm. Includes music, belly dancers, wine and 5-course Moroccan dinner by Chef Karim. $125 per person (all inclusive). Reservations required. Location: 3010 Roblar Ave, Santa Ynez. Call 686-2603.

Rumor Of the Day: The owners of popular Kahuna Grill in Camino Real Marketplace are planning to open a second Kahuna Grill, this time in Paseo Nuevo downtown. The new grill will replace the recently closed Tiramisu restaurant. As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.
 


Monday, October 29, 2007

Subway Coming To Downtown: No, the city is not planning to start tunneling under State Street. Subway Sandwiches will be taking over the old Cingular Wireless location, a few doors down from Spice Avenue. The address is 1021A State St (see photo of new signs on the window) and they have not yet started the remodel.

Foodbank Fundraiser: The Foodbank of Santa Barbara County is having their 10th annual Empty Bowls fundraiser on November 4th at the Rockwood Woman's Club. Regular tickets are $25 and Empty Bowls always sells out. Attendees are fed soup and bread from area restaurants, get a bowl made by area potters to keep, and receive a lot of satisfaction by helping a good cause. Seatings are at 11am, noon and 1pm Call 967-5741 x104.

Chocolate De Vine: Santa Barbara Rape Crisis Center presents Chocolate de Vine a celebration of chocolate & wine, Saturday, November 3rd, 7–10p at the Santa Barbara Maritime Museum. VIP reception is at 6pm sharp. The event features a judged competition of chocolate creations by local chefs. Contributors include Giessinger Winery, Jessie’s Grove Winery, Mid-Life Crisis Winery, Michael-David Winery, Bacara, Cindy Black with Mmm…Cake!, The Wine Cask, Bella Dolce, Chocolate Maya, Elements, Jessica Foster, Fresco & more. Tickets are $55 in advance / $65 at the door. Private VIP reception for $95 includes Reserve Wines, Champagne, Hors d’oeuvres and a Chocolate Dessert. For tickets visit sbrapecrisiscenter.org or call 963-6832.

Rumor Of The Day: Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse is having their grand opening on Monday, November 19th. As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.


Friday, October 26, 2007

Asian Cafe Closes: Reader Lemonjelly tells me that Vietnamese restaurant Asian Cafe in old town Goleta is officially closing today. The nice lady that runs the place will be focusing her time on the little Asian shop next door, and has sold the restaurant business to new owners from Oxnard, who will renovate and rename the place Noodle City.

Bargains At Dargan's: Dargan's Irish Pub & Restaurant has been celebrating 10 years in business this week. All week through this Sunday, Oct 28 Dargan's has been offering all their menu items at 1997 prices, including Fish & Chips $7, Irish Stew $6.50, Pan Seared Halibut $12. I am planning to stop by tonight and check it out.

Specials Spotlight: The Treehouse Restaurant at 3860 State St now has a Friday Prime Rib special for only $14.99. Includes creamed horseradish, choice of rice or potato, fresh vegetables and soup or salad. Dinner starts after 4pm.

Halloween: Reader Bob Patterson, owner of Here's the Scoop, tells me that once again Coast Village Road in Montecito turns into GHOST Village Road on Oct 31st 2-7PM.  The road's association of businesses sponsors this event with many merchants handing out candy to well over 1,000 kids. Here's The Scoop will be giving out samples of their "Worms & Dirt" Gelato (Cookies & Cream with Gummy worms). This year the Montecito Inn will do the Haunted House.  Here's The Scoop is having a Costume Contest, open to kids 2-15, time is 3-6PM.  Photos will be judged on creativity & originality.


Thursday, October 25, 2007

Saigon Express Reopens: Reader Stephen tells me that he walked by Saigon Express in Isla Vista recently and it appears they have reopened and are under new management.

Sand Shark: Earlier this week I reported that Sandbar was recently reinvented as a Mexican restaurant & tequila bar. I appears that the reason for the change is that they are under new ownership. Sandbar was purchased by its State Street neighbor Sharkeez a little over a year ago.

Halloween: Sweet Alley, located at 1103 State St, has stocked up on Halloween treats this year, including:

  • Pumpkin-faced caramel apples
  • Chocolate dipped marshmallows and Rice Krispie Treats, decorated with spiders, ghosts & skeletons
  • Edible larvettes
  • Pumpkin-faced chocolate lollipops
  • Sour pumpkins
  • Assorted fall mix
  • Candy corn (of course!)
  • Gummi spiders

Menu Online: Reader Mike tells me that popular Cota St restaurant Blue Agave now lists their complete menu on their web site. I haven't been to Blue Agave in years so I told Mike, who is having dinner at Blue Agave soon, that if he gives it a thumbs up, I'll immediately make reservations for dinner. I'll keep checking their reviews to see what Mike's verdict is and I'll post the results here.


Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Ethiopian Eatery: Saba Tewolde, recently featured in the Santa Barbara Daily Sound, plans to open a local restaurant named Lalibela that specializes in Ethiopian cuisine. I spoke with her at length recently and Saba hopes to find a restaurant location in the next six months. She currently owns and operates the Lalibela catering service that serves Ventura to Santa Barbara. Lalibela catering handles groups from 5 up to 100 people, including events, birthday parties and more. Ethiopian food is served traditionally and includes Injera (flat bread), fish, chicken, lamb, beef, spinach, lentil, beans dishes and cucumber yogurt salad. Call 963-4053.

Careers That Sizzle: Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, scheduled to open in La Cumbre Plaza this November, is beefing up their staff. This is a medium-rare opportunity to find a job as a server, bartender, host/hostess, cook, steward, dishwasher or food runner. If you have dining experience and want to join their herd, apply in person Mon-Fri, 10am-5pm at Holiday Inn Goleta, located at 5650 Calle Real.

New Web Site: Stateside Restaurant & Lounge, Santa Barbara's newest restaurant, located at 1114 State St in La Arcada, has just launched their web site that includes pictures, menus and more.

As If You Care: In my September 10th blog I mentioned how my friends and I took a group photo while on vacation at Northern California when we were teenagers. At that time the five of us all vowed to return every five years and retake that picture, sitting in the exact same location, lined up in the same order, with the same posture and even the same facial expressions (see photos). We have somehow managed to keep that vow intact for 25 years and the story of our odd ritual is featured in today's News-Press.
 


Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Zagat Survey 2008: Zagat just released their highly-respected annual survey of restaurants and I had an opportunity to glance at the booklet covering the region from Santa Barbara to Los Angeles. Locally, here’s the run down of the best-of-the-best:

For those of you who occasionally dine south of the South Coast, here are the big winners for the entire Los Angeles region:

Speaking Of Surveys: Starting on Thanksgiving and running through New Years, the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide will be conducting its second-annual online Santa Barbara Survey™. The poll results will be displayed on the guide’s “Best Of 2008” page all next year.

Rumor Of The Day: In Carpinteria, Giannfranco's Trattoria has grown in popularity so much they need to expand the size of their kitchen. When the time comes, they will be closed for the duration of the remodel. As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

AOK BBQ: A friend of mine who is a BBQ connoisseur tells me that the new JR's BBQ at Creekside in Goleta is fantastic. Last week he dined at JR’s, located at 4444 Hollister Ave in Goleta (near Modoc), and said they were packed. My friend offered lots of praise for the quality of the food and the chef’s attention to detail and said a visit to JR’s is a must for BBQ fans. I tried it myself last night (I ordered the baby back ribs) and it was phenomenal. Looks like we just found another hidden gem. Call 964-5118.


Monday, October 22, 2007

Turkish Festival: This Sunday, October 28, 11am-5pm, Mediterra Cafe & Market at 5575 Hollister Ave (next to Sizzler) is holding their second-annual Turkish Festival. They were overwhelmed last year so organizers are making this year’s event even bigger. The festival will have live entertainment, arts and crafts, belly dancing, folk dancing, Gyros, Baklava, Turkish coffee and activities for children. Admission is free. For pictures & information visit sb.turkishfestival.us on the web or call 696-9323.

Rumor Of The Day: I was in the Scavenge costume shop at 418 State St the other day, buying my outfit for this Halloween (I'll be Santa Claus, it's a long story...), when I heard that they may move to a different location. Two different organizations have approached Scavenge about opening restaurants at that location. As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

Sandbar Goes Mex: I was walking down the windy, blinding, ash-choked State St corridor last Saturday night when I happen to notice things looked very different at Sandbar. Sandbar, located at 514 State St, has completely changed their concept. They are now a Mexican Restaurant & Tequila Bar. And they were totally packed with customers. Looks like a good move. Call 966-1388.


Friday, October 19, 2007

JR's Opens For Business: JR's BBQ at Creekside opened last Friday night at 4444 Hollister Ave (near Upper State St & Modoc Rd) and I added them to the guide today. They feature southern-style barbeque ribs, pork shoulder, beef brisket and Jamaican Jerk chicken. Dinner hours are from 4-10pm, with a separate late night bar menu with tacos, burgers and appetizers. Dinners range from $7.50 to $25. The restaurant features family dining, while the bar offers a large dance floor. Outside is a great horseshoe pit area with picnic tables. Call 964-5118.

Seven Restaurant Owners Join The Guide: The owners of Brophy Bros., Cafe Buenos Aires, Greek House Cafe, Jake's, Left At Albuquerque, Silvergreen's Restaurant and Stateside Restaurant & Lounge contacted me and have opened control panel accounts. Control panel accounts in the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide are free of charge and allow owners to post responses to public reviews written about their restaurant. They can also enter extended descriptions of their restaurant and information about specials, hours, web site, menus, etc. The total number of restaurant owners that have opened control panel accounts in the guide stands at 102. Welcome aboard!

As If You Care: It's a slow news day so here is something random for you: Today Paramount Pictures finished casting all the parts for the next Star Trek movie, which is supposed to be set in the crew's younger, academy days. I searched Google and found pictures of the new actors: Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty, Sulu, Uhura & Chekov. I have a suspicion the new movie will suck. It arrives in theaters December 2008.


Thursday, October 18, 2007

Barramundi: I was at Outback Steakhouse on Calle Real last night with my friends Wedge & Trish who are big fans of Australia. They travel down under frequently and were very surprised to see that Outback now offers Barramundi fish on the menu. Wedge said it is a very delicious type of fish only found in the waters of Australia and is hugely popular there. He told me this is the first time he has ever seen it served in the U.S. because it is so hard to import. We ordered it and it was indeed fantastic.

Speaking Of Outback: I also noticed that Outback Steakhouse has a new "No Worries Wednesdays" special where they offer a mixed grill for $17.95. Here is their official description: "Savor our succulent slow-roasted top cap sirloin, tender, flame-grilled chicken breast, and seasoned shrimp all served with fresh steamed French-style green beans and vanilla bean mashed sweet potatoes."

Stand-Up Comedy: Bricks Cafe, located at 509 State St, now offers stand-up comedy every Thursday from 10pm-Midnight. Call 899-8833.

Specials Spotlight: Bay Cafe, located near the beach at 131 Anacapa St, is having a 2 lb Alaskan King Crab special for only $24.95 on Mondays and Tuesdays. Call 963-2215.


Wednesday, October 17, 2007

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Lemon-ale: The Hollister Brewing Co. has brewed the official Lemonale for the California Lemon Festival in Goleta this weekend. Their brewer, Eric Rose, has brewed this very special ale using local lemons from Glen Annie Canyon, lemongrass, and ginger. HBC has sampled this beer from the tanks at the brewery and are very excited about the release of this beer. They will be serving this at Hollister Brewing Co. starting this Thursday afternoon and there will be plenty on tap at the Lemon Festival.

New Restaurant In Solvang: Reader Melissa tells me that the Bacchus Restaurant at the Storybook Inn in Solvang is now open for business. Located at 409 First Street, they serve dinner Wed-Sun starting at 5pm (see menu). Owner Brigitte Guehr has 30 years of restaurant experience and previous restaurants have been featured locally and in national publications such as "Gourmet" and "Bon Appetit" magazines. Executive Chef Troy Tolbert creates a seasonally changing wine country prix fixe menu, complemented by award winning wines. Reservations are highly recommended. Call 688-1703.

Visual Update: They have finished paving the driveway (it was recently just dirt) at Storke Road Drive Inn and have added new windows & walls (see photo). The reopening is planned for the late 2007.

Yappy Hour: Happy Hour for you and your dog. Stop feeling Guilty for leaving your dog at home while you enjoy a social life! Bring your best friend with you...Live Music, MUTTini's, & Mingling with a Canine Halloween Costume Contest. Best dressed wins a prize. DATE: October 18, 2007, TIME: 6:00p - 9:00p, PLACE: Red's, 211 Helena Ave, Phone: 805-966-5906, PRICE: $8 advance / $10 @ door


Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Stateside Opens Downtown: Stateside Restaurant & Lounge opened its doors last week in La Arcada at 1114 State St, in the former location of Acapulco Restaurant. General Manager Warren Butler gave me an extensive tour a few weeks ago and I was very impressed. As designed, they will be able to open up parts of the restaurant to accommodate large events and then scale back the visible space to keep the atmosphere cozy & intimate. In addition to being a fine local restaurant featuring Californian Cuisine with an Asian influence, I can see 11,000-square-foot Stateside quickly becoming the preferred special events location in town. The restaurant features an outdoor patio, two bar areas, a private dining room and an upstairs mezzanine lounge. Hours are 11am - close. Call 564-1000.

Lemon Festival: For the past fifteen years the California Lemon Festival has been the biggest celebration in the Goleta area and it continues this weekend October 20-21. In addition to great lemon food and lots of family activities, the festival has expanded to include the Goleta Fall Classic Car, Motorcycle and Street Rod Show, and the Girls Inc. 5K Run. As always, the Lemon Festival will feature the most extensive 'Safety Street' in the county, a pie-eating contest, arts and crafts vendors, a petting zoo and amusement park rides.

Winemaker's Dinner: This Thursday, October 18 at 6:30pm, Four Seasons Biltmore features Sunstone Winery for an October Winemaker’s Dinner in the Bella Vista restaurant. Price $95 plus tax & gratuity. For reservations call 565-8232.

Now FireFox Compatible: Reader Gene let me know that there was some issues with the FireFox web browser not displaying my blog correctly. I had never viewed my blog with FireFox before and the font sizes were a mess! I have made changes to the fonts on the page so it now displays correctly in both Internet Explorer and the latest version of FireFox.

D’OH! That is the sound Homer Simpson makes when he has just committed another huge blunder. I now know how he feels. Last Tuesday in my column in the Daily Sound I reported that the Cheesecake Factory was coming to town which is not true, as it turns out. My blog was immediately corrected but there are no keys to press that will fix my column after it is sitting in news racks all over town.  My well-deserved punishment was swift as flame mails informing me of my error quickly torched my inbox. On the bright side, in addition to having learned a valuable lesson about double-checking sources, I now know that my mom is not the only person reading my print column!


Monday, October 15, 2007

Wahoo's Fish Taco: Last night I enjoyed a nice dinner on a cozy sidewalk table at Holdren's Steaks & Seafood. As I savored my grilled shrimp, artichoke soup and baby back ribs, I happened to notice a big sign across the street (see photo). On the front window of 511 State St, the former location of Taiko restaurant, there is now a colorful banner announcing that “Wahoo’s Fish Taco” is coming to town. Wahoo’s is a taco chain started in 1988 in O.C. and currently has more than 50 locations throughout California and Colorado. Remodeling of the restaurant space has not started yet. For more information, go to wahoos.com.

Eclectic I.V. Reopens: Eclectic I.V., located at 6530 Pardall Rd in Isla Vista, has reopened after closing its doors for remodeling last August.

Fire At Lito's: Workers fixing the roof at Lito's Mexican Restaurant on Haley St accidentally started a fire that partially damaged the structure. No word yet on when they will reopen.

Rumor Of the Day: The popular Jake's Cottage Cuisine Café on De La Vina St is considering opening a second location in Goleta. As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.


Friday, October 12, 2007

Fresco Zagat Rated: Seaside restaurant Fresco at the Beach is now rated in the 2008 Zagat Survey. "The fact that we made it into the guide during our first year of business is quite remarkable" says owner Jill Brouillard. "Our score, a very respectable 20 for food. 23 for decor and 20 for service is even more significant because it relates to the time period of our first six months in operation and our original menu, which has been improved upon greatly." The Zagat Survey describes Fresco at the Beach this way:  "A pleasant surprise at the Santa Barbara Inn, this comfortable new Californian leads off with fabulous ocean views and follows with skillfully made signatures like rack of lamb and bouillabaisse: though a bit more casual than its predecessor, Citronelle, it's also more reasonably priced, and once the kitchen gets up to speed a few pros predict it'll be top-notch."

Speaking Of Awards: Baja Fresh Mexican Grill, located in Goleta and on Upper State St, received the 2007 Platinum Award from Restaurants & Institutions Magazine, a leading news source for the restaurant chain industry.

Vineyard Walk & Harvest Brunch: Enjoy a brunch and tour of Buttonwood Vineyard in Santa Ynez this Sunday, October 14, 10am-1pm. Price: $35. Call 688-3032


Thursday, October 11, 2007

Stateside Opens Downtown: The Daily Sound reports that Stateside Restaurant & Lounge opened its doors yesterday in La Arcada at 1114 State St, in the former location of Acapulco Restaurant. Their menu consists of Californian Cuisine with an Asian influence. Hours are 5pm to close through this Sunday. Starting Monday the hours are 11am - close. Call 564-1000.

Poll: Who Serves An English Breakfast? Reader Eric has asked me to ask you if you know any places in town that serve an English Breakfast. An English breakfast consists of Eggs (poached, sunny side up, or over easy), bacon (called rashers), baked beans, sausages, hash browns or sautéed potatoes, fried mushrooms, a grilled tomato, toast, and hot tea. Some variants of it are the Scottish, Welsh, and Irish breakfast (but all of them are very similar to the English breakfast). If you have any suggestions, please send me an email.

Harvest BBQ: Roblar Winery is having their annual Harvest BBQ this Friday, October 12, 6-9pm. $75/person. Call for reservations 686-2603.


Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Ventura Bound: Popular restaurant Zaytoon has opened a Zaytoon's Tavern in Ventura. The Ventura location had Lebanese food, including sandwiches and the bar will be coming soon. Location: 1070 E. Front St #A in Ventura. Phone: 805-653-0026. ZaytoonTavern.com

Solstice Fundraiser: Chef Karim's Moroccan Restaurant is having a Summer Solstice Fundraiser on October 19 at 7pm. Cost is $50 ($20 tax deductible) and includes a multi-course Moroccan feast, belly dancers and prizes. Entrees include honeyed lamb, lemon chicken & beef kabobs. Vegetarian and vegan choices available. Call 965-3396 or email solstice@solsticeparade.com.

Cheesecake Factory Not Coming To Town: Apparently my information for yesterday's story about the Cheesecake Factory coming to town was incorrect.

As If You Care: I added a page for the SantaBarbara Trolley Tours to the Activities Guide on SantaBarbara.com.


Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Rumors Of The Day: Speaking of new places coming to State, Gene Montesano is planning to open a second Lucky's restaurant in town; this time on State St. Madison's Grill & Tavern is looking to expand their brand by opening a high-end nightclub, also on State. As always, these rumors might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

Celebrate The Harvest: Tomorrow, Wednesday, October 10th, the Santa Barbara Botanic Garden presents Celebrate The Harvest: Food Plants of the Fall. Discover how food plants have influenced civilization. 3-5pm Arroyo Room at Botanic Garden, 1212 Mission Canyon Rd. $30/$20 members. Call 682-4726 x139.

Useless Sign Of The Day: On lower State Street, a block from the beach, there is a huge sign on the side of a building that says: "Hot Spots has moved. Opening at new location soon. 505 State St." To be more accurate, the sign should say: "Hot Spots ALREADY moved to 505 State St and then crashed & burned so Cafe Nirvana moved in and quickly tanked and now the current occupant, Mad Dogs, is kicking serious butt!" Better yet, they should remove the sign.
 


Monday, October 8, 2007

Harbor & Seafood Festival: The Santa Barbara Harbor & Seafood Festival is this Saturday, October 13th, 10am-5pm at the Santa Barbara Harbor. Enjoy fresh seafood, cooking demos, live music on two stages, NOAA research vessel tours, sailing lessons, boat rides, children activities and more. This popular event includes many booths to shop and exhibits to teach you about the wonders of the sea. Please say hello to my good friend Ruston for me at the Heal The Ocean booth!

Fiddlers' Convention & Festival: Enjoy the 36th Annual Old-Time Fiddlers' Convention and Festival featuring 100 contestants, cash prizes in Old-time Fiddling, Banjo, other Appalachian Instruments, and Singing. Sunday, October 14, 2007, 10am-5pm. Location: Stow House, 304 N. Los Carneros Road, Goleta, $15 Adults; $10 Senior/Teens; $5 Children, Free parking. Visit FiddlersConvention.org for details.

Dinner Time: Jake's, at 2911 De la Vina St, now offers dinner Thu-Sat, 5pm-8pm. Includes southern-style cooking. Choice of one: Chicken, beef, fish or country fried steak. Choice of two: veggies, rice & gravy/potatoes. Choice of bread and desserts. Call 898-2233.

Taste For Carpinteria: Girls Inc. is having a “Taste for Carpinteria” garden party & auction, Sunday Oct. 14th 1pm-5pm at 5315 Foothill Rd. Price is $40 and includes samplings from local restaurants and wineries. RSVP to Grace Donnelly: 684-6364.


Friday, October 5, 2007

Simple Meals: There is a new service in town called Simple Meals at 2611 De La Vina St. They do all the planning, shopping, preparing and all the clean up of your home meals. Simple Meals can prepare a month's worth of ready-to-cook home style family dinners in about 2 hours. Visit SimpleMeals.biz or call 275-2292.

New Burgers: Tony's at 699 Linden Ave in Carpinteria is now offering Angus or Ahi burgers. Burgers include fresh catch or certified beef, home-baked bun & homemade tarter sauce. Onion rings or french fries on the side. Finish off your meal with homemade apple or banana cream pie. Call 684-3413.

Now Serving Dinner: Beachbreak Cafe, at 324 State St, has expanded their hours and now serve dinner. New hours are 7am-9pm every day. Daily Happy Hour is 2pm-6pm. This follows their recent expansion that doubled the space in their restaurant. Call 962-2889.

Lettuce B. Special: Lettuce B. Frank, 413 State St, now has a full week worth of daily specials: Mon (5-10pm): 50 cent wings and corn pups with purchase of bucket of beer. Tue (5-9pm): Buy two, get a third free. Wed (5-9pm): 50 cent wings with adult beverage purchase. Thu: 2 for 1 on all tap beer all day. Fri (6-10pm): 10% off rotisserie chicken. Sat: College football deals all day. Sun: $1 sliders with purchase of bucket or pitcher all day. Call 965-7948.

31 West Still Open: Reader Primetime tells me that the windows are papered over at 31 West at Hotel Andalucia. I know they were planning a remodel so I called them to get the scoop. They said they are still open and serving meals in the lobby area. The section near the windows is being remodeled.


Thursday, October 4, 2007

Fine Dining At Petit Valentien: Reader Lemonjelly shares her pictures of an exquisite French meal

  • La Petit Valentien - Our table outside at la Petit Valentien in la Arcada downtown. This was before the endless plates of little morsels decended upon us.
  • Fresh bread - We were the first patrons at la Petit Valentien on Saturday morning. The bread is fresh from the oven. I had time to take photos because it was too hot to eat immediately.
  • Your food is served! - Our waitress at la Petit Valentien brings out the cheese plate. She was so nice!
  • Cheese plate - The cheese plate might come out first, but don't eat it first because the cheese needs to come to room temp. Then it's super buttery and nice. There are five cheeses here, including a brie and Manchego. Two had blue veins and were our favorites.
  • Roasted beet, green bean and goat cheese salad - One of our salads from la Petit Valentien. The little beans were the best I'd ever eaten, they were perfectly crisp tender.
  • Mediterranean chopped salad - The chopped salad was tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, fennel and feta cheese. Piled up in a ring mold. The olive oil was also very light and tasty.

Fine Dining At Costco: John Dickson shares his pictures of an exquisite American meal

  • Ambiance - Outdoor seating, 4 lines, with a large menu above, offering hot dogs, pizza, chicken wraps and dessert.
  • Service - Our friendly waiter gave us prompt, courteous service.
  • Presentation - I ordered the $1.50 pup & cup lunch. The hot dog is wrapped in foil and cleverly stored in the paper cup to make carrying your meal easier.
  • Refreshments - You get unlimited refills of soda. I chose the Sprite and refilled it once.
  • Condiment Buffet - You have your choice of ketchup, mustard, deli mustard, onions or relish. I chose the ketchup, mustard and relish. The foil not only keeps your meal warm but also acts as a serving dish.

Speaking Of Dogs: Guinness Book of World Records announced the world's smallest dog today.

Dinner Buffet: Indian restaurant Spice Avenue, located at 1027 State Street, now offers a dinner buffet every Wednesday evening. There is a lunch buffet available daily. Call 965-6004.

As If You Care: I added a Bike Rentals page to SantaBarbara.com. I have included pictures and a couple of web videos. Wheel Fun operates these 4-rider bikes and they are VERY popular with tourists. Even I ride them every year when relatives come to town.


Wednesday, October 3, 2007

New In The Guide: Today I added more dining locations, all from Los Olivos & Santa Ynez. Next time I am in the area I'll take pictures for the guide. New entries are: Burger Barn, El Rancho Market, Pizza Shack, Restaurant Marcella, Roasted Bean Coffee House and Santa Cota Market & Deli.

Speaking Of Santa Ynez: Yesterday AT&T Wireless caused some grief in the valley. Until yesterday, cell phone service in Santa Ynez Valley from AT&T Wireless was delivered using their own cell towers and those of other providers with whom AT&T Wireless had a sharing agreement. Yesterday AT&T Wireless decided that their one tower was good enough for the whole valley and shut off all other towers, without warning. Now the whole valley shares a single tower and service has dramatically degraded (90% connection failure) to some areas of the valley. AT&T Wireless said they will restore the other towers if enough people complain. If you have suddenly had bad AT&T Wireless service in Santa Ynez Valley, please call their tech support at (888) 892-9760.

War On The Wharf: Longboards Grill on Stearns Wharf fired the first shot recently by introducing a $6.95 Fish & Chips special. The Moby Dick Restaurant has now fired back. Mon-Fri 3-5pm they have a new happy hour that offers Fish & Chips for only $4.95.

Book Signing: Reader Angela tells me that Cat Cora from Food Networks' show Iron Chef will be at Williams-Sonoma in La Cumbre Plaza for a book signing this Friday, October 5th. Call 569-6913 for details.

Avocado Festival: Carpinteria’s hugely popular Avocado Festival starts this Friday, October 5th and the party continues all weekend. Since it began in 1986, the festival has evolved into one of the largest in California, with three days of fabulous food, terrific music, and great safe family fun. Be sure to try the avocado ice cream! Visit AvoFest.com for details.

Oktoberfest: October 5th-7th (all day long) visit the fourth annual Oktoberfest at the Brewhouse, 229 W. Montecito St, billed as “the most authentic Oktoberfest in SB.” Enjoy live German music, a bratwurst eating contest on Saturday and imported kegs from Munich! Call 884-4664 or visit BrewhouseSB.com.


Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Channel One: Gordon Ramsay, a Scottish celebrity chef and star of several Fox Network food-themed TV programs, brought his cameras and crew to Square One Restaurant yesterday to tape an episode of one of his shows. Owner/Chef Jason Tuley is the focus.

Rumors Of the Day: Rocks, located at 801 State St, will soon begin construction of a third story which will be the future home of another downtown eatery they own: Piranha Restaurant & Sushi Bar. Last week I wrote that Zelo Restaurant will be taken over by the Tonic nightclub. Rumor has it that Chris Dixon, the former GM of popular nightclub Wildcat Lounge, will be heading up and partnering in this new project. As always, these rumors might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

JR’s BBQ Coming To Creekside: JR's BBQ at Creekside opens next week at 4444 Hollister Ave (near Upper State St & Modoc Rd). They feature southern-style barbeque ribs, pork shoulder, beef brisket and Jamaican Jerk chicken. Dinner hours are from 4-10pm, with a separate late night bar menu with tacos, burgers and appetizers. Dinners range from $7.50 to $25. The restaurant features family dining, while the bar offers a large dance floor. Outside is a great horseshoe pit area with picnic tables. Call 964-5118.


Monday, October 1, 2007

Message From Zelo:

Hello John,
My name is Joey Somerville and I am the owner/operator of Zelo Restaurant and Night Club. In follow up to last weeks "rumor mill", Zelo will be under going some changes in the future, including a remodel, a name change, and a new concept. However we are still operating as Zelo for the time being and want to remind our loyal customer's, locals, and all your readers that it is business as usual until more detail is available. FYI: Our schedule runs like this:

  • Monday- All steaks on the menu are $16.95
  • Tues.- Pasta Tuesday/ All pasta dinners $9.95...choose from over 12
  • Wed.- Wine Lover's Wednesday, all bottles of wine are half price. (Our Favorite!)
  • Thurs.- Steak and Shrimp dinner $16.95
  • Fri.-Sun.- Live dinner jazz Fri. & Sat. on the patio
  • Sat. & Sun.- afternoon live Blues on the patio at 1:30
  • Sun.- Locals Night: dinner for 2 including a bottle of wine $32.95

Thanks for all of the support you lend to the restaurant scene in Santa Barbara.
- Joey Somerville

New In Old Town: Reader Foodie Dan tells me that Asian Cafe at 5869 Hollister in old town Goleta is going to soon become "Noodle City."

NFL Breakfast Sundays: Z's Taphouse & Grill inside Zodo's Bowling in Goleta has 13 Hi-Def Plasmas with Direct TV showing all the NFL games on Sunday morning, starting 9:30am, with a special football menu that includes several breakfast choices. Z's joins SB Brewing Co., Downtown Brewing Co. and Hollister Brewing Co. as the best places to eat bacon while watching pigskin. Call 967-0128.

Specials Spotlight Giovanni's Pizza in Carpinteria is now having a special “Spaghetti Nite” for only $3.99 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Call 684-8288.

Party Pictures: Last Thursday, Santa Barbara's Unity Shoppe celebrated their 90th anniversary. Several local restaurants supported the Unity Shoppe by donating their time and delicious food to the event. Here are some pictures: Jake of Jake's Cottage Cuisine Cafe, Geoff Friedman of Sweet Alley, Joie de Vivre (right) of Bien Venue Louisiana Catering Company. Lettuce Be Frank also provided food and support. Also seen at the party: the SB Young Professionals Club's Sam Sosa (left) and the SB Daily Sound's Jeramy Gordon (left).


Friday, September 28, 2007

Rudy & Joe: The former mayor of New York City, Rudy Giuliani, stopped by Joe's Cafe yesterday. He wandered around the place, mostly meeting with diners eating in booths and meeting with employees of the cafe. I took pictures and shot a  movie of the scene surrounding his brief visit to Joe's.

For Sale: Reader Foodie Dan spotted an ad in Craig's List that indicates that the Deli Planet in Goleta is for sale for $139,999. Speaking of local businesses up for sale, there is another online advertisement that indicates a local unnamed Japanese restaurant chain is for sale for $2.5 million. My best guess is that the mystery business is Sushi Teri. Here is the text of the ad: "Japanese Sushi Restaurants With Locations In Ventura And Santa Barbara Counties. Nice Menu With Charbroiled Beef, Chicken, Fish And Sushi For Lunch And Dinner At Affordable Prices, Beer & Wine, Eat In Or Take Out. All Locations Must Sell As A Package Deal, No Exceptions. All Locations Doing Well, Average Size Over 2,500 Sq Ft And Average Rent 1.50 Sq Ft With Good Lease Terms."

New Dinner Menu: The Crocodile Restaurant at Lemon Tree Inn has a new dinner menu with salads, pizza, pasta & steak. Their newest item: bacon wrapped shrimp. Even if you aren't hungry, you can always try their happy hour from 4-6pm. Call 687-6444.


Thursday, September 27, 2007

Don't SCARE Me Like That: Reader John reported that the popular sushi saloon Edomasa is displaying ominous signs of needing a plot of land in SantaBarbara.com's "Restaurant Cemetery." I quickly drove by, and, to my horror, there was no furniture at all inside the building. Invisible furniture is always the swan song of the dining departed. I noticed that the door was unlocked and that the owner was inside so I entered the premises to give my condolences. The first words out of his mouth: "We're remodeling. Come back tomorrow!"

Visual Update: On July 30th, I relayed an interview the Santa Barbara News-Press had with the owner of up-and-coming restaurant Renaud's Patisserie and Bistro. In the interview, owner Renaud Gonthier said he would be open mid-September. Seeing that it is now the END of September, I thought I would drive over yesterday to Loreto Plaza and deliver some smiles and shake some hands. My first clue that the opening has been delayed was seeing the name of the previous occupant, Italian Bakery, still on the building (see exterior photo). I then peeked over the paper covering the front window and snapped an interior picture that reveals the extent of the delay.

We Deliver: The Beach Grill at Padaro at 3765 Santa Claus Lane in Carpinteria is now delivering their full menu to Montecito, Summerland and Carpinteria. However, because of their spectacular seaside setting (and perhaps the most kid & dog friendly restaurant on the South Coast) I highly recommend you enjoy the BGAP in its full glory: on site. Call 566-0566.

Depot Day: The Goleta Depot is having its 25th annual "Depot Day" that will celebrate the 106th birthday of this local treasure. The party is scheduled for Sunday, September 30th, 11am-4pm. Enjoy train rides, a barbeque, musical entertainment and lots of family fun. 300 N. Los Carneros Rd, Goleta. Call 964-3540.

Poll: Who Serves the Best Chile Relleno? Reader Seth tells me that he has yet to find a good Chile Relleno served in town. Email me your opinion!

  • Reader Chris says: "Your readers have left off the most unique rendition we've found in town - the chile relleno at La Super Rica Taqueria. Their recipe puts white cream and cheese sauce over the fried pepper - muy bueno relleno. It's only available on Monday and Tuesday as a daily special."
  • Reader Margie says: "Carpinteria - Oaxaca Fresh. All their food is amazing."
  • Reader Foodie Dan says: "I think the best chile rellano is served by Del Pueblo Cafe. They roast the poblanos before stuffing them and that gives them a sweet almost nutty flavor."
  • Reader Christine says: "I know of no chile rellano in SB....BUT, if you travel a bit north to Guadalupe- OH BOY- La Simpatia Restaurant makes fresh ones right in front of your eyes! And they are delicious!"

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Locals Night: Fresco at the Beach, 901 E. Cabrillo Blvd, now offers "Locals Wine Night" every Monday. Fresco offers a complimentary glass of wine with every entree. Call 963-0111

Vegan Night: Chamomile Cafe, 915 Linden Ave in Carpinteria, now offers dinner five nights a week. They are serving a vegan menu with an emphasis on organic grains and produce. Call 566-5954 to request a list of menu items or to make reservations. Closed Mondays and Tuesdays.

Visual Update: Saffron is an Indian restaurant coming to 113 W. De La Guerra St (near Chapala). I stopped by and took a picture of the progress from the driver's side window of my 1989 Nissan Maxima. In the photo, the window & door to the right is a different business. Realizing that a boarded-up front window doesn't tell the story, I parked my car and sneaked a peek in the side window. There appears to be construction in progress with a few months of work left to do. I saw new hardwood floors and some blueprints on a table. Work on the whole front of the building (inside & outside) doesn't appear to have started yet.

Extra! Extra! Coffee Shop Coming To State Street! The number of coffee shops on State Street is increasing from 17 to 18. Craig Smith reports in today's Santa Barbara Daily Sound that the former location of La Salsa at 1131 State St (across from the Museum of Art) will be transforming into a Peet's Coffee. And not a moment too soon. Last weekend, while I was walking past that location, I noticed that a continuous half-block of State Street (on the west side, from Anapamu St on down) was closed or boarded up. And in the other half block that still had viable businesses paying their leases, the largest tenant, an international furniture store, had a huge going-out-of-business banner displayed in the front. It was like a ghost town on the 1100 block of State St. A good latte from Peet's should cheer the place up!

Unity Shoppe Party: Tomorrow is the 90th anniversary party for Santa Barbara's Unity Shoppe. I'll be there.
FOOD: bbq tri-tip, chicken, salad chips and guacamole
MUSIC: Live band "Still Evolving" is coming to Santa Barbara !
GRAND PRIZE: $10,000 retail shopping spree of hand-made oriental carpets
PRICE: $25 for general public. Includes 2 drink tickets and a raffle ticket for great prizes including grand prize.
RSVP: Tickets: Call the Unity Shoppe, 965-4122 Elvira
Date: Thursday, September 27, 2007
Time: 6:00 PM to 10: 00 PM
Location: Open Wide Furniture 530 State Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101


Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Rumor Of The Day: Zelo Restaurant is going to be completely remodeled and turned into a VIP extension of the Tonic nightclub. The facility will have new staff, new management and a new name. I’m not sure when the construction is set to begin (or to be complete, for that matter), but I have been told that the new head chef is already hired. As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

Boomerang: As soon as a Mexican restaurant flew from Goleta, a new one came right back. Lilia's Mexican restaurant in old town Goleta has been replaced by Del Valle Grill Mexican restaurant, which I added to the guide today. I published a tip from reader Foodie Dan back on August 28th that Del Valle Grill was on its way.

Visual Update: Two restaurants are coming to La Cumbre Plaza in November/December. Here are pictures of Ruth's Chris Steakhouse and Marmalade Cafe in their current state of construction as of 9/24/07.

Photoholics Anonymous: I grabbed my thoroughly worn-out Sony Cyber-shot DSC-P92 digital camera (the picture counter has already reset at 9,999 TWICE) and stopped by La Arcada on State Street to take pictures inside and out of Petit Valentein which opened last Friday. While I was there I grabbed a copy of their current menu for you to checkout. Their menu will change frequently but this gives you a feel for what it will be like.

Steak Patrol: Patrick Gilliland, a SantaBarbara.com writer and steak connoisseur in search of the perfect Filet Mignon, will soon be sharing his Steak Patrol adventures with Santa Barbara Daily Sound readers in a new restaurant review column.
 


Monday, September 24, 2007

He's Dead, Jim: Reader Danny let me know that a Romulan Bird-of-Prey has crossed through the Neutral Zone, decloaked and pulverized Tiramisu restaurant in Paseo Nuevo. I stopped by yesterday afternoon and took a couple of pictures with my iPhone to prove the restaurant has closed (see photo of outside and inside). A note on the door (dated 9/20/07) from County Environmental Health services reads: "Observed all food equipment removed and facility closed this date. This facility shall not be reopened as a food facility without approval by Environmental Health Services."

Rumor Of The Day: Gene Montesano, owner of many local restaurants including Lucky's and Joe's Cafe, has reportedly sold his share in the recently-closed El Cazador restaurant to Tony Arroyo, founder of the Los Arroyos restaurants (on Figueroa St downtown and on Coast Village Rd in Montecito). Could a Los Arroyos restaurant be coming in to replace El Cazador in De la Guerra Plaza? As always, this rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

Opening In Solvang: Cabernet Bistro reopens in a new location, 485 Alisal Rd, on September 30th and includes a new wine lounge. They’re open for dinner Wed-Sun 5pm-10pm. Founders Jacques & Diana Toulet, who were owners of Les Pyrenees Restaurant in Santa Monica for twenty years, still offer their renowned duck entrees, once quoted by Elmer Dills as being “The Best Duck in Los Angeles.” Call 688-8871 or visit CabernetBistro.com.


Friday, September 21, 2007

The Name Game: This is the sixth column in a series about food locations in far away cities that have been given names that you will find very familiar. When it's time to watch the World Cup soccer game, a hugely popular place to go is Santa Barbara Pub, a Brazilian sports bar and restaurant. Fear not, Dargan's fans, your popular Irish Pub is still World Cup Grand Central on the South Coast. That is because Santa Barbara Pub is located in Hudson, Massachusetts. The city of Hudson is 28 miles west of Boston and has a population of 18,000, many of Portuguese decent. Santa Barbara Pub's menu, found online at SantaBarbaraPub.com, lists their most popular items as steaks & salads "Santa Barbara style." Perhaps Paul Dargan could call these kind folks in Hudson and start an official "sister pub" program?

Speaking Of Sports Bars: Santa Barbara Brewing Company, located at 501 State St, now offers NFL Breakfast Sundays beginning at 9am. They have 22 large HD plasma TV's and include all DirecTV college games as well. Call 730-1040. If sports is your religion, you can also find a Sunday morning house of worship at Hollister Brewing Co. (Camino Real Marketplace) and Downtown Brewing Co. (3755 State St).

Who Serves The Best Mud Pie?: It's Reader Poll time again. Email me your opinion!

Dear John: Letters from readers - dated 9/4/07

DEAR MR. DICKSON,

I HAVE SELDOM READ THE "DAILY SOUND", BUT AFTER READING YOUR COLUMN IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND ENJOYING IT, I SHALL READ THE PAPER MORE OFTEN.

I REALLY LIKE YOUR BRIEF, FACTUAL, AND COMMONSENSE APPROACH TO TELLING THE READER ABOUT RESTAURANTS' COMINGS AND GOINGS. FAR MORE ENJOYABLE THAN THE ARCH REVIEWS OF RESTAURANTS BY PEOPLE ON EXPENSE ACCOUNTS WHO RAVE ON AND ON ABOUT THE TWENTY OR SO DISHES THEY "SAMPLED" IN SOME OVERPRICED JOINT AT NO COST TO THEMSELVES. HARDLY FOR THE COMMON MAN.

MY COMPLAINT ABOUT SANTA BARBARA AREA RESTAURANTS IS THE SURFEIT OF EXPENSIVE "GOURMENT" RESTAURANTS ALL OVER THE PLACE IN RATHER DUMPY SURROUNDINGS. PLACES LIKE "OLIO E LIMONE", "SAGE AND ONION", AND "BOUCHON" HAVE GOOD FOOD, BUT THEY ARE FAR TOO EXPENSIVE, AND NOT VERY "SHOWY" TO JUSTIFY THE COST. THE ONLY RESTAURANT THAT CAN BE A LITTLE PRICEY THAT I REALLY LIKE IS "CA DARIO".

THERE SEEM TO BE FEWER AND FEWER REASONABLY PRICED MIDDLE CLASS RESTAURANTS FOR US TO TAKE OUR FAMILIES TO FOR A GOOD MEAL THAT WON'T BREAK THE BANK. I THINK OF "CLEMENTINE'S" OR THE "PARADISE CAFE", PERHAPS "CAFE DEL SOL", AND "PASCUCCI". COULD YOU LET ME KNOW, EITHER BY DIRECT REPLY OR IN YOUR COLUMN, WHAT YOUR OWN CHOICES FOR BEST "FAMILY NIGHT OUT" RESTAURANTS IN OUR AREA WOULD BE? I WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THIS, AND SO I THINK WOULD MANY OTHER LOCALS.

MANY THANKS.
WILLIAM

P.S.: I HOPE THE "SOUND" GROWS TO THE POINT WHERE IT CAN CHALLENGE THE NEWS-PRESS. THIS TOWN NEEDS ANOTHER FULL-GROWN NEWSPAPER.


Thursday, September 20, 2007

He's Dead, Jim: Reader James tells me that the The Zone Sports Grille in Carpinteria has been killed by a dikironium cloud creature on Argus X. Reader Krista passed word that El Cazador in De La Guerra Plaza has crashed into a foggy, rocky area of Taurus II, and the Enterprise is unable to locate her. Meanwhile reader Ruth let me know that Don Pepe's at Chapala & Ortega was swallowed up by the Doomsday Machine, broken down into rubble then consumed for fuel.

Rumors Of The Day: Back on Earth, I am told that The Melting Pot restaurant, a periodic source of speculation in this column as a potential new arrival to Santa Barbara, is planning to open at 1129 State St, the former location of Restaurant NU.
   As mentioned above,
The Zone Sports Grille in Carpinteria has closed its doors for good. The owner of that building - Laxman Peralta of Sushi Teri - has allegedly bought the business and is rumored to be reselling to, or partnering with the ex-chef/partner of Lucky's in Montecito. Are we getting a high-end steakhouse in Carpinteria? As always, these rumors might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

Specials Spotlight: Longboards Grill on Stearns Wharf has a Fish & Chips special running right now; Mahi Mahi, freshly breaded, fried, served with cole slaw & seasoned fries for only $6.95. Valid Mon-Thu and after 5pm Sundays. The special ends 10/4/07. Speaking of Stearns Wharf, the Moby Dick Restaurant has a Wild Salmon or Top Sirloin Steak special. With your entree your receive soup or salad, potato & fresh vegetables for $13.95. Valid Mon-Fri only.

Dear John: Letters from readers - dated 1/11/07

I read your items and learned a lot, such as the Doghouse closing.
They worked hard at it. Maybe it was the location

Barney Brantingham


Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Dog & Blonde: Neighboring businesses Mad Dogs (505 State St) and James Joyce (513 State St) have joined forces to offer a special happy hour. Their new ad campaign says "Man's two best friends: a dog and a blonde." The happy hour runs every day from 3pm to 6pm at both locations. A hot dog & blonde beer combo costs $6.

Dear John: Letters from readers - dated 8/26/07

I think you should get the IDIOT OF THE MONTH AWARD.

Read what you wrote. (8/23/07)
Sizzler Robbed: Sizzler Restaurant on Hollister in Goleta was the victim of an armed robbery. Bahram Jabaroghli of Pasadena held up the restaurant and was ultimately captured after employees from Toyota (across the street) pointed him out to police as the suspect. Reader Andi directs you to see this YouTube video of the commotion surrounding the robbery. Mr. Jabaroghli receives SantaBarbara.com's first-ever Idiot Of The Month Award.

IS HE CONVICTED YET?
DID YOU SEE HIM HOLD UP THE RESTAURANT?
IS HE A SUSPECT?
IS HE GOING TO SUE YOU IF THEY FIND HIM NOT GUILTY?

- Shlooms


Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Petit Valentien Opens Tomorrow: French to modern American restaurant Petit Valentien opens tomorrow at 1114 State St #114 in La Arcada, the former location of Bogart's Cafe. The hours are Mon-Wed 11:30am-5pm, Thu-Sat 11:30am-9pm. The restaurant will be geared towards smaller, affordable portions in the $5-$15 range. It will be a casual bistro-style café (seating 35 inside, 12 outside) similar to a Mediterranean tapas. Petit Valentien plans to change the menu frequently. For the Wednesday opening, the menu will have a variety of items including scallops with black bean & orange and a dish of sautéed pork tenderloin garnished with shrimp, scallops, clams & mussels.
   This is the third restaurant owned by founder Robert Dixon who has lived in Carpinteria for three years. Previously he operated a high-end French restaurant in Bakersfield and a restaurant in the outskirts of New York that was highly rated (27 food score) in the Zagat survey. Call 966-0222.

Dear John: Letters from readers - dated 9/17/07

John,

I've been somewhat enjoying the "Steak Patrol" reviews posted on your site, despite the fact the Filet is one of the most overrated and flavorless pieces of meat out there. It does however still seems to satisfy the masses, so I guess it's not a totally bad choice of cut for your site. (but as you've already seen, each restaurants definition of "filet" varies).

Anyways, as a chef I felt I had to speak up about the most recent review by "Sgt. Gilliland." How could you have someone that is obviously uneducated about meat be one of your reviewers? While it sounds like he was served a poor imitation of a "filet," his comments on marbling are a clear sign he doesn't know what he is talking about. Fat = Flavor (in the meat world). No way to deny that. Now a big honking piece of fat is not desirable understandably, but a beautiful finely marbled steak is one of life's best culinary treats. It makes no sense that Gilliland complains he was likely served a "Choice" grade steak instead of "Prime," as a Prime steak will have, guess what, more marbling (fat). If he is in search of the ultimate Filet without any sauce to muddy up the taste of the meat, then he should be searching for the dreaded aged fat laced marbled beef, as when that filet hits the heat, those fine lines of fat melt and result in a tasty steak. It also does not make sense that a reviewer of steaks is ranting about how unhealthy they have become. For most diners, a fine steak is a treat, not something enjoyed everyday and when they order it they are not looking for health food. As a steak "purist" I agree that a steak should not be drenched in a heavy sauce and the only additions I usually make are a topping of a compound butter just as the steak leaves the heat. Thankfully due to more "artisan" meat purveyors high quality marbled beef is actually more accessible these days and the customers sure do love the flavor, who wouldn't? I guess maybe the so called, Sgt. Gilliland? Maybe it's time to send him back to the Academy?

Happy Dining,
Seth


Monday, September 17, 2007

New Steak Patrol Review: Steak expert Patrick Gilliland of the Santa Barbara Steak Patrol reviews the Filet Mignon at the Tee-Off Restaurant. The Steak Patrol goes to restaurants throughout Santa Barbara, reviewing just the Filet Mignon for a common point of comparison. Ratings range from A- to AAA+. The final rating must not put much emphasis on the quality of side dishes or the service. It’s all about the beef.

Salsa Festival: The 5th annual Salsa Festival is this Saturday, September 22nd at Ortega Park. Hours are 10:30am-9pm and it includes food, a salsa making contest, salsa dancing and a children's play zone.

Visual Update: Here is a 9/16/07 picture of Storke Rd Drive-Inn currently under reconstruction. It appears they have removed all the front windows and are making the drive-thru window (left side) the centerpiece of the new design.


Friday, September 14, 2007

McCelebration: Starting today and running through Sunday, McDonald's on Upper State, the restaurant that served the world's first Egg McMuffin, will celebrate its first major remodel since 1970. Big Macs will sell for 70 cents and they will have other specials and giveaways. Herb Peterson, who owns all area McDonald's, invented the Egg McMuffin in 1972.

New In Isla Vista: McMaster's Steak & Hoagie opened September 4th in the former location of New York Buffalo Wings on Embarcadero Del Norte. Owner George McMaster has opened a dozen Hoagie shops around the state including several Great Western Hoagie's in Los Angeles. Here is a picture of their menu.

New In Isla Vista: Reader Patrick sent me a tip that Berrilicious opened this week at 956 Embarcadero Del Norte. They serve all-natural frozen yogurt with an assortment of toppings. Patrick says the concept at Berrilicious is basically the same as frogurt shops Pink Berry, Red Mango & Snow Berry in Los Angeles which are big hits.

New In Isla Vista El Sitio Mexican restaurant opened at 6850 Pardall Rd. They have been open for seven months and I just discovered them. There are four other El Sitio locations in Santa Barbara and Goleta.

Not New In Isla Vista: I finally got around to adding Isla Vista Food Cooperative to the restaurant guide. They are a market, health food store and deli and have locally-grown organic produce. It is managed by members who pay $30/year until they achieve a total donation of $150. Anyone can shop there but members become part owners and receive more than $200 annually in discounts. The Co-op began as an experiment in the early 1970's when a small group of local people joined together to take control of food prices and to get foods that local stores were unwilling to provide. They have had more than $50 million in sales since then.

Game Over: Coastal View News reports that Moon Doggies sports bar in Carpinteria has closed their doors.


Thursday, September 13, 2007

Reporting From SB: I finally made it home from vacation after a series of flight cancellations, flight rerouting and flight delays (I circled above San Francisco waiting for the fog to clear - see my air photo). Upon arriving at the SB airport (see my sequence of air photos), my pager went off signaling a hardware failure of one of SantaBarbara.com's critical computer servers. After I fixed that, another server crashed, keeping me busy most of yesterday. I haven't had problems with any servers in 5 years then - wham bam - two in 24 hours. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow nor CPU cooling fan failure can stop Santa Barbara restaurant news from being delivered!

Garden Of Eat'n: Reader Trish tells me that the Santa Barbara Botanic Gardens has upgraded their food offerings to include sandwiches, salads and desserts for their hungry visitors. This new catered sandwich service replaces snack offerings that just weren't up to the task.

Rumor Of The Day: The owners of the Natural Cafe are considering opening an authentic Mexican restaurant right next door to their 508 State Street location. This rumor might be completely false or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.

Chainsaws R Us: The new owners of the Wine Cask in El Paseo are in trouble with the city for chopping down a 60 foot eucalyptus tree and removing a courtyard fountain, all without consent. The city has a legal easement over external modifications on the property because El Paseo is a local landmark.


Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Reporting from Medford: I am in the Medford, Oregon airport, heading home from my vacation in northern California. This airport has 100% free Wi-Fi Internet access. Turn your laptop on and - presto - you're online. When the powers that be finish building the new Santa Barbara airport, I hope they make Internet access free too. It is a really nice touch and a nice gesture to hurried travelers. Most airports try to squeeze a few bucks out of you rather than recognize that, these days, Internet access is as important as restroom access. And airports don't charge to use the John.

Happy Hour: Pizza Guru at 3534 State St now has happy hour everyday 3-7pm. $3 off large pizza, $2 off medium pizza, $6 pitchers, $2 pints. Call 563-3250.



Monday, September 10, 2007

Reporting From Mt. Shasta: On my last day of vacation before I return to Santa Barbara, my friends and I have continued a 25 year tradition. Four friends (all from Santa Barbara) and I took a group picture here at Copco Lake near Mt. Shasta when we were teenagers. We all vowed to return every 5 years and retake that group picture sitting in the exact same location, lined up in the same order, with the same posture and even the same facial expressions. Some marriages have come and gone over the decades, but our teenage vow has yet to be broken. Here are our group photos, taken every 5 years since 1982. I'm the one on the right.

Zoo-B-Que: This Friday, September 14 from 4:30-7:30pm your can enjoy the Zoo after hours at a fun family event. Dinner, free train rides, magic, bouncer jumps, African drumming and more await you. $16 adults, $12 children. For more information & tickets, call 962-5339 or visit sbzoo.org.

Palette & Palate: The Carpinteria Valley Arts Council presents an evening of entertainment this Saturday,  September 15, 4-7pm. Enjoy live music, local wine, culinary delights from local restaurants and an art auction. Tickets $50. Location is QAD facilities at 2111 Ortega Hill Rd in Summerland. For more info, call 684-4099.



Friday, September 7, 2007

Reporting From Mt. Shasta: Pictures from vacation, Day #4: Blacktail buck with antlers, doe and fawn, Klamath river, riverside meadow, blackberries, friends on a mountain top, tree framing a lake view.

Cajun Kitchen Closing: Reader Chris tells me that Cajun Kitchen - Milpas lost their lease and is closing today.

SB In LA: Reader Caroline tells me that the September 5th Los Angeles Times had a large article on the restaurant scene in Santa Barbara.




Thursday, September 6, 2007

Reporting From Mt. Shasta: This morning I went on a hike to the top of a hill we call Kirok Mountain. From the peak you have a great view of the Copco Lake (see photo) and surrounding countryside. This entire area is covered with ancient lava flows and cinder cones.

NFL Breakfast Specials: The Downtown Brewing Co. at 3744 State St will be opening at 9:30am starting Sunday, September 9. Build your own omelets and breakfast burritos while watching 14 plasma TV's. At Hollister Brewing Co. in Camino Real Marketplace breakfast starts at 9:30 am and goes till 12:30 pm (regular menu begins at 11am). Enjoy different NFL games on seven HD TV’s.

Clean Creeks Certified Business: The city of Santa Barbara recognizes restaurants for taking important steps to protect creek and ocean water quality. Newly certified restaurants are Savoy Cafe & Deli (24 W. Figueroa) and Via Maestra 42 (3343 State St). Previous recognition has gone to Aldo's, Arigato, Cafe Buenos Aires, California Pizza Kitchen, Elements, El Paseo, Harbor Restaurant, Le Bon Cafe, Left at Albuquerque, Los Arroyos, Quantum, State & A and Super Cucas. For more information visit sbcreeks.com.

Hero: Brooke Gill, who has worked at Beachside Bar Cafe in Goleta for 20 years, is credited with saving a customer's life when the woman had a heart attack. Gill performed emergency CPR until paramedics arrived.



Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Reporting From Mt. Shasta: I am vacationing with friends at Copco Lake, an undiscovered 5-mile wide hideaway on the Klamath river next to Mt. Shasta in northern California. The lake was formed with the construction of a dam from 1918-1922. Here is a picture of our cabin and the boat dock.

Frog Leg Friday: Apparently Copco Lake isn't the only place with lots of frogs. You can also find them at Mimosa restaurant which serves French and "Casual Cuisine." Every Friday from 5-6:30pm you can order $5 appetizers including Frog Legs, Ahi, Salmon Tartar, Escargo and Mussels. Mimosa also has good food & drink specials with wines by the glass and specialty martinis & margaritas.

Helping Heather: Heather Mattoon, a popular young local artist became paralyzed from the waist down after falling from her third-story apartment. With no insurance and daily rehabilitation from her spinal cord injury, she has a big financial hurdle to overcome as well. On Saturday, September 8th, local restaurants are donating 5% of their proceeds to Heather’s fundraising efforts. Participating venues include: Bouchon, Elements, Emilio’s, Hollister Brewing Co, Hungry Cat, Indochine, Lucky’s, Olio y Limone, Piranha, Quantum, Sevilla, Square One and Wine Cask. This Thursday, September 6th, Fresco Museum Café at the Santa Barbara Museum of Art will to donate 5% of sales from their First Thursday Night Event. The event is tomorrow from 5pm to 7pm and they will be serving Hors d’oeuvres and wine and beer. For more info about First Thursday please email cafe@sbma.net.

Meals On Wheels: Volunteer drivers are needed for the Santa Barbara "Meals On Wheels" program that delivers food to the home of elderly locals. It takes just two hours of your time (10am-noon) and makes a huge difference in the lives of our homebound citizens. Volunteers must have your own car, drivers license and insurance. Call 683-1565 9am-noon or email sbmealsonwheels@verizon.net



Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Reporting From Mt. Shasta: On my way to vacationing I took a picture of Mt. Shasta from my airplane and a picture of the lake where I am staying, a few miles to the north of Shasta.

$120 Montecito Margarita: The Montecito Journal reports that the San Ysidro Ranch offers a $120 "Montecito Margarita" for those well-to-do visitors and guests that like to spare no expense for entertainment. Beverage director Thomas Johnson says they use two ounces of Don Julio Real tequila (normally $95 per 1.5oz shot) and one ounce of Grand Marnier 150th Anniversary Orange Liqueur (normally $48 per 1.5oz shot) along with fresh lime juice and pure agave nectar. The ranch sells five to ten Montecito Margaritas per month and occasionally sells several to the same guest in one sitting. The two restaurants at the ranch are Stonehouse Restaurant and Plow & Angel.

Speaking Of Montecito: Cava Restaurant & Bar on Coast Village Rd is now offering "Fiesta Paella" every Wednesday night. This is a 3-course Spanish dinner with live Flamenco guitar. Meal includes glass of Sangria, Albarino or Passion Fruit iced tea. Choose from roasted tortilla soup or Caesar salad. The three available Paellas are seafood, chicken or vegetarian. Dessert is fresh strawberries with shaved chocolate and sweet cream. Call 969-8500.



Monday, September 3, 2007

Reporting From SBA: It's 6:05am and I am in the Santa Barbara airport typing this blog using my new Sprint broadband Internet card and my 17" Dell Inspiron 9300. I am starting an eight day vacation to Copco Lake (about 1/2 mile from the Oregon border in northern California), next to Mount Shasta.

Local Paper Duped By Hoax: While waiting in the airport (see above) I was reading a local paper and spotted a big goof - right on the front page! The Santa Ynez Valley Journal's current issue has a front page story (complete with large color photo) about Mars appearing as large as the moon on August 27th. Unknown to the editors (at least at press-time anyway), this Mars story is a hoax that has been circulating the Internet since 2003. Search Google for "Mars August 27" to see that it is an urban legend. Here is a picture of the front page.

Spam Spam Spam Spam: For some people Spam is a daily headache that arrives in your email inbox. For others Spam is a joke from a popular Monty Python comedy sketch. For the folks at L & L Hawaiian Barbecue in Goleta (in the University Plaza) Spam is actually something you eat! Yes, L & L's menu is full of food items that are popular in Hawaii, and Hormel Foods' SPAM is a big hit in the Aloha State. At L & L you can order plain Spam. Or grilled Spam (with soup). Or a Spamburger. Or a Spam & egg burger. Or Spam sushi. Or Spam and fried egg served with steamed rice. I wonder if local resident John Cleese has ever eaten there?



Friday, August 31, 2007

Rockin' Yogurt: Today I added Rockin' Yogurt to the guide. They are located next to the Metro 4 theater on State St. Speaking of frozen yogurt, I was in the city of Northridge recently and spotted a Penguins frozen yogurt. I had thought they were long gone!

Couchez Closez: Couchez Restaurant and Nightclub at 215 State St has closed their doors after 11 months in business. Their web site is gone and all phone calls go to voice mail. A peek in the window reveals extensive remodeling going on inside, with lots of new drywall going up. A rumor circulating is that they plan to reopen as a nightclub-only facility.

Vacation Time...Again: I leave on vacation again (I love summer!) on Monday for 8 days. This time I am going to Copco Lake in northern California, near the city of Yreka. The lake is about a half-mile from the Oregon border and a friend owns a house there. Even though Internet speed at the lake is horrendously slow (19kb dial-up), I should be able to keep up with my blog. Keep sending your juicy news tips!

Laptop Fridays: In case your are interested in high-speed Internet over the cell phone network (aka "3G") for your laptop computer, I did some research and discovered there is only one game in town: Sprint. AT&T and Verizon have not yet upgraded their cell towers in the Santa Barbara area to handle 3G. Verizon plans to sometime next year, but that launch date has been pushed back a few times already. AT&T has no local 3G and no plans to bring 3G here anytime soon. Sprint's network is here and works well. The price is $60/mo and the the PC Card required for your computer is $0 after mail-in rebate. With my new-found Internet freedom, I am planning to run SantaBarbara.com (and my other businesses) from Borders on State Street on Friday afternoons. Stop by and say hi. I am the guy with the giant silver Dell.


Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Big Yellow Wreck: The thunder and lightning we all enjoyed last evening set the perfect tone for my visit to the Big Yellow House, which resembles a haunted mansion these days. In this column back in February I relayed a story from Coastal View News that a new restaurant called the Yellow Rose would be opening in that location September 1st, 2007. I drove to Summerland yesterday expecting to interview the new owners as they put finishing touches on their shiny new restaurant. My first clue that plans had gone awry was noticing that the giant sign out front still said "Big Yellow House." Uh oh. As I walked up to the building, I saw weeds growing out of the asphalt parking lot, cracked cement steps, faded & chipped paint and a broken window. Uh oh. Upon close inspection it appears that someone started to tear down the interior for a remodel and abruptly cancelled the project. In it's current state of disrepair it would take a new owner a year or more to fix the wreck that is the Big Yellow House. Here are some pictures I took through the windows: front door, east side and west side (notice blueprints neatly rolled up on the table).

Avo Fest: Carpinteria's annual Avocado Festival is set to take place October 5-7th, 2007 along Linden Avenue. This festival is packed with people every year and includes lots of food and entertainment. Be sure to try the avocado ice cream! See avofest.com for details.

Stateside Update: I spoke with Juan the general manager of Stateside Restaurant & Lounge that will be opening in the former location of Acapulco Restaurant. He says they will be opening their doors at the end of September. They will serve lunch & dinner, have a happy hour and also offer a late night menu. In addition to being a restaurant, this 11,000 sq ft building will include a lounge, a nightclub and a private room for special functions. The food will be "Californian cuisine with a Asian twist."


Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Steak Patrol: The Santa Barbara Steak Patrol, a team that wanders the city reviewing only the filet mignon, has a new recruit. Officer Wedge writes a review of the filet mignon at Kona Ranch House.

Paradise Store: Reader Steve Weixel stopped at the Paradise Store & Grill on highway 154 and learned that the Cold Spring Tavern isn't the only business suffering a slow down of business because of the Zaca Fire. The owner said business has been slow because most people don't realize it's open again, and was hoping it would pick up for Labor Day weekend. Pay a visit to Paradise Store!

New Restaurant Coming to Isla Vista: McMaster's Steak & Hoagie will be opening September 4th in the former location of New York Buffalo Wings. Owner George McMaster has opened a dozen Hoagie shops around the state including several Great Western Hoagie's in Los Angeles.


Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Restaurant Fad In Isla Vista: Closing: Reader Paul let me know that Saigon Express in Isla Vista had closed. I called the number and it was disconnected. I then decided to drive by to see for myself and it indeed was shut down, with a sign on the door saying "New Management." I guess new management services are being provided by the Grim Reaper. While in town, I walked around and noticed that New York Buffalo Wings had followed Saigon's lead and also closed its doors. Not to be outdone, Eclectic I.V. appears to have joined the parade and shut down. The sign on the door at Eclectic I.V. says they are remodeling and changing the menu and plan to reopen in mid-September. Only the Grim Reaper knows for sure. Lastly, reader Jonathon let me know that Isla Vista Spot bit the dust too. Who's next?

Psych!: The TV show Psych, which is fictionally based in Santa Barbara (but filmed in Canada) has contacted me to create the Santa Barbara wall calendar for their set. I am using select photos that I took for  SantaBarbara.com and photos from local photographer John Wardlaw.

Del Valle Coming To Goleta: Legendary reader Foodie Dan reports that Del Valle Grill Mexican restaurant will be coming to 5746 Hollister Ave in Goleta, replacing Lilia's Mexican restaurant.

Your Wish Is My Command: The most requested new feature, average ratings, has now been fulfilled. The guide now has sortable columns for name, average food & service rating, price and number of reviews. Tip: sorting by number of reviews in the various cuisine categories often gives the most accurate picture of the best restaurants.


Monday, August 27, 2007

Cold Spring Tavern Reopens: Head for the hills! Cold Spring Tavern, which is suffering a serious slow down in business because of threats caused by the Zaca Fire, has reopened. During the darkest hour, highway 154 was closed and the fire crews wrapped the entire restaurant with a foil shield to protect it from fire incase the flames suddenly turned toward the tavern. Matt Bush, manager of the tavern, tells me that the news media gave extensive coverage of the restaurant’s closing but hardly printed a word about it reopening. Matt says that many people mistakenly think that the restaurant and highway 154 are still closed which has caused business to drop off significantly. I am showing support by making the Cold Spring Tavern SantaBarbara.com’s “Restaurant of the Month” for September. I also brought a party of five for a delicious dinner at the tavern last Friday night. Show your support for the Cold Spring Tavern and head for the hills for dinner!
   To prove I actually went to the tavern, I took some pictures to share with you: Cold Spring Tavern, your friendly tavern crew, Treasures and Trash, the bar, our party of five, bobcat head, bear head, moose head, not-sure-what-it-is head.

Coming Soon: Reader Foodie Dan tells me that Creekside bar has a sign saying that a restaurant will be opening soon that mentions something to the effect of "Jakes BBQ and Briskets." I remember a guy named Jake launched a kabob restaurant at that location 2 1/2 years ago that ended up in restaurant Heaven. Perhaps he has returned to Earth for a second try?


Friday, August 24, 2007

Online Menu: Del Pueblo Cafe in Goleta has a new web site (delpueblocafe.biz) that includes their menu. I now link to their home page and menu in the restaurant guide.

Jobs At Stateside: Stateside Restaurant & Lounge will be opening soon at 1114 State St (former location of the Acapulco Restaurant) and is now hiring for all positions. Email: info@statesidesb.com


Thursday, August 23, 2007

Chill-out Town: A controversy is brewing over the exterior paint job recently added to Chili Town on North Milpas. Apparently the entire front of the building was painted to be one big, exceptionally "groovy" sign indicating the name of the business. Now there is a battle between those that call it art and those who say it breaks the city's sign ordinance. Perhaps the owner should paint a giant blue line across the front of the building to make peace with the city.

Arrivederci Maria: Reader Foodie Dan spotted an ad that says that the restaurant & equipment owned by Maria's Italian Kitchen in Five Points Shopping Center is for sale for $350k.

Sizzler Robbed: Sizzler Restaurant on Hollister in Goleta was the victim of an armed robbery. Bahram Jabaroghli of Pasadena held up the restaurant and was ultimately captured after employees from Toyota (across the street) pointed him out to police as the suspect. Reader Andi directs you to see this YouTube video of the commotion surrounding the robbery. Mr. Jabaroghli receives SantaBarbara.com's first-ever Idiot Of The Month Award.

Bay Brunch: Bay Cafe at 131 Anacapa St has started offering a Saturday & Sunday brunch. They also now offer wine tasting Fri-Sun and live music Thu-Sun (6-9pm). Call 963-2215

Esau's Update: As reported in this column in June, Esau's Cafe, which closed on State Street last year after 52 years of service, is planning to reopen on Chapala St. The grand opening has been moved from November to December.


Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Ashes To Ashes: When I left my car at the Santa Barbara Airport parking lot 12 days ago to go on vacation, my 1989 Nissan Maxima was spotless. Here is how it looked when I arrived home, courtesy of the Zaca fire (see photos of windshield and roof). I imagine the car wash places are making a fortune right now with all the ash being dumped on the South Coast. If your car is as dirty as mine, the cheapest car wash I know of is Fairview Car Wash that has a new drive-thru exterior wash for only $9.

Let's Do Zen Yai: Reader Huyen as informed me that ever-popular Thai dinner spot Zen Yai at 425 State St has started serving lunch. She tells me that lunch hours are Tues-Fri, 11:30-2:15. Zen Yai has a special lunch menu, in addition to their regular menu.

Pizza Wars: Reader Jeramy informs me that my 8/14/07 rumor about Giovanni's Pizza coming to the Mesa is not really a rumor - it's fact. Apparently Giovanni's owns the plot of land that is currently being redeveloped. There will be retail and office space in addition to Giovanni's. Giovanni's is set to join Mesa Pizza Company, Dean-o's and Domino's in an all-out Mesa pizza war!

Secret Menu - Part Two: In-n-Out Burger (4865 Calle Real, Goleta), was founded in 1948 in Los Angeles and inspires loyalty that other restaurant chains can only dream of. Part of this mystique comes from their secret, unpublished menu (see yesterday's column for Part One). Next time you're at In-N-Out Burger, order one these off-the-menu specials: Fries "Well-Done" = extra crispy fries (excellent!). Fries "Light" = opposite of fries well-done, more raw than normal. "2-by-4" = two meat patties and four slices of cheese. "Flying Dutchman" = two meat patties, two slices of cheese and nothing else - not even a bun! "Veggie Burger" = burger without the patty or cheese (huh?). “Extra Toast” leaves your bread on the grill a tad longer resulting in crispy buns. "Neapolitan" Shake = strawberry, vanilla and chocolate blended together.


Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Reporting From SB: I arrived home last night to nice cool, dry weather, a welcome relief from the humid, 95 degree nights in the Lone Star State - which explains the huge real estate price differential mentioned yesterday. I noticed a smoothie shop in the main lobby of the airport. I'll have to add it to the guide!

Secret Menu: In-n-Out Burger (4865 Calle Real, Goleta), was founded in 1948 in Los Angeles and inspires loyalty that other restaurant chains can only dream of. Part of this mystique comes from their secret, unpublished menu. Next time you're at In-N-Out Burger, order one these off-the-menu specials: "Animal Style" = the meat is cooked and fried with mustard and then pickles are added, extra spread and grilled onions are added. "Animal Style Fries" = fries with cheese, spread, grilled onions and pickles. "Protein Style" = burger with no bun (wrapped in lettuce). "3-by-3" = three meat patties and three slices of cheese. Also available: 4x4 on up to 100x100 (really!). "Double Meat" = like a Double Double without cheese. "Grilled Cheese" = no meat, just melted cheese, tomato, lettuce and spread on a bun. Tomorrow: Secret Menu - Part Two.

Visual Update: Two restaurants are coming to La Cumbre Plaza in November. Here are pictures of Ruth's Chris Steakhouse and Marmalade Cafe in their current state of construction.


Monday, August 20, 2007

Reporting From 27,000 ft: I am flying home to the smokey South Coast today. Just before I left Friendswood, Texas, I spotted a flier for a home for sale across the street from where I have been visiting. Though Texas locals would think nothing of it, the flier is quite shocking for anyone used to the high price of real estate in Santa Barbara. Here is a photo of the mansion I am talking about. Specs: Single family home, 4 bedrooms, 3 full & 1 half baths, includes kitchen + breakfast room + living room + study/library + den + game room + laundry room + food pantry, 2 car detached garage, 2 story, build sq ft: 3,384, lot size 1/3 acre. Price: $329,000

Fess Parker Opens Restaurant Marcella
: Fess Parker’s Wine Country Inn has a new sign out front, proudly displaying, "Restaurant Marcella". "It has a nice ring to it," explains Fess Parker, the gracious host and former actor, who brought Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone into America's living rooms from the mid-‘50s until 1970. Restaurant Marcella replaces Wine Cask and Intermezzo, the Santa Barbara restaurant company that managed the food and beverage operation at the inn for the past two years. The restaurant will serve breakfast, lunch and dinner to locals, day visitors and its overnight guests. Carlos De Leon, General Manager of Fess Parker’s Wine Country Inn, will also oversee the restaurant operation. Shannon Cummins, former Sous Chef for Bacara Resort, has been named Executive Chef of Restaurant Marcella.

Carl's Coming To Carp
: The Coastal View News reports that the former location of Coco's Restaurant in Carpinteria, a long-vacant property visible from the 101 freeway, will become a Carl's Jr. The building and 1.14 acres of land, located at 4610 Carpinteria Ave, was recently purchased for approximately $2.5 million by CKE Restaurants Inc, the parent company of Carl's Jr.



Sunday, August 19, 2007

Reporting From Texas: This is the final day of my vacation. I decided to fly home Monday in advance of Hurricane Dean which is apparently meandering my way (near Houston). Even NASA has decided to pack it in. They are bringing the Space Shuttle home a day early so they will have time to evacuate employees at nearby Johnson Space Center.
   Speaking of evacuating
, that's what I felt like doing after they served my entree at Santa Barbara Italian Cafe here in Friendswood, Texas. I suppose it was my own fault for ordering a Filet Mignon at an Italian restaurant, but it was one of the specials mentioned by our waiter. My steak, which was ordered medium-rare, came very well-done. Occasionally I receive a medium when ordering medium-rare, but I have never had a steak arrive incinerated like this little piece of charcoal. Worse yet, I suspect the meat was not even Filet Mignon. After having experienced nearly a dozen Filet Mignons to create the Steak Patrol guide, I don't recall anything looking or tasting like this. The steak was not the only disappointment. The restaurant had nothing to do with Santa Barbara, other than using the name. No stucco and terra cotta. No Spanish-Moorish interior. No picture of the Mission. They didn't even serve wine. While I was there I took a couple of pictures (outside, inside). Perhaps this restaurant didn't borrow their name from the South Coast after all (though I strongly suspect they did). I searched Google and discovered a Santa Barbara, Italy.
 


Saturday, August 18, 2007

Reporting From Texas: As promised in this column earlier this year, I will visit Santa Barbara Italian Cafe tonight, which is a restaurant near where I am currently vacationing near Houston, Texas. Will they have stucco walls and terra cotta tiles? Will there be a picture of the Mission? Will they serve Santa Barbara wine? The secrets of this mysterious South Coast outpost will be revealed in tomorrow's column! FYI, Hurricane Dean is rapidly heading my way. NASA's Johnson Space Center, located just 15 minutes from where I am typing this column, is considering cutting short the current space shuttle mission in case Dean tries to do a Katrina to Mission Control. I might fly home this week as planned. Or I might instead be in a monstrous freeway traffic jam heading to safer ground!


Friday, August 17, 2007

Reporting From Texas: The Earth-shaking news that Firestone Vineyards has sold their winery to Foley Estates has managed to send tremors all the way to Friendswood, Texas, where I am vacationing. It is hard to believe that the family would part from such an important part of their history. I am sure it was in their best interest and I wish them well.

30th Anniversary: Enterprise Fish Company at 225 State Street is celebrating their 30th anniversary in style. Seafood lovers can get two-pound live Maine lobster on Monday's & Tuesdays for only $30 (regularly $44). You can also order 1 1/2 pound Alaskan king crab legs on Wednesdays & Thursdays for $30 (regularly $43). Call 962-3313

Zoo Fundraiser: The Pirates of the Channel Islands are sailing into the Santa Barbara Zoo’s harbor on Saturday, August 25th as Zoofari Ball returns for its 22nd year. Our Zoo's most lavish party of the year will take place on their beautiful Hilltop. This fundraiser for the animals features an elegant dinner, cocktails, silent and live auctions, all with a pirate flair. Dress is up to you and themed attire is encouraged. Many repeat attendees like to wear safari garb every year. This popular event sold out in 2006. Tickets are $250/person. For tickets call (805) 965-0110 or purchase online at sbzoo.org.



Thursday, August 16, 2007

Reporting From New Orleans: I am leaving New Orleans today and heading to Texas. Here are a variety of pictures from around the city, mostly in the French Quarter: John at the Mississippi river, St. Louis Cathedral, Bourbon Street sign, Bourbon Street, building, building, "Love Acts", building, statues of music legends, restaurant, the popular Pat O'Brien's bar, courtyard & fountain, building, mannequin, Superdome.

New Tasting Room
: Kalyra, the only local winery actually mentioned by name in the movie “Sideways,” has opened a tasting room on this side of the mountains. It is two blocks from the beach at 212 State St, across from the train station and is open every day from Noon – 7pm. Call 965-8606

Rumor Of The Day: There is a rumor floating around that Kahuna Grill in Camino Real Marketplace is looking to open another location in downtown Santa Barbara. This might be completely untrue or a brilliant forecast of future events. Your call.



Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Reporting From New Orleans: I visited a high-end seafood restaurant today named Bourbon House located, of course, on Bourbon Street, in the French Quarter. This was highly recommended by a friend who is a local. It is a relatively new restaurant run by Dickie Brennan, a BIG name in town, who operates several of the high-end local eateries. We ordered a seafood platter for our table and my friend recommended the "Redfish on a Shell" as an example of a very local cuisine. Redfish can be ordered in many other cities but serving it "on the shell", meaning they crisp one side of the fish so that it becomes a platter from which you scoop your meal, is only served in New Orleans. It was amazing and comes with crab and sautéed onions on top. I'll have to talk to the Palace Grill to see if they would consider offering this dish! Here are some pictures of Bourbon House (outside, inside, oyster bar, seafood platter, redfish on a shell). The interior design was great and even included second floor balconies (with dining tables) designed to look like the external balconies on nearly every building in the French Quarter.

New Business Park: The 92-acre Cabrillo Business Park at Hollister Ave and Los Carneros Rd has received approval from the City of Goleta to triple in size, adding 650,000 square feet of space. I am told that the expansion will add retail space, including a restaurant.

All You Can Scarf: Q's Sushi A Go Go now offers "All You Can Eat" sushi. Mon-Thu 7pm-9:30pm for $25.


Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Reporting From New Orleans: Today I endured 100 degree weather, high humidity and wandered down Bourbon Street. The news said it was the hottest day of the year in town. I met up with a friend's dad, Dr. Marx, who is a professor at Tulane University in New Orleans. He showed me around the French Quarter and pointed out a very significant landmark: Antoine's. Antoine's is the oldest restaurant in America and has been run by the same family since 1840. Here are some pictures (outside 1, outside 2, sign, inside). Dr Marx tells me that only tourists sit in the front room by the entrance and locals always request a seat in one of the many charming interior dining rooms. They don't take reservations and can be crowded so the only way to get a table in advance is to know a waiter. Locals call their favorite waiter and request a table be set aside. Again, only locals know how to do it right!

Tea Room: Reader Huyen came down from Hearst Castle recently and stopped in downtown Lompoc and had a wonderful lunch at Penelope's Teas & Gifts. She said this is the only tearoom in Santa Barbara County and that it was delightful. They have over 60 different loose-leaf teas, British-style entrees for lunch and have a charming decor. 105 West Ocean Ave, Lompoc, CA, 805-736-1122

Rumor Of The Day: Reader Nick tells me that he heard that the construction at the corner of Meigs Rd and Cliff Dr (the former location of a gas station) will include a Giovanni's Pizza. Right next door to that location is the Mesa Pizza Company.


Monday, August 13, 2007

Reporting From New Orleans: This blog is being written from the La Quinta Inn at 301 Camp St in New Orleans, Louisiana. Today Flip and I (and his 2 kids) visited the Tabasco factory on Avery Island. Though 90% of the peppers are grown in South America, every bottle of Tabasco is packaged here in Avery. Here are some pictures of the factory (welcome sign, factory floor, barrel of pepper mash). Later in the day we ended up at Hard Rock Cafe in New Orleans then had dessert at the famous Cafe Du Monde that has been serving coffee since the 1860's (outside pic, inside pic, landmark plaque).

Speaking Of Tabasco: About six years ago, I was having lunch at Cajun Kitchen - Goleta (at that time they were located near the airport) when a friend told me about his favorite dip for french fries. He said he likes to put a little bit of ketchup on his plate and pour Tabasco sauce on it. I thought that was kind of odd but was willing to give it a try. To my total surprise, the taste was absolutely amazing. Don't go over board with the Tabasco, just drizzle a little bit on top of a small pile of ketchup. Ever since that fateful day, I have used ketchup & Tabasco for almost every type of potato dish that comes my way. Most frequently the destination is french fries and hash browns, but the secret sauce is now starting to make its way on to the burger too. Where will it end? Give it a try.


Friday, August 10, 2007

Chili Town Opens On Milpas: Reader Aubrey tipped me off to the arrival of Chili Town at 730 N. Milpas, the former location of the DogHouse. Chili Town specializes in chili char burgers (see picture of menu) and is run by Mark Abrishami, who also owns Luigi’s Pizza & Pasta in Goleta. Everything is made fresh, including the burgers, the chili and even the bun. Luigi’s in Goleta started offering chili burgers and they soon became very popular. Expanding the burger selection at an Italian restaurant would go against the theme so Mark decided to instead start a new restaurant that specialized in fresh char burgers. You can also order hot dogs, chili dogs, corn dogs, fries, chili fries, onion rings, a shake or a sundae.

New In The Guide: Yesterday reader Huyen wrote me an enthusiastic email about Laguna Store & Deli at 512 Laguna Street so I added them to the deli section of the guide today. Here is her message: "I had a giant Carne Asada Chimichanga there for only $5.00! They serve mainly Mexican food and hamburgers too. Beer & Wine, basic convenient market items too. Very reasonable prices and they also have patio seating and a parking lot."

Time For A Vacation: I am leaving on a plane this morning to visit my good friend Flip in Friendswood, Texas (just south of Houston). I'll be gone for two weeks and it will be insanely hot and humid (which will make me appreciate Santa Barbara that much more!) As part of the vacation, Flip and I will be driving to New Orleans. It will be the first time there for both of us. Flip started his professional life working at McDonald's in Victoria Court on State Street and now is a doctor with a mansion and a swimming pool. How's that for climbing the corporate ladder? I'll keep in touch from the road.


Thursday, August 9, 2007

Pavilion Gardens: Reader Foodie Dan tells me that a new restaurant is coming to 415 N. Milpas St, the former location of Hibachi and, more recently, Las Brisas. It will be called Pavilion Gardens. I stopped by to take a peek and the place is completely gutted. No need to start forming a line outside just yet.

Breakfast Barn: The Burger Barn at 3621 Sagunto in Santa Ynez has started serving breakfast on weekends. They are now serving omelets, waffles, pancakes, french toast and south of the border specials. Hours Mon-Fri 11am-3pm, Sat-Sun 8am-4pm.

Summerland Special: Cafe Luna at 2354 Lillie Ave in Summerland has three specials going on right now. Mondays: free medium cup of coffee 7-10am. Wednesdays: buy one pastry get one free. Fridays: free iced tea with your lunch order.


Wednesday, August 8, 2007

La Arcada Update: Two restaurants will be opening soon in La Arcada (1114 State St). Stateside Restaurant & Lounge, which is replacing Acapulco Restaurant, will offer a lunch to late night menu with a California-Asian focus. Petite Valentien, occupying the former location of Bogart's Cafe, will offer small plates and tapas.

Breaking Down The Walls: Reader John tells me that Beachbreak Cafe in downtown Santa Barbara has taken over the space occupied by an adjacent business, doubling the restaurant's size. As SantaBarbara.com's very first "Restaurant of the Month" in October 2004, not long after they opened, I am happy to see Beachbreak continue to do well. Their food and service were excellent and it inspired me to create the monthly honor.

Gimme S'more: I was dining at Holdren’s in Thousand Oaks recently and discovered that they have an unusual dessert offering – real s’mores that you roast right at your dinner table. I overheard the people next to me ordering this so I asked my kind waiter Chad if he could give me a demonstration. Before I knew it, he brought out a small flaming goblet on plate of colored stones (see photo). What follows the fire is familiar to everyone: marshmallows, graham crackers, chocolate bars and, of course, cooking sticks! After a lengthy discussion about iPhones with Chad, he told me that this classic campfire dessert is also available at Holdren's Steaks & Seafood in Santa Barbara.

Father (and Mother) Knows Best: I had lunch recently with my parents and discovered that they have a favorite burger in town: the $6.79 Mushroom-Swiss Burger at Chili's in Goleta. They like to stop at Chili’s after a Costco run. The burger comes with sautéed mushrooms, aged Swiss cheese, mayo, shredded lettuce, tomato & pickle, all on a bed of fries. In addition to enjoying the food, Mom said to tell you that the service at Chili's is excellent.

Corkage Fees: There is an interesting discussion going on between Curtis, Larry, Art, JB and Mike about corkage fees on the Trattoria Vittoria page.


Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Brown Pelican Update: Apparently Brown Pelican's 25-year lease ends this December, which is the reason the County is taking action now to look for new management. The current management has begun a letter-writing campaign (2981 Cliff Drive, Santa Barbara CA 93109) to drum up support. One look at the reviews from locals over the past year tells me that they have their work cut out for them. An employee of Brown Pelican told me recently that they couldn't take their visiting mother to dinner at their own restaurant because the food was so bad. That's exactly what they said. I haven't eaten there in over 5 years so I personally haven't had a bad experience there. Perhaps it is time to pay a visit! I'll report back here to let you know how it goes.

Taste Of The Nation: A nationwide culinary benefit, Taste of the Nation, supports the fight to end childhood hunger in America and is in the planning stages to bring their event to Santa Barbara. The event attracts over 50,000 guests each year nationwide. Sponsored by American Express, the benefits are held in different cities, which include food and wine tastings, seated dinners and outdoor barbeques. For details, see TasteOfTheNation.org


Monday, August 6, 2007

Change Of Guard At The Brown Pelican: Reader Foodie Dan tells me he saw a bid acceptance proposal from the County of Santa Barbara, requesting bids to operate the restaurant and snack bar at Hendrys Beach, currently occupied by the Brown Pelican restaurant. They have put out a similar notice for the concession stand at Jalama Beach. Here is a quote from the press release:

The County of Santa Barbara/Parks Department is seeking a corporation, business, or individual to lease and operate a restaurant and snack bar at Arroyo Burro Beach County Park. The licensed premises consist of an area of approximately 3,600 square feet of lease space located at Arroyo Burro Beach County Park, 2981½ Cliff Drive, Santa Barbara, California 93109. The intent of this RFP process is to result in a concession lease agreement for a restaurant and snack bar at Arroyo Burro Beach County Park.

New Indian Restaurant: The explosion of new Indian restaurants in Santa Barbara continues! Back in May I mentioned in this column about a new restaurant named Saffron opening at 113 W. De La Guerra St (near Chapala). Reader John confirms that this will be an Indian restaurant. Flavor of India used to be the only game in town. Over the last few years Santa Barbara has seen a variety of choices appear on State St including All India Café, Spice Avenue and The Taj Café. Isla Vista saw the opening of Indian restaurant Naan Stop last year.

Restaurant Of the Month: Max's Restaurant on upper State Street is being highlighted this month in the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide. Owner Henrietta Forystek started working at the restaurant in 1984 and became owner in 2002. She tells me that she was impressed by the way everything is made from scratch and continues the tradition. Popular breakfast items include soufflé-style omelets (Brie omelet and Guatemalan omelet), orange pecan pancakes, corned beef hash and turkey sausage (all made from scratch). You can even use a French press to make gourmet coffee right at your table. Lunches include soups made from scratch (clam chowder plus soup-of-the-day), Santa Fe turkey melt and more. Their popular salads include albacore tuna, cobb and muffelata salads.

Jazz Dinner At SOhO: Minnie Driver & Special Guest, Sunday, August 12th, 8pm, $23/$18 with dinner, all ages. Harp Magazine says: "Minnie Driver isn’t like most actors who treat making records as a hobby. She’s actually good... Volleying between lush, ethereal, British pop melodies and easy-strumming Americana, the disc is composed of songs about all kinds of love... Ever since [landing a deal with Zoë/Rounder Records] she’s been blasting holes in the actor-singer stigma." SOhO Restaurant & Music Club. Call for reservations 962-7776


Friday, August 3, 2007

Fiesta Dignatarios at the Zoo: Yesterday I took 99 pictures of happy faces wandering the hilltop at the Santa Barbara Zoo for the Fiesta Dignatarios celebration. I then fired up my digital movie camera and wandered the dance floor and grounds.

The Habit Sold: Owners Brent and Bruce Reichard have sold an 80 percent stake of their Habit hamburger chain to a group of investors lead by Karp Reilly in Connecticut. As part of the deal to sell the 20-location chain, founded in Goleta in the late 1960's, the Reichard's will retain 100% ownership of all Santa Barbara and Goleta Habit locations. The new owners plan to expand rapidly, opening 16 new restaurant locations over the next two years.

Dine and Dash: Five juveniles left Denny's in Goleta without paying their $55 bill. They were last seen fleeing in a "newer Volkswagen Beetle."

It Lives Up To The Hype: I finally broke down and bought an iPhone. I researched the thing to death but couldn't decide whether or not to make the leap until my friend let me borrow hers. Only Steve Jobs could have the vision and determination to dictate the creation of a phone so advanced and easy to use at the same time. And this is coming from a guy who has never owned a Mac. I have retired my relatively new, previously cutting-edge web & email-enabled Treo 700wx cell phone. It is a dinosaur by comparison.  The iPhone doesn’t just bring Internet bells & whistles to the table – it reinvents voice mail too. With the iPhone, your voice mail automatically downloads directly into the phone so you can listen to them in any order, just like email. Given that the iPhone is already years ahead of everything else on the market, and will only get better and cheaper over time, Motorola, Nokia and the rest of the cell phone industry must be shaking in their boots. The Blackberry will be with us forever, but most other "smart" phones might be extinct in 5 years. I can pretty much run my SantaBarbara.com from the iPhone, which means less back strain from sitting in an office chair and a better tan!


Thursday, August 2, 2007

Fiesta Pequena: Last night I went to opening ceremonies of Fiesta. I took some pictures & movies to share with you!


Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Fiesta: It's finally here! Check out a complete list of events.

State Side Open For Fiesta: Reader Huyen emailed me my first Fiesta tip! Though the grand opening is later this year, Stateside Restaurant at 1114 State St (the former location of Acapulco) will be opening their patio for drinks and finger food during Fiesta. Open Wednesday through Saturday...afternoons and evenings. DJ will be playing background lounge and house music every evening.


Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Joe's Cafe Opens Today: The grand opening was delayed a month but it was worth it. Remodeled to its original 1928-era look, Joe’s Café is ready for Fiesta!

Goleta Welcomes Mediterranean Café: Mediterra, a local ethnic market near Sizzler in Goleta, has expanded its offerings to include a full Mediterranean Café that specializes in Turkish cuisine, coffee and tea. Founded by Nell Demir and Julia Komili, the new café, open 11am-2pm Mon-Sat, also serves Armenian, Greek and Middle-Eastern food. They decided to add the café because many customers of their popular market wanted to sample the products on the store shelves. All ingredients of the café’s meals (including their popular Greek Gyro) can be purchased right at Mediterra. Each cup of Turkish tea is hand-made using an urn-shaped silver-plated samovar. You can have your Turkish coffee made with a Turkish bean, Greek bean or Lebanese bean, all imported from their respective countries, and all available for sale at the market. 5575 Hollister Ave, Goleta. (805) 696-9323

Trivia Of The Day: Borders bookstores uses Seattle's Best as their in-house coffee shop. Barnes & Noble instead uses Starbucks to deliver their java. However, which ever chain you decide to use as the source of your next steaming latte, your money ends up in the same bank account. Starbucks acquired Seattle's Best in 2003.


Monday, July 30, 2007

Chili Town Coming To Milpas: Reader Aubrey sent me a tip about a new burger place opening at 730 N. Milpas St, the former location of the DogHouse. I spoke with the owner, Mark Abrishami and he said the restaurant will be named Chili Town and will specialize in chili burgers. He expects to be open in about 10 days.

New Yogurt Shop Opening On State: Reader Aubrey also informs me that a new eatery called
Rockin' Yogurt is opening on State St in mid-August.

Dinner With The O's: In 1999, Goleta introduced a meal that caught lots of attention: the $1.50 pup & cup lunch at Costco. Not one to be outdone, Montecito has finally responded with an attention-getting meal of its own: the $50,000 Dinner. On September 8th 2007, media mogul Oprah Winfrey is lending her support to presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama by hosting a fundraiser at her East Valley Rd estate. A $50K pledge will win a dinner with Miss Winfrey and the candidate.

Update: Renaud's Patisserie and Bistro, first announced in this blog July 13th, plans to open by mid-September in Loreto Plaza, says the Santa Barbara News-Press. Owner Renaud Gonthier will offer breakfast & lunch, including traditional French pastries and sandwiches.

Tequila Dinner: Restaurant Zaffiro presents a Patron Spirits Dinner, Aug 1, 7pm. $34.95 per person. Call 968-6201

Undiscovered: The Discovery Store in Paseo Nuevo Mall closed its doors for good yesterday. I walked in just as they were selling the last of their stock at a discount. I enjoyed this store and am sad to see it go. I asked the soon-to-be-unemployed lady at the sales counter if she knew what business will be the next tenant in this space and she didn't know.


Friday, July 27, 2007

Coming Soon: Reader Aubrey tells me that a new burger place is opening at 730 N. Milpas St, the former location of the DogHouse.

Freebirds Sold: The popular Freebirds World Burrito, opened in Isla Vista in 1987 by Mark Orfalea and Pierre Dube, has been sold to Tavistock Restaurants LLC, a private investment company based in Emeryville, CA. Tavistock owns about two dozens cafes and breweries coast to coast, in addition to investments in sports, real estate, biotechnology and financial services. There are seven other Freebirds locations, all in Texas. Tavistock has ambitious plans to expand Freebirds, with a target of 60 new locations over the next five years. Mark Orfalea's cousin, Paul Orfalea, also started a little business in Isla Vista that became very successful. It's called Kinko's.

Ventura Fever: It appears that the hottest thing for a Santa Barbara restaurant to do these days is expand to Ventura. Brophy Bros., a popular seafood restaurant at the Santa Barbara Harbor just opened their second location, this time at the Ventura Harbor. It even has the look and feel of the Santa Barbara location, complete with upstairs outdoor dining and a full bar. The southbound parade continues with Holdren's Steaks & Seafood (2 locations), Cajun Kitchen (7 locations) and Blenders in the Grass (12 locations) all setting up shop in Ventura County in the last 6 months. Even I am guilty of catching Ventura fever. Two years after launching SantaBarbara.com, I started Ventura.com and expanded my restaurant guide to the south.


Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Birds: Many restaurants with outdoor patios suffer from hungry-bird attacks that would make Alfred Hitchcock proud. The DoubleTree Resort in Santa Barbara, which has several eateries and regular outdoor wedding buffets, has come up with a solution; they hired Stephanie Sayre at Sky Patrol. Sky Patrol is owned by Tony Sufferdini of Simi Valley. Stephanie wanders the premises with an Auger Hawk from Africa named "Arrow", a Saker Falcon (also from Africa) named "Clint", and a Tawny Owl from Europe named "Groovy." They are perched on her leather glove to scare away birds and it works – I saw it first hand. Sparrows & seagulls, a common nuisance at the resort, take one look at these predators and disappear. With humans, Stephanie's birds have the opposite effect - they draw a crowd! I took pictures of Stephanie holding Arrow the Hawk (photo) and Groovy the Owl (photo 1, photo 2). The birds are on duty at the DoubleTree Resort Fri-Sun through Labor Day.

Speaking Of The DoubleTree: Today I added Cafe Los Arcos to the restaurant guide. Cafe Los Arcos is an American restaurant located inside the DoubleTree Resort and is open every day 6:30am-10pm.

New Mediterranean Cafe in Goleta: Reader Foodie Dan let me know that a new restaurant Mediterra Cafe & Market has opened near Sizzler in Goleta. I have now added it to the guide. Owner Nell Demir tells me they are open for lunch Mon-Sat and that they offer "delicious Italian, Greek, Turkish. Armenian, Iranian, Kosher specialties and imported gift items."


Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Greek Festival 2007: Be Greek for the weekend! This Saturday & Sunday mark the 34th year that members of the St. Barbara Orthodox Church bring a little bit of Greece to the South Coast. Perennially voted “Best Festival” in local polls, Santa Barbarans return each year to enjoy an entire weekend of authentic Greek food, live music and traditional folk dancing. Festivities run 11am-7pm July 28 & 29 at Oak Park. Admission is free.

Outdoor Dinner & Movie: Enjoy dinner & a movie under the stars at the Santa Barbara Polo & Racquet Club in Carpinteria. On Friday, July 27th, in addition the summer dinner buffet (7:30pm), the club will be playing the movie “Flicka” with outdoor seating (8:30pm). Adults $27, kids under 12 $17. RSVP 684-6683

Weekend Brunch: In Montecito, Cava Restaurant & Bar on Coast Village Rd now offers brunch on Saturdays and Sundays 8am-1pm, featuring traditional Mexican & California breakfast specialties.

Free Coffee: Caje at 1007 Casitas Pass Rd in Carpinteria is offering free coffee during July, Mon-Wed 6am-10am.

Tequila Tasting: Friday, July 27, 5pm-7pm enjoy a pre-Fiesta tequila tasting party at the Museum of Natural History. Tickets are $20 if you call 805-682-4711 x110 by Wednesday July 25. Tickets are $25 at the door.

News From Santa Ynez Valley: Every Thursday join Fess & Marcy Parker for an evening sing along at Fess Parker’s Wine Country Inn in Los Olivos. 8:30-10:30pm in the lobby lounge. No cover charge. Call 688-7788. Vineyard House Restaurant in Santa Ynez offers live Jazz music on the outdoor deck 6:30-8:30pm through Sept 26. $2 cover. Call 688-2886. Global Gardens presents free organic food tasting every Saturday at 2902C San Marcos St in Los Olivos, 10am-2pm. Call 693-1600. Los Olivos Cafe presents Teaser Wednesdays with 5 selected wines complimented with hors d’oeuvres, 5-7pm. Cost $15 per person. Call 688-7265. Volare Ristorante in Santa Ynez presents live Jazz from 7-9pm every weekend. Call 693-8072.

Market Research: My three nieces Katy, Victoria & Heather are visiting from Reston, Virginia. Spotting a market research opportunity, I asked them for a restaurant-related idea for my column. Without hesitation, Victoria told me “KFC doesn’t have dessert.” Intrigued by this shocking news, I checked out the KFC in Goleta and, at first glance, it appears she was right - that they don’t offer any dessert. As I looked more carefully at the menu (above the cash register) I finally noticed in small print off to the side, a mention of cake & pudding.


Monday, July 23, 2007

Black & Blue Ball: I attended the Black & Blue Ball at the Doubletree resort yesterday along with about 1000 other extremely happy locals. All monies raised at this event benefit the local chapter of the Muscular Dystrophy Association. I have put online pictures and a movie from the event.

Did He Order The King Crab?: The reigning monarch of Jordan, King Abdullah II was seen driving a Harley-Davidson motorcycle last Thursday with his son and 11 friends (not to mention a fleet of U.S. Secret Service agents) along Stearns Wharf to dine at the Harbor Restaurant. His Santa Barbara stop is part of motorcycle trip down the coast of California.

Free Ice Cream for Donors: The United Blood Services of the Central Coast, in conjunction with Cold Stone Creamery, has launched a "Pint for Pint" campaign. You receive a pint of ice cream with each pint of blood donated.  A donation center will be setup in Carpinteria on August 8, from 7:30am - 11am at Pacific Scientific, 6348 Rose Ave. You can redeem your ice cream certificate at any Cold Stone Creamery including the location on State Street and on Calle Real in Goleta.


Friday, July 20, 2007

New Weekend Brunch: Starting this weekend, Zaffiro Restaurant begins serving brunch on Saturdays and Sundays, 10am-2pm. Take a sneak peek at their new brunch menu.


Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Habit Opening Near La Cumbre Plaza: The Habit will open in February 2008 at 3890 La Cumbre Plaza Lane, the former location of Kayser Nutrition, behind Vons. The Habit first opened in the late 1960's as the "Hamburger Habit" in Isla Vista and Goleta. The current owners, brothers Bruce and Brent Reichard, purchased the Habit in 1980 and have since expanded to 21 outlets, located in Goleta, Santa Barbara, Ventura, Los Angeles, Sacramento and Davis.


Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Monte Cristo: As a follow-up to my July 3 & 12 blogs, reader Maritza and reader Fran both sent emails letting me know that A Capella Restaurant on Bath St also sells the Monte Cristo sandwich. A Monte Cristo sandwich consists of ham, turkey, and Swiss cheese between two slices of bread, soaked in an egg-based batter and grilled or deep-fried. The sandwich is often served with fresh fruit or with maple syrup on the side.

Breakfast Burritos: Reader Aubrey asked me to ask you which restaurant serves the best breakfast burrito. Please email me with your opinion!

  • Reader Margie suggests Longhorn Coffee Shop in Santa Ynez
  • Reader Darrol says The 805 Deli is the "best in town by far". Lito's on Haley is next on his list.
  • Reader Lemonjelly suggests Metropulos, with bacon and a dollop of sour cream, no salsa!
  • Reader Lemonjelly also tells me that The Cantina in I.V. is very popular with students.
  • Reader Huyen says D'Vine Cafe has a wonderful breakfast burrito..the veggie one is great and you can add meat to kick it up a notch.
  • Reader Brandon says that he biggest are definitely at the Mesa Super Cucas and El Sitio on de la Vina location are great. Smallish and a little overpriced, the breakfast burrito at Daily Grind is very tasty. Rose cafe's chorizo is killer, though again, the burritos are a little small.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Steak Patrol: Today I launch a special review page called the Steak Patrol that compares top steak restaurants throughout Santa Barbara County. The guide includes a steak tutorial and a “meat map.” I am proud to introduce steak expert and talented writer Patrick Gilliland as the lead reviewer. Patrick has an incredible depth of knowledge about the proper preparation and serving of a good steak dinner. We have already visited 8 restaurants since May. We review only the best places, and the ratings range from A- to AAA+. The Steak Patrol page reviews only the Filet Mignon (to have a common point of comparison) and the final rating does not put much emphasis on the quality of side dishes or the service. It’s all about the beef.


Monday, July 16, 2007

Holdren's 2.0: The hugely popular Holdren's Steaks & Seafood has opened their second restaurant, this time at 1714A Newbury Rd, in Thousand Oaks (805-498-1314). It is a beautiful place complete with Captain's wine room and a replica of the bar in Santa Barbara they had custom made. I ate at the new location last Friday night and took some pictures with my cell phone (click here to see outside, inside). Everything was outstanding, from the delicious grilled shrimp cocktail and roasted red pepper soup, to the absolutely perfect prime rib with garlic mash potatoes. The place was packed and the cozy ambience of the Santa Barbara location was artfully replicated. I had an enjoyable conversation with the manager Blake and he told me that they have received many inquiries from visiting patrons to have Holdren's open additional locations, including Las Vegas, Palm Springs, San Diego and San Francisco. No new locations are currently planned but they would like to eventually have a fleet of 10 Holdren's restaurants throughout the west.

Thank You Fire Crew: Richard Klingman at the Los Olivos Grocery has started a fund to pay for food and various needs for the fire crews battling the Zaca fire. The people of Santa Ynez Valley have come together and have been generously contributing to the fund.

Fiesta Wine Tasting At Sunken Gardens: Elements Restaurant & Bar is hosting their second-annual Old Spanish Days wine tasting event at the Santa Barbara Courthouse. Elements chef and co-owner, Paul Becking will create hors d’oeuvres paired with wines from over 30 wineries. The event occurs July 28th from 4pm-7pm. Elements will also host a separate pre-event reception that includes a rare-reserve tasting, with foods paired to the reserve wines, at the restaurant (located across the street from the Courthouse) from 2:30pm-4pm. Wine tasting list includes ABC, Qupe, Ethan, Kunin, Westerly, Alma Rosa, Rusack, Carhartt, Stolpman, Zaca Mesa, Consilience, Jaffurs, Carr, Babcock, Melville, Arcadian, Sunstone, Palmina, Summerland, Longoria, Whitcraft and Star Lane. General event tickets cost $65. To include the pre-event rare-reserve reception, price is $80. Contact ticket agency at 963-4408 or visit ElementsRestaurantAndBar.com.

Brewmaster Dinner At Zaffiro: Chef Amy McNelis creates a delicious four-course meal, paired with Firestone beers. Thursday July 19 at 7pm. Reservations required. Call Zaffiro Restaurant at 805-968-6201.


Friday, July 13, 2007

Coming Soon: Reader Foodie Dan tells me that he has noticed a business name application for Renaud's Patisserie and Bistro at 3315 State St. This is the location of recently-closed Italian Bakery, next to Harry's in Loreto Plaza.

Late At Longboards: Longboards Grill on Stearns Wharf has expanded their hours to be open late every night. They now close at 11pm Sun-Thu and are open until midnight on Fri-Sat.

California Wine Festival: Located on the sea side of Chase Palm Park, over 70 wineries will pour 200 different wines at this year's "Reds, Whites and Blues" seaside Wine Fest. Admission includes complimentary souvenir festival glass, gourmet food samples from over 20 booths, souvenir program, unlimited wine tasting and live blues entertainment. Participants will also have the opportunity to bid on large-format magnum wines, luxury wine tasting weekends in Napa and more. Saturday, July 21st, 1-4pm. General admission $65.

Jazz Dinner At SOhO: On Monday, July 23rd, 8pm another Jazz Society dinner at SOhO will feature Sara Gazarek. SOhO says: “Championed by some of music’s most celebrated figures, Sara Gazarek has emerged as a strikingly original artist with limitless potential. Blessed with a gorgeous, translucent voice, excellent pitch, and supple sense of time, Gazarek is steeped in the jazz tradition, but is not afraid to embrace the music that moves her generation.” Call for reservations (805) 962-7776

Remote Control: I wrote Monday's Al Steinman news clip from my Treo 700wxi cell phone while driving on the 101 freeway to a campground at Montana de Oro state beach. I sent the last-minute story to the Santa Barbara Daily Sound (where I write a column every Tuesday) as I was driving past the beautiful Shell Beach. A little while later, from my tent at the campground, I used this glorious gadget to remotely control my home desktop computer, with complete screen, mouse & keyboard access. With my "virtual" presence in Santa Barbara established, I posted the same story to this online blog from my cell phone. I love technology! I just got back (for real, not virtually) and have received confirmation that Moby Dick's hugely-popular Al Steinman has indeed retired. He will be missed.


Thursday, July 12, 2007

Counting Monte Cristo: Speaking of polls, last week reader Danny inquired about places that serve a Monte Cristo sandwich. I put the question into my blog and received several responses. Reader Christine suggested the Bit O' Denmark restaurant in Solvang. Reader Margie suggests Garrett's on State St and Pea Soup Andersens in Buellton. Reader Justine said that Garrett's sandwich is different from the classic in that they put egg in it. Justine also said that she saw the Monte Cristo sandwich on the menu at Beachbreak Cafe on lower State St. We'll consider this poll completed!

Fiesta Wine Tasting: Elements Restaurant & Bar is hosting their second-annual Old Spanish Days wine tasting event at the the Santa Barbara Courthouse. There will be hors d’oeuvres paired with wines from over 30 wineries. The event occurs July 28th from 4pm-7pm. For more information, contact 963-4408.

Jazz Dinner at SOhO: Nate Birkey, Wednesday, July 18th, 8:30pm. SOhO says: "Nate Birkey's quiet but intense demeanor typifies an artist restlessly pursuing the evolution of his own musical personality. As composer, trumpeter and vocalist, he imbues warmth and broiling energy into his music, as heard in his most recent CD release." Dinner reservations ensure priority seating. Call for reservations (805) 962-7776

No News Is Good News: I read in the Coastal View business notices section that the popular Xanadu Bakery in Montecito was abandoning their name. I called them to confirm and was told their was a "legal mishap" but that the problem was resolved and their name will remain "Xanadu Bakery."


Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Attention Night Owls: Not everybody has breakfast in the morning, lunch in the afternoon and dinner in the early evening. Some people find themselves awake in the middle of the night, hungry and no where to go. For those deprived souls who feel like munching on a pre-dawn donut or perhaps an after-nightclub snack at 2:30am, I have compiled a list of all the local fresh food locations open 24-hours a day: Carrow's, Denny's - Goleta, Denny's - Santa Barbara, Freebirds World Burrito, Jack in the Box - Goleta, Jack in the Box - Milpas, McDonald's - Fairview, Spudnuts - Downtown and Winchell's Donuts. Note to students: Super Cuca's in Isla Vista is also open 24-hours on Fridays and Saturdays.


Monday, July 9, 2007

Where's Al?: I have heard from two people that Moby Dick's famous Al Steinman is no longer with the restaurant and that all his Sinatra memorabilia and life size photo are gone. I called the restaurant and they say he is on "vacation." What's the scoop Santa Barbara?

Black & Blue Ball: One of my duties as committee member and webmaster for the Muscular Dystrophy Association's annual Black & Blue Ball, is to help get the word out. Voted the “Best Charity Event” by the Santa Barbara Independent Reader’s Poll, the Black & Blue Ball occurs on July 22nd at the Fess Parker’s Doubletree Resort. With 1200 expected attendees and entertainment by music legend Edgar Winter, you should get your tickets soon. Brought to you by the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians, the BBB sells out every year. Local food-industry businesses sponsoring this year’s event include 31 West, Albertsons, Bay Cafe, California Pizza Kitchen, Caribbean Coffee Co., Chef Karim's, El Torito, La Dolce Vita, Lettuce B. Frank, Restaurant NU, Rodney's Steakhouse, SB Olive Company, Trader Joes, Woody's BBQ, Zaffiro and Zelo. Visit the official web site at BlackAndBlueBall.com.

Fish Market: The Bay Cafe new Fish Market is now open at 131 Anacapa Street and has the same hours as the restaurant (Mon-Sun 11am-9pm). There is a live lobster tank and plenty of local catch including thresher shark, halibut, sea bass & red snapper. They also have seafood flown in from Japan including hamachi (yellowtail), ahi tuna, flying fish roe and seaweed salads. The Bay Café’s new Fish Market even has all the stuff you need to make your own sushi including seaweed, rice, ginger, wasabi, rolling mats and a wide selection of sake.

French Festival: The 20th annual French Festival is the place you should be this weekend (July 14 & 15, 11am-7pm). Taking place at Santa Barbara’s Oak Park, it is the largest French celebration in the Western United States and admission is free. Dozens of chefs prepare fine French food ... everything from crêpes to quiche, from café au lait to decadent desserts and pastries. There is non-stop entertainment on three stages: Cancan, Edith Piaf, Maurice Chevalier, Josephine Baker, Hot jazz a la Django Reinhart, Grand opera, French Tahitian dance and Moroccan belly dance. Sunday afternoon is the famous Poodle Parade under the festival's huge Eiffel Tower. Local eateries participating at the French Festival include Le Bon Cafe and Pacific Crepes. For more information call 805-564-7274 or go to FrenchFestival.com.

New Ownership At Barcliff & Bair: Shelley Shoemaker and David Bozzini are the new owners of Barcliff & Bair at 1112 State Street in La Arcada. I am told that they bought the business when best-friends (and co-owners) of the restaurant, Connie Barcliff and Alicia Bair, felt it was time for a change. Shoemaker grew up in a "hotel family" that owned hotels where customer service is everything. At Barcliff and Bair they invested in the menu, updating it with daily specials, fresh lemonade, soups, salads, sandwiches and now have extended afternoon hours on weekends. Additionally, they now offer a champagne mimosa service that features fresh strawberries, chocolate of the day, half or whole bottles of vueve cliquot and a carafe of orange juice.

Vons Boutique: Vons Market in Montecito, first opened in 1968, will be undergoing a major remodel beginning in 2008. It will be redesigned as a Vons “Lifestyle” Store in the same fashion as Fairview Vons in Goleta, including upscale amenities, new floors and big selection of organic produce. Look out Lazy Acres!

Restaurant Of The Month: Baja Fresh in Goleta is SantaBarbara.com’s “Restaurant of the Month” for July. To say that I am a frequent patron is an understatement. I order the same lunch here nearly every day (2 Baja-style chicken tacos and a small drink). Managers Patricia, Juan and Jose no longer ask for my order; they just punch it into the register when I get to the front of the line. Here’s a tip: on Mondays, with your order of a meal, they give you a coupon for a free taco ($2 value).


Friday, July 6, 2007

Fun Fourth: I am back in town from my annual 4th of July pilgrimage to Newport Beach, CA. Man, my inbox is packed with more than 50 restaurant guide-related inquiries! Didn't anyone else take a vacation? :)

Downtown Wine Trolley Tour: From 11am-3pm this Sunday, July 8th, you can climb aboard a trolley and visit five different wineries. Enjoy wines, gourmet nibbles, and a trolley ride! Trolley's will run between: Carr Winery, Jaffurs Wine Cellars, Margerum Wine Company, Oreana Winemaking Co. (formerly Cellar205) and Santa Barbara Winery. Tickets are $50. Call 805-963-3633

Adios: Reader Dianne tells me that Cafe La Luz on Chapala Street has closed their doors.

Brunch At The Ranch: Starting this weekend on July 8th, the San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito begins a weekly Sunday Brunch from 10am to 2pm. Price is $45. For more information call 805-565-1700

Five Restaurant Owners Join The Guide: The owners of Arts & Letters Cafe, Caje, Giannfranco's Trattoria, Hollister Brewing Co. and Neighborhood contacted me and have opened control panel accounts. Control panel accounts in the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide are free of charge and allow owners to post responses to public reviews written about their restaurant. They can also enter extended descriptions of their restaurant and information about specials, hours, web site, menus, etc. The total number of restaurant owners that have opened control panel accounts in the guide stands at 95. Welcome aboard!


Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Taco Tuesday: One of my responsibilities as a blogger and restaurant columnist for the Daily Sound is doing the hard labor to find you good restaurant deals. Here’s one: New Baja Grill in Camino Real Marketplace offers “Taco Tuesday” from 4pm-9pm every week. Tacos are 2 for 2.50 (chicken, steak, carnitas at half the normal price), 2 for 2.99 beers (Pacifico) and 99 cent sodas. With thousands of starving students living nearby, this place gets packed. Arrive early or late if you want to get a table.

Get Healthy: Tia Yox at Island View Nursery in Carpinteria is offering a free class on how to beat the "sugar blues" and eat healthier. She will also show how to make home-made chocolate. Saturday, July 7 at 11am. Island View Nursery, 3376 Foothill Rd, Carpinteria, 805-684-0324.

Sandwich Search: Reader Danny is searching for any restaurant on the South Coast that serves a Monte Cristo sandwich. If you are able to provide any info for Danny, please send me an email.

  • Reader Christine suggests Bit O' Denmark 473 Alisal Rd in Solvang (688-5426) for a good Monte Cristo
  • Reader Margie suggests Garrett's and Pea Soup Andersens

Monday, July 2, 2007

Jamba Jamboree: If you would like to win a batch of smoothies and have them delivered to your door, you might be interested in the new Jamba Juice contest running from July 6 to Aug 10. They have a web site JambaFruitfulLiving.com where you can enter the contest. 65 winners will each receive a batch of 25 smoothies delivered to your home/office and 15 winners will each each be awarded $500.

Silver & Gold: Two local restaurants have reached truly amazing milestones. Downey's, opened in 1982 by John & Liz Downey, is celebrating its 25th anniversary in business. Sambo's on the Beach is the original and only remaining site of the once great restaurant chain founded in 1957 by Sam Battistone Sr. and Newell Bohnett. Now in its 50th year, Sambo’s is currently owned and operated by their grandson, Chad Stevens, founder of Chad's Restaurant on Chapala St.

Rumor Of The Day: I have been told there is a rumor running wild in Summerland that Gene Montesano (owner of Lucky's, Tre Lune, D'Angelo's, Bucatini and Joe's Café) may buy the Summerland Market and turn it into a high-end New York-style deli. The Summerland Market closed earlier this year.
 


Friday, June 29, 2007

Dining At The Miramar: The Miramar Hotel in Montecito has been closed since 2000. The current owner, Rick Caruso, will soon tear it down and completely rebuild a "plantation" themed resort, scheduled for opening in 2009. That's a bit far off in the distance, but I thought I would give you a sneak peek into their dining plans. The Montecito Journal reports that the main building of the new Miramar Hotel will house the lobby and the second floor will be the location of their primary dining room. It will seat 120. Breakfast & lunch will be served there in a casual dining experience. At night time, however, it will transform into an upscale dinner restaurant, complete with dim lights and linens. Outside, by the pool, will be a second restaurant, covered by a porch. It will seat 138. A third food option at the new & improved Miramar Hotel will be a snack bar at the beach. And, finally, they may add a malt shop in another area for kids. I grew up next to this hotel and spent my youth at the beach there, running from Jacques, the Miramar's infamous lifeguard/security guard. We used to eat at the "train" that was parked on the property. I am glad to hear the beach will have a real snack bar. It always needed one!

New In The Guide: Today I took a trip downtown and added Fresco Museum Cafe to the restaurant guide. Fresco, located inside the Santa Barbara Museum of Art's gift shop at 1130 State Street, opened on May 26th.


Thursday, June 28, 2007

Food & Fireworks: Hotel Andalucia's 31 West restaurant is offering a 4th of July dinner at their El Cielo rooftop bar. Here is their official promotion: "A Fabulous Fourth: Join us for an extravagant rooftop celebration on Wednesday, July 4th in honor of Independence Day. We're featuring a bountiful BBQ, festive cocktails, and fabulous desserts...all followed by an unparalleled view of Santa Barbara's fireworks. $60 per person. Reservation required. 5:30pm-9:30pm. 31 W. Carrillo Street. Call 805-879-9100"

Speaking of Fireworks: I have finally launched a 4th of July information page. I have run this site for 11 years without any mention of our proud country's Independence Day. There is a reason for my neglect, however. I have lived in Santa Barbara my whole life, but, since the day I was born, I have only experienced one 4th of July in town. Our family has a tradition of spending the 4th of July every year with friends in Newport Beach, CA on the Balboa Peninsula. If someone is interested in volunteering, I could seriously use some pictures of the parade and other 4th festivities to add to SantaBarbara.com. I am never around to take any!

Now Serving Lunch: The popular organic/vegetarian restaurant Spiritland Bistro (230 E. Victoria St) has expanded their menu and is now serving lunch. The new lunch hours are Mon-Fri 11:30am-2pm. SB describes their restaurant as serving "raw, vegan, ethnic, wholesome, organic, living cuisine"

Job Opening: Mondial Santa Barbara Inc. is looking for experienced full-time catering kitchen staff, including nights and weekends. Experience is a must. Please fax a resume to 805-884-0993 or email to peter@mondialsantabarbara.com


Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Esau's Returning To Santa Barbara: I have received confirmation from the Carpinteria Esau's that there is a 90% chance that Esau's Cafe, which closed on State Street last year, is planning to reopen in Santa Barbara. The address will be 721 Chapala Street, which is a mixed-use (residential/commercial) building currently under construction, but nearly completed. Esau's triumphant return to paradise is scheduled for October or November.

New Chef At Harbor Restaurant: I have received a tip that David Cecchini, formerly the executive chef with Restaurant NU, will be the new chef at the Harbor Restaurant, starting sometime in July.


Monday, June 25, 2007

The New Joe’s Café: What’s old is new. On July 1st, Santa Barbarans will see something for the first time in decades: the reincarnation of much of the original 1928-era Joe's Cafe. The Montecito Journal reports that Joe's has been completely remodeled, using a 1928 photo of Joe Ferario (with his bar in the background) as the inspiration. Gene Montesano, who also operates Lucky's, Tre Lune, D'Angelo's, Bucatini, bought Joe's Cafe four years ago and is the driving force behind the changes. The booths will have new leather cushions and are designed with a tilted back to be more comfortable. The floor has been removed and replaced with oak. The bar has been completely stripped down to natural wood and includes brass foot rails and hooks for ladies’ purses. Even the front doors are being updated to the original look. Though the  kitchen has been completely remodeled, the most popular items on the menu will remain the same. Owner Gene remarks "I would like Joe’s to have the best food on State Street, and not necessarily the most expensive, but the best." The staff Santa Barbara has come to know and love will all return, including long-time bar tender Frankie Calvillo (38 years of service) and Jim O'Tool (39 years at Joe's). During the first week of July expect an enormous party at Joe's Cafe. For the festivities, burgers might be priced as they were in 1928.


Friday, June 22, 2007

Grinding To A Halt: Reader Rif tells me that the Coffee Grinder on Linden Avenue in Carpinteria has closed their doors. I tried calling their phone number and it is disconnected and their web site is gone too. For a small town, it is sad to see a popular local shop close. Fortunately there are other java options nearby, including the Coffee Bean, that opened last October.

Terrific Tri-Tip: My Tuesday column in the Santa Barbara Daily Sound contained my secrets to barbecuing great tri-tip. Daily Sound reader Ray Gates, who has been cooking tri-tip for over 50 years, passed me some tips about handling the juices. Ray tells me that all meat must rest after being cooked, except if it is a thin hamburger. Apparently, if the meat is allowed to rest, the meat will be naturally juicy. For tri-tip Ray suggests tenting the meat in foil for a good ten minutes before slicing.

Wieners & Wine: For the second year in a row Oreana Winery (205 Anacapa St) will rip the fancy facade off the world of wine and get down to what really matters on hot July afternoons – hot dogs, provided by Lettuce B. Frank. Winemaker Christian Garvin will be offering his newest releases including Santa Barbara County Pinot Noir, Syrah, Sauvignon Blanc and sparkling wine. Rock group Holden will perform on a flatbed truck which serves as the impromptu stage. In addition to the food and wine, Telegraph Brewery will be tapping some locally made ales and there are also fun events for the kids. The event starts at 11:00 a.m. on Sunday July 1, and runs until Sundown.

John Scott's Secret Empire: Did you know that many of Santa Barbara's popular restaurants are owned by one company? I discovered this the other night while dining at the Tee-Off. Scottco Hospitality, run by local restaurant guru John Scott, owns and operates the following dining locations: El Paseo Restaurant, Harbor Restaurant, Harry's Plaza Cafe, Kona Ranch House, Longboards Grill and the Tee-Off Restaurant. Not to be content with being the restaurant king in Santa Barbara, Scottco also owns the Scotch & Sirloin in Ventura.


Thursday, June 21, 2007

More Sunset Magazine: Reader Zach Miller pointed out that my June 18 news item about the top 10 seafood restaurants on the west coast (as ranked by Sunset Magazine), failed to mention that the Shoals Restaurant, also made the list. Congrats Shoals! Here is what Sunset had to say: "Hidden inside the Cliff House Inn, north of Ventura, the Shoals serves fine and fresh seafood: sea bass, shrimp, scallops, calamari, and clams, bathed in delicious sauces. The restaurant fills up fast, so make reservations. Just beyond the patio tables lies the surf break of Mussel Shoals; from here on a summer night, you might see the dark forms of dolphins gliding past, backlit by glittering moonlight."

Sting & The Boys: I went to The Police concert last night at Staples Center. It was packed. Though my seats were in the clouds, it was still an excellent show. I took pictures of the crowd and stage with my cell phone. Can you guess which song they were playing when I took this shot? Here is a YouTube video from their recent concert in Vancouver. Towards the end of the show I scanned the crowd with my binoculars to see if I could recognize any celebrities enjoying far better seats than my own. I spotted one: actor Jake Gyllenhaal, standing front row left.


Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Visiting Chef's Dinner: The San Ysidro Ranch welcomes Luca Rutigliano from CordeValle, in San Martin, CA, as a guest chef at the Stonehouse Restaurant on June 30th, 2007. Rutigliano will be joining the ranch's regular chef, John Trotta in creating a series of culinary delights, including amuse bouche, fresh herb crusted Ahi tuna sashimi, crispy soft shell crab, polenta dusted filet of sea bream and ranch herb roasted rack of lamb. $85 per person, $135 per person with wine pairings.

And Now For Something Completely Different: In an effort to expand their test marketing, McDonald's has announced that all Santa Barbara locations will be included in a test of the new premium Angus beef burger. The burgers, available now in local restaurants, are seen as a key way McDonald's is working to compete with rivals Burger King, Hardee's and Carl's Jr., who have been selling bigger, premium burgers for several years. The Santa Barbara region is also included in a test of the new Southwest Salad.


Monday, June 18, 2007

Seafood At Sunset: The current issue of Sunset Magazine honors the West Coast's "top ten seafood spots by the sea" and the Endless Summer Bar-Cafe, located at the Santa Barbara Harbor, is included on the elite list. Sunset Magazine says: "Epitomizing the town's casual surfer chic, this harborside gem has surfboards hanging from the ceiling and surf videos scrolling, reminders of the world's perfect waves. And, yes, Bruce Brown, director of the original Endless Summer (1966), eats here. But it's the food that stars: seafood fresh off the docks, transformed via the lightest batter and seasonings into something mouthwatering. Try the popcorn shrimp or the sesame-crusted ahi on a warm spinach salad." The other nine honorees were from California, Oregon, Washington, Victoria B.C. and Hawaii.


Friday, June 15, 2007

Lettuce B. Frank Opens On State: Hot dog, salad and chicken specialists Lettuce B. Frank opened for business today at 413 State Street. Readers who have been following this column know that LBF is brought to you by the founders of the DogHouse on Milpas St, that closed late last year. This time around, their East Coast dogs, though still delicious as ever, are only part of the menu, which includes salads, rotisserie chicken, sliders (mini burgers) and fish & chips. I stopped in and spoke with Vinny (one of the founders) and he told me that everything is made fresh at LBF. They make chili fresh daily, onions are sautéed daily, they hand roll out beef daily, cheesesteaks are sliced daily and the pulled pork is braised 3 or 4 times a week. Everything that is fried is hand-dipped in house-made batter. Vinny tells me that the french fries come from the highest quality Idaho russet potatoes, and that they use zero trans-fat oils. Welcome back guys!

Top Chef Eliminated: As mentioned in this column earlier this week, Clay Bowen, sous-chef at the University Club of Santa Barbara (1332 Santa Barbara St), was selected to compete on the Bravo channel's popular TV show "Top Chef: Season 3." Thousands of chefs from all over the country applied for a chance to compete on the show, taped in Miami Beach last February, and Bowen was one of the elite few to be chosen. Unfortunately Mr. Bowen was eliminated in the first round this week, with his “wild boar chop with a side of scorpion fish and corn bread.” He still had a lot of fun and was glad he did it. The new season of Top Chef can be seen on Wednesdays at 10pm on Bravo TV.


Thursday, June 14, 2007

I Said "NO ANCHOVIES!!!": More than pizza dough was flying at Rusty's Pizza on Cabrillo Blvd last Tuesday evening. Lt. Paul McCaffrey of the Santa Barbara Police Dept reports that "chairs were thrown and knives were drawn" as gang members got out of control. No customers or employees were injured. By the time the SBPD arrived, the gang members, who momentarily turned the parlor into a real-life video game, had fled.

New In The Guide: Today I added two dining locations to the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide. These places have been around for quite awhile: Sandbar and Neighborhood. I didn’t add them sooner because it simply never occurred to me that they offered food, in addition to being a bar. I was walking by both last weekend and saw some very tasty lunches being served (see a picture of fish & chips at Neighborhood), when the eternally dim light bulb floating above my head finally lit up.

Tech Brew: The El Paseo Restaurant will once again be hosting Tech Brew. What is Tech Brew? "It is Santa Barbara's regional premier networking event for high tech professionals, cutting edge entrepreneurs, innovators, business managers & leaders" says founder Dennis Cagan. Date: Monday, June 25, Time: 5pm - 8pm, Price: FREE, No Host Bar, Casual Business Attire, RSVP: alan@smallbizentrepcntr.org, Info: (805) 879-1729


Wednesday, June 13, 2007

State Street Stats: I was browsing through the SantaBarbara.com restaurant database recently and pulled together some statistics for you hungry number crunchers out there. On State Street there are 144 dining locations consisting of: American (31), Coffee (17), Mexican (15), Japanese (11), Italian (10), Burger (7), Pizza (7), Smoothie (7), Ice Cream (5), Bakery (4), Chinese (4), Indian (4), Steakhouse (4), Thai (3), Seafood (4), Brewery (2), Donuts (2), Hot Dogs (2), Markets (2), Argentinean (1), Bagel (1), Danish (1), French (1), Moroccan (1).
  
The dining locations span 6 miles from Eladio's (1 State Street) to Eller's Donuts & Thai Food (4317 State Street). With all the recent talk about corporate caffeine invading State Street, no stats would be complete without mention of our friendly java outlets. The highest density of coffee shops (11) is between Starbucks at Cota and Starbucks at Victoria where you can buy a Cuppa Joe approximately every 336 feet.

Top Chef: Clay Bowen, sous-chef at the University Club of Santa Barbara (1332 Santa Barbara St), has been selected to compete on the Bravo channel's popular TV show "Top Chef: Season 3." Thousands of chefs from all over the country applied for a chance to compete on the show, taped in Miami Beach last February, and Bowen was one of the elite few to be chosen. The new of season Top Chef premieres tonight at 10pm on Bravo.

Local Breweries In LA Times: Reader Jonathon Schuhrke informs me that there is an in-depth article in today's Los Angeles Times about the growth of breweries in Santa Barbara County.


Tuesday, June 12, 2007

TV Dinners: Independent columnist Barney Brantingham reports that Giada De Laurentiis, of the Food Network, was in town during Memorial Day weekend. Apparently she dined at Bouchon, Brown Pelican, Elements, Trattoria Grappolo and even stopped to have dessert at McConnell's. Her Santa Barbara visit will air on July 27th as part of the Food Network's "Weekend Getaways" program.

Out & In Burger: Tom Schultz of the Santa Barbara Newsroom (santabarbaranewsroom.com) reports that a Goleta burger icon that went out of business in October 2005, will soon be back in action.  Restaurant owner John Price says he intends to renovate Storke Road Drive Inn (370 Storke Rd), in business under various names since 1966. Price also plans to open the long-closed drive-in window, a feature Santa Barbara County has rarely allowed since 1981. Because the restaurant pre-dates county laws restricting drive-ins, it will be allowed to proceed with that classic feature. Nearby McDonald's, in Camino Real Marketplace, was denied a permit to activate their drive-in window when it opened in 2000. Previous names for the 41 year old diner include "Aloha Restaurant" and "Dairy Delight."


Monday, June 11, 2007

Mama's Bakery: Reader Sam informs me that the Italian Bakery in Goleta is cooking up a new name. The new name will be "Mama's Bakery." Apparently the changeover has already occurred - they just haven't put up a new sign yet.


Friday, June 8, 2007

10,000 Reviews And Counting: Reader Foodie Dan won a SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide contest today that honored the person who submits the milestone 10,000th restaurant review. The restaurant guide was launched in 1996 and the review system was added in 2001. Foodie Dan, who tells me he went to extraordinary effort to calculate the exact moment to submit his review, won $600 in dining gift certificates, a $400 ”pile-o-cash” and a plaque commemorating the event. I would like to thank all reviewers who have done such tremendous work and displayed such creativity over the years. Perhaps the next prize should be a Costco Dog bonanza for everyone?

Entertainment Nights: Bricks Cafe (509 State St, 899-8833) now offers nightly entertainment. Mondays: music by Rooster Fish and Lady Blue 7:30pm-9:30pm. Tuesdays: music by Martinez Bros & Alberto Negroni 7:30pm-9:30pm. Wednesdays: Jazz night 8:30pm-10:30pm. Thursdays: Stand-up Comedy night 7:30pm-9:30pp. Tupelo Junction Cafe (1218 State St, 899-3100) offers Bluegrass music every Thursday 5:30pm-7:30pm. Cafe Buenos Aires (1316 State St, 963-0242) offers Tango Wednesdays with live tango musicians and open tango dancing 7pm-9:30pm.


Thursday, June 7, 2007

Esau's Returning To Santa Barbara?: Reader Foodie Dan spotted an application for a new business named "Esau's Cafe" to open at 721 Chapala Street in Santa Barbara. Esau's Cafe - State St closed last year while Esau's Cafe - Carpinteria is alive and well and was recently voted Best Restaurant in Carpinteria.

Spreading The Love: Having been voted Best Pizza by the general public in SantaBarbara.com's 2007 restaurant poll, Pizza Mizza (140 S. Hope Ave, 566-3900) is expanding their popular pie empire to the south. Pizza Mizza now delivers to Summerland and Carpinteria.

Karaoke In Carp: Starting June 13 and running until the end of summer, Giovanni's Pizza (5003 Carpinteria Ave, 684-8288) in Carpinteria is having Karaoke night every Wednesday from 5:30pm-10pm. Hosted by Marty Rosales and Larry Nimmer.


Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Bakeries Merged: The Italian Bakery on Upper State Street in Loreto Plaza has closed its doors and merged with its sister location in Goleta. The Italian Bakery (5342 Hollister Ave, 692-1666) in Goleta will be the combined bakery.


Monday, June 4, 2007

I.V.N.Y.: A new restaurant/deli specializing in wings opened up in Isla Vista last week. New York Buffalo Wings (910 Embarcadero Del Norte, 685-7010) offers five flavors of chicken wings, wraps, subs and healthy salads. Restaurant owner Sam is the same person who owned the previous business at that location, Jerusalem Garden Cafe, which closed last month. I spoke with Sam (a very kind and business savvy gentleman) at the I.V. Deli Mart around the corner (another business he owns), and he told me that New York Buffalo Wings will also be serving an American breakfast. Everything costs less than $10, which is par for the course in student-mecca Isla Vista.

Speaking Of Isla Vista: UCSB students enjoyed another grand opening recently: Pho Bistro (903 Embarcadero Del Norte, 685-3610), which specializes in Vietnamese cuisine, has opened its doors in Halloween Heaven. Check out their menu. Pho Bistro is right next door to the regional caffeine E.R. known as IV Drip.


Friday, June 1, 2007

The Starbucks Diet: Starbucks Corp., which has 13 locations on the South Coast, announced it will replace whole milk with 2 percent for espresso drinks in all of it's North American stores. Drinks will soon be made by default with the lower-fat milk, but customers can still request their cappuccino with whole milk, the company said. Starbucks said that low-fat milk in drinks has become increasingly popular in its stores.

La Salsa Update: It was reported here on May 23rd that Baja Fresh purchased the La Salsa chain. I have received confirmation that La Salsa (3987 State St), in Five Points Shopping Center, will be converted into a Baja Fresh restaurant. Due to the similarity of their menus, the Baja-Salsa change-over should go smoothly, without any panic in the streets.


Thursday, May 31, 2007

Sub Surfaces In Carpinteria: Reader Jonathon Schuhrke was manning the crow's nest when he spotted Rincon Sub (1108 Casitas Pass Rd) in Casitas Plaza. This location was formerly occupied by El Jirasol Subs which recently had a burial at sea. Rincon Sub, which was added to the guide today, is known for their "Tri-Tip Monster Sub" and "Chile Verde Torta" (Mexican sandwich). Owners Tommy & Yolanda Moreno tell me they are having an official grand opening (complete with ribbon cutting) on Friday June 22nd. Festivities, which include live music and prizes, continue that Saturday.

Mollie's Meatballs: The Montecito Journal reports that Mollie Ahlstrand, owner of Trattoria Mollie (1250 Coast Village Rd) in Montecito, and her chef Eduardo Carranza were invited to Palm Beach, Florida to cook for the All Star Celebrity Polo Challenge fundraiser. Mollie was honored with the Star Diamond Award signed by notable chefs Alain Ducasse, Jean-Georges Vongerichten and Le Cirque owner Sirio Maccioni. Mollie spoke about the people who helped make it happen. "I want to thank all my loyal customers for their support," she says. "My family and staff are the best. And finally to Oprah, for making my turkey meatball so well known."

Solstice Fundraiser: Aldo's Italian Restaurant (1031 State St) will donate 10% of food sales to the Summer Solstice Parade fund, when you eat at Aldo's on Tuesdays during June.


Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Barbecue Bandit: According to Santa Barbara police spokesman Lt. McCaffrey, officers arrested Lynn Catalina Gutierrez, 22, on suspicion of check forgery after she "purchased" a $140 barbecue meal from the State Street Cafe (440 E. Ortega St). Fortunately the felonious feast was delivered by the State Street Cafe to a residential address, making it relatively easy to locate the culprit again, once the scam was discovered.

Dinner At Esau's: Esau's Cafe, recently voted Best Restaurant in Carpinteria, is known for serving a terrific breakfast and lunch. They have now added dinner to their menu, on Fridays & Saturdays. Their new dinner hours are 5pm-8:30pm and the menu continues their American food tradition, including meatloaf, prime rib, garlic mash potatoes and more.


Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Fresco Opening Downtown Location: I was strolling down State Street past the Santa Barbara Museum of Art last Sunday night when I decided to check my email with my Palm Treo 700. There, smiling at me from my inbox, was a tip from reader Tony, telling me that a new restaurant is opening up next to the Santa Barbara Museum of Art.
   I literally stopped dead in my tracks, turned my head to the left and, sure enough, there was a big public notice plastered on a door (see photo). The sign read “Applicant: Brouillards, Inc. License: On-sale Beer & Wine – Eating Place. Business name: Fresco Museum Café. Address: 1130 State Street.”
   Like thousands of other people in town, I am a huge fan of Fresco (I recently ate at Fresco uptown and Fresco at the Beach, on the same day). Fresco Museum Cafe has the potential to turn a relatively sleepy block of State Street into the next dining hotspot. In the tradition of Star Wars (which first hit theaters 30 years ago this week), I just might get my sleeping bag and start camping out so I can be first in line!

Here's Looking At You, Kid: Reader Tony informs me that, after 10 years of faithful service in downtown Santa Barbara, Bogart's Cafe has closed its doors in the La Arcada shopping mall. Apparently it will be replaced by a business (possibly a restaurant) named Petite Valentien. I don’t have any more details than what could be gleaned from papered over windows and the sign telling the name of the new place "coming soon."
  When SantaBarbara.com launched in 1996, its first office was upstairs in La Arcada and, at that time, Bogart’s Cafe was a video rental store named “Bogart’s.” They also had great coffee and great food that I frequented regularly. By the time I left La Arcada, Bogart’s had transformed into one of Santa Barbara’s most popular cafes.

Garden Of Eat'n: The Garden Market on Santa Claus Lane near Carpinteria has expanded its menu and hours in addition to opening a new wine bar. They are now offering early dinners on Fridays and Saturdays until 7pm that includes specially prepared tapas. On Saturdays they will also be featuring entertainment by local musicians. In March the Garden Market added a wine bar. The public is encouraged to sample new wines and can also setup private wine tastings.


Friday, May 25, 2007

Italian Street Painting Festival: Starting today, and continuing throughout Memorial Day weekend, the plaza of the Old Mission will be transformed with 200 colorful, large-scale street paintings created by 400 artists and young people. The artists (madonnari) begin working on Saturday morning of the Memorial Day weekend and continue drawing throughout the three-day festival or until their street paintings are completed. For 25,000 annual visitors, the festival also features live music on the Mission lawn and free evening concerts in the church, authentic Italian cuisine, and a special street painting area for children.

Santa Barbara Wine Festival: The 20th Annual Santa Barbara Wine Festival will be held Saturday, June 30, 2007 from 2:00-5:00PM at the Santa Barbara Natural History Museum, located at 2559 Puesta del Sol Road in Mission Canyon, just beyond the Old Mission. The festival features more than 50 of the best Central Coast wineries, complemented with local restaurants and caterers in a spectacular setting along the beautiful, oak-shaded Mission Creek. In addition, savvy experts present on topics such as cooking with Central Coast wines and pairing wine with food.

Get Paid To Eat: Now that's MY kind of job! Craig Smith, creator of the popular Craig Smith's Blog is reporting today that the Santa Barbara News-Press has a freelance job opening for a restaurant critic. The ideal candidate will have "journalism experience and a food or restaurant background." One article will be published each week, for $125, which includes dining expenses. Respond to Keri Bradford, Arts & Entertainment Editor, at kbradford@newspress.com.

Good Deed Of The Day: This week, El Torito (29 E. Cabrillo Blvd) provided meeting space and free delicious hors d'oeuvres for the Black & Blue Ball committee (I'm a member) which puts on an annual fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Whenever I see a restaurant go out of their way for charity, expect a nice plug here! You will soon see a lot of plugs on this site for the Black & Blue Ball charity event, which occurs July 22, 2007 at the DoubleTree.


Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Baja Fresh To Buy La Salsa: This information has not even made the papers yet, or the web for that matter (until now). I received an insider tip that the two Mexican food empires are planning to combine. It is not clear to me what the direct result of that will be. There are two local Baja Fresh locations: Baja Fresh - Goleta and Baja Fresh - Upper State. Perhaps La Salsa - Five Points Center will become a Baja Fresh? Your guess is as good as mine. I did notice that Baja Fresh recently started serving mango salsa, which, until now, was only available at La Salsa. That should have been my first clue of the pending merger!


Monday, May 21, 2007

Restaurant Marcella Update: Apparently Fess Parker did not buy Wine Cask - Los Olivos as reported here earlier. Wine Cask was a tenant in Mr. Parker's hotel in Los Olivos and he did not renew their lease. He will be opening his own dining location, called Restaurant Marcella, in its place.

Stellar Experience: Last Saturday night, a rare celestial event occurred when two bright lights in the night sky (Venus and the moon) came together, within 1 arc of each other (see my photo). Things also came together in spectacular fashion that night at the Hollister Brewing Company. I wanted to try out their new Hollister Burger and, when I arrived, I encountered a packed house (see photo) of locals entertaining a similar idea.
   While I was waiting to dine, I counted 84 people inside, 26 people on the patio and 12 people in line. Much to my surprise, the first thing I noticed was families with small kids having dinner at Hollister. I expected the place to be full of drunk UCSB students, but this was definitely not the case. Hollister has a good mix of singles and families, and, that night, ages ranged from 3 to 65. I noted that about 20% of the customers were college age.
  As promised by the hostess, I was sitting at a table within 15 minutes. Service was also good, considering the galaxy of customers in the building and I was munching on my burger 16 minutes after ordering. Though I ordered a medium burger and it arrived well-done, it was still very delicious. The bread they use is soft and delicate and does not overwhelm the beef. The service was great and the whole operation seemed to be running smoothly even though the place was busting at the seams with customers.
  The owner, Larry Kreider, who also founded the Santa Barbara Brewing Company, told me that the mix of people (age range, families, singles) that have come to dine at Hollister is exactly what they had hoped for. And they have already had to brew new beer 17 times since opening, to keep up with demand. Unlike many brewing companies, the locally owned and operated Hollister Brewing Company creates their beer onsite.
   Larry gave me a tour of the brewery (see photo) and explained to me how the whole brewing process works. What was especially amazing to me was the fact that the taps at the dining room bar are connected directly to the brewery (see photo). Basically you've got water, malt, hops and yeast brewing at one end of the room and refrigerated taps filling beer mugs at the other.
   The Hollister Brewing Company is a well-thought-out and well-executed operation that is a welcome and valuable addition to Goleta. The stars have shined on The Good Land.

The Name Game
: This is the fifth column in a series about food locations in far away cities that have been given names that you will find very familiar. When visiting New York City, I recommend you see the Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty and Times Square. And, if you happen to be on 12th St, don't forget to stop by Santa Barbara Deli Superette (551 E 12th St, NY, NY) and stock up on groceries. If for some reason they don't have just what you are looking for, you can always head over to Santa Barbara Deli Grocery (2499 Boston Rd, Bronx, NY) which has a dependable selection of food essentials. Tell them John sent you!


Friday, May 18, 2007

Joe's Closed: I was walking on State St last night went I felt that something was amiss. I realized there wasn't the usual hustle & bustle going on in front of Joe's Cafe (536 State St). It was closed! I quickly walked over to check out what was going on. My fears that Joe's had been replaced by yet another cell phone outlet were quickly displaced as I read, with great relief, a sign that said "closed for remodeling." I called their answering machine and the voice mail says they are reopening July 1st, 2007.

New Restaurant On De La Guerra?: Speaking of reading signs, I spotted an official-looking notice posted on a building on De La Guerra St (west of Paseo Nuevo Mall). It appears a new restaurant (or perhaps a bar) named Saffron will be opening in that location. The sign says "Public notice of application to sell alcoholic beverages. Type of license: on-sale beer & wine, eating place. Name: Saffron, 113 W. De La Guerra St." The sign was dated March 19, 2007. Glancing in the window, I could tell the remodeling of that location had not yet begun, so it will probably be a few months before they open.


Thursday, May 17, 2007

Rodney's Tops in 2007 Zagat Survey: Rodney's Steakhouse (633 E. Cabrillo Blvd) at Fess Parker's Doubletree Resort, has been awarded high ratings from the Zagat Survey that separately rates the qualities of a restaurant (Food, Decor, Service) based on a 30-point scale. Rodney's ratings of 27-Food, 24-Décor and 23-Service; mark it as one of the top restaurants in Santa Barbara.
   The recently released ratings report says :A "find" in Santa Barbara, this "surprisingly good" steakhouse in Fess Parker's Doubletree Resort delivers "fantastic" steaks, "delicious" desserts, and an "extensive menu of drinks"; a "carefully overseen" staff shows that it "cares" about its customers in the "well lit" art deco setting.


Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jake's Does Breakfast: Reader Dianne passed me a tip that Jake's Cottage Cuisine Cafe (2911 De La Vina St) is now open . I spoke with Jake and he was a very nice guy with a lot of restaurant experience. While I was there he personally met with each of his customers to be sure everything was just right.
   The main focus of Jake’s is serving breakfast, including omelets and quiche. They are serving breakfast and lunch seven days a week, 7am-3pm, in addition to espresso drinks and fresh baked goods provided by Anna's Bakery. The original plan was to be closed Mondays but the positive response from the public will keep Mondays open too. On Sundays, Jake's will have a buffet.
   Here's a secret (shhhhh...): when ordering your meal, add the words A-Plenty  (for example, "scrambled eggs-a-plenty") and Jake's will greatly increase the size of the meal, at no extra cost. For more information, check out Jake's menu: side 1, side 2.

Brewmaster Dinners and Tequila Dinner: New Belgium Brewing Company and their popular Fat Tire Amber Ale takes center stage at Zaffiro Restaurant in Goleta in June. Chef Amy McNelis will team up with Fat Tire to create a special four-course menu, pairing her foods with the popular New Belgium brew on June 21, 2007, beginning at 7:00 pm. “Our previous three monthly Brewmaster dinners have been sell-outs,” explained McNelis. “I’m excited to work with the New Belgium Brewing Company for our next special event.”
   On July 19, 2007, David Walker from Firestone Walker Brewing Company is the featured guest at Zaffiro, pairing the local Firestone brew with Zaffiro’s four-course menu.
   In celebration of Santa Barbara’s traditional Fiesta , Zaffiro welcomes Patron Tequila to the Goleta restaurant for a special dinner on August 1, 2007. “Many dishes can be created with a tequila influence,” explained McNelis. “It will be fun matching flavors with Patron.” Reservations are required for the specialty dinners by calling the restaurant at 805-968-6201. The cost is $34.95 per person, not including tax and gratuity.


Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Fess Parker Opening Restaurant Marcella: Reader Alan let me know that changes were happening in the Santa Ynez Valley at Wine Cask - Los Olivos. Fess Parker did not renew the lease for Wine Cask - Los Olivos and will be opening his own restaurant named Restaurant Marcella. Right now they are in the process of updating the decor and menu.

As If You Care: I celebrated my birthday over the weekend by BBQing tri-tip for 80 people in my backyard. I have discovered an amazing sauce for tri-tip that everyone was raving about. Just before you cook the tri-tip, rub in some "Suzie Q's Santa Maria Seasoning" (available at Costco). This seasoning consists of salt, pepper, garlic, parsley and sugar. Generously rub the powder into both sides. Cook the tri-tip medium-rare to medium, on a BBQ, on low flame, for about an hour.
   Be sure to use a professional high-quality knife (and not that beat up old knife sitting in your drawer). Sharpen just before use and cut the meat cross-grain, in the thinnest slices you can possibly achieve (thin slices are only possible with a good knife). Cross-grain cutting makes the meat much more tender to chew. Chop the whole tri-tip in half (with the grain) before slicing so each piece is smaller.  As you chop it up, save the juices and pour them back on top of the meat in the serving tray.
   I have found that really large tri-tips are hard to cook all the way through, and don't taste as good. Costco seems to get this right too. Their tri-tips are just the right size and have all the fat removed. When someone asks you how you made this amazing meal, tell them it's your Uncle John's secret recipe.


Wednesday, May 9, 2007

K9 Update: The hotdog, salad & chicken restaurant Lettuce B. Frank, brought to you by Tony & Vinny (former owners of the DogHouse), is scheduled to open in early June at 411 State St. For those of you who can't wait that long, take a sneak peek at their menu.


Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Stateside On State: In the La Arcada shopping mall, at the location formerly occupied by Acapulco restaurant will be a new dining hotspot called Stateside (1114 State St). It will serve American-Asian food and have live entertainment at night, in a lounge atmosphere. It should be opening late summer or early fall.

Dessert Alert: At the end of next week, Zaffiro restaurant, in Camino Real Marketplace, is adding a dessert bar that will be open until midnight. It will be the only dessert bar in the area where you can go after dinner or late at night and get some dessert, coffee, espresso, after dinner drinks etc. Speaking of Zaffiro, they will also be starting a brunch at the end of this month or beginning of June. Details coming soon!

Four Restaurant Owners Join The Guide: The owners of Szechuan Restaurant, Whale Tail Deli, Barcliff & Bair and Quantum Kitchen & Cocktails contacted me and have opened control panel accounts. Control panel accounts in the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide, which are free of charge, allow owners to post responses to public reviews written about their restaurant. They can also enter extended descriptions of their restaurant and information about specials, hours, web site, menus, etc. The total number of restaurant owners that have joined the guide stands at 90. Welcome aboard!


Monday, May 7, 2007

Hollister Brewing Co. Opens In Goleta: Camino Real Marketplace just got a little bit happier. Hollister Brewing Company opened today, next to Borders, in the former location of now-closed Camino Real Cafe. Hours are 7 days a week, 11am-11pm. I spoke with the manager Larry and he gave me the inside scoop. Unlike many brewing companies that don’t actually make beer onsite, Hollister has five large fermenters and six serving tanks that will brew about a dozen different types of beer right on the premises. But it’s not all about the beer. Hollister Brewing Co. also wants to be known for great food. Larry really emphasized to me how they are going to great lengths to build a reputation for serving fresh, high quality meals. Their menu offers appetizers, paninis, pizza, soups, salads, a variety of sandwiches and local wines by the glass or bottle. I hereby officially predict that their Hollister Burger (hand ground & formed Masami Kobi beef, cooked to order) will become the burger-lover's talk of the town.

Downtown Brewing Co. Opens On Upper State: Reader Tony let me know that yesterday another brewing company opened to the public. The Downtown Brewing Company, which has locations in San Luis Obispo and Paso Robles, has food, pool, lots of TV's and, of course, plenty of brew. Their brewmaster, Steve Courier, has won several awards in connection with his work at the SLO Brew location and is nationally recognized for his brewing skills. Their beer list includes Lager, Honey Blonde Ale, Pale Ale, Amber Ale, India Pale Ale, Wheat, Blueberry Ale, Double Blonde, Irish Stout, Oatmeal Stout, ESB and Hemp Ale. In case you are wondering why an uptown Santa Barbara brewco would name themselves "Downtown," it is because their flagship brewery is located in "downtown" San Luis Obispo.


Thursday, May 3, 2007

They Should Just Call It "Water": Here is a tip for those of you, who, like myself, enjoy caffeine-free diet colas. I used to think it was impossible to find a restaurant that serves caffeine-free Diet Coke on tap in Santa Barbara. Every place sells Sprite, lemonade, etc, but a caffeine-free diet coke? No chance. Starting this week, however, Baja Fresh - Goleta and Baja Fresh - Santa Barbara switched from Pepsi to Coke and now offer caffeine-free Diet Coke, on tap. I believe they are the only place in town that offers this.


Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Brewmaster Dinner: Amy McNelis, Chef of Zaffiro Restaurant in Goleta is teaming up with Brian Thompson, Brewmaster of Santa Barbara’s Telegraph Brewing Company for another special evening of fine Italian cuisine being paired with award-winning microbrews. The May 9 event at Zaffiro will be the third in a series of Brewmaster Dinners that have been sellouts for the Italian eatery located in the Camino Real Marketplace in Goleta. Brewmaster Dinners at Zaffiro are $34.95 per person, not including tax and gratuity. Seating is limited and advanced reservations are required by calling 805-968-6201.

Epiphany Opening New Wine Bar: Celebrating six years in business on June 12, Epiphany is now in the construction phase of opening a new wine bar in Montecito that is currently scheduled to debut this July. It will be called Sesto Senso wine and carpaccio bar. (www.sestosensoca.com) They will feature a large selection of wine by the glass (focus is local, California and some imports) and their carpaccio bar will feature carpaccio's, charcutterie, artisinal cheese, caviar, shellfish, light appetizers and then homemade chocolates for dessert.

Good Deed Of The Day: Last week Restaurant Nu provided meeting space and free delicious hors d'oeuvres for the Black & Blue Ball committee (I'm a member) which puts on an annual fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Whenever I see a restaurant go out of their way for charity, expect a nice plug here!

Happy Holidays: Last week SantaBarbara.com had our Christmas party, which we have each year at the Palace Grill. Christmas party in April? Let me explain. Last Christmas my holiday plans were thrown out the window when, starting December 12th, I ended up playing Santa Claus to kids who were dialing my phone number by mistake. Somehow the story ended up on national news. With the ensuing media circus and my phone ringing off the hook, I dropped everything for two weeks, including our Christmas party. Shari Falter, who wrote much of the content on SantaBarbara.com, happened to be in town last week so I gathered up my friends and finally threw our annual Christmas bash. The Palace Grill staff kindly played right along with it and owners Michael and Sandy DeRousse even came over and had a nice chat with us. Much to our surprise, they brought out an artwork made out of chocolate as our dessert, created by their talented in-house chocolate artist Sheryl. Below is a picture of this mocha-masterpiece, complete with chocolate Mission, sailboats & Stearns Wharf. I highly recommend the Palace Grill for all festive occasions.


Monday, April 30, 2007

Grand Re-Opening: The Bay Cafe reopens to the public on today. After closing last year, the restaurant has new ownership, new management and new energy to welcome Santa Barbara back! In addition to the restaurant, they are opening a wine bar inside the main building. Just outside the main building, in June, they are planning to open a new fresh fish market and gourmet store.

Ocean Views: Today I launch a new Ocean Views page that is designed to help tourists find a restaurant to dine at while enjoying great ocean views. For each restaurant listed on the page, I have included an aerial photo, an exterior photo and an interior/close-up shot. This new listing replaces the "By The Beach" page which has been retired.


Friday, April 27, 2007

The Cat Comes Home: Reader Jonathan alerted me to the arrival of The Hungry Cat, a new restaurant that just opened at 1134 Chapala St, which used to be the home of the now-closed L'ombretta. From looking at their web site, it appears they have another location in Hollywood and offer a lot of seafood options in the $15-$25 range. Welcome to Santa Barbara Hungry Cat!


Thursday, April 26, 2007

McBrophy's: I just found out that a rumor about Brophy's becoming a McDonald's has been spreading around town like wildfire. I am to blame for this one. On April 1st, I added an April Fools joke to this column, detailing how Brophy Bros. will be replaced by "McDonald's at the Harbor" that will have "the best view of any McDonald's in the country" and will be using "local catch for their filet-o-fish." Just below that fish story was an April Fools disclaimer, that apparently nobody read. D'Oh!!!


Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Extra! Extra!: Starting today, this column will also appear in print in the Santa Barbara Daily Sound, a daily newspaper that specializes in comprehensive local news. The column will appear every Tuesday. You can also read the Santa Barbara Daily Sound on the web at www.dailysoundonline.com

My Mi-steak: It turns out the information I received previously about Ruth's Chris Steakhouse coming to downtown Santa Barbara was incorrect. Ruth's Chris will be opening in La Cumbre Plaza. The eatery will be replacing the woman's clothing store "Express" - near the middle of La Cumbre Plaza. The official address will be 3815 State St. I called La Cumbre Plaza corporate headquarters and they said Ruth's Chris will be opening mid-November 2007.

Speaking Of La Cumbre Plaza: Another eatery coming soon to our friendly uptown shopping mall is Marmalade Cafe. This is an upscale dining chain that has quality food and a very rustic and home-like decor. It is replacing the now-closed Red Robin. I called La Cumbre Plaza corporate headquarters (and Marmalade Cafe corporate headquarters) and was told that it should open late October/early November 2007. The official address will be 3825 State St.

Low Down on Downtown: I spoke with the manager at the Downtown Brewing Company that will be opening soon at 3744 State St, which used to be the location of the Sandman Bar & Grill. They will be having a "soft" opening next week and an official opening during early May. The original March opening was held up because of typical red tape (inspections, license delays, etc). He said they have had 20-30 people per day stopping by, asking when they are opening. All the signs are indicating a pent up demand for a quality brewco on upper State St. The Downtown Brewing Company may be on to something BIG. In case you are wondering why an uptown brewco would name themselves "Downtown," it is because their flagship brewery is located in "downtown" San Luis Obispo.


Monday, April 23, 2007

Easy Come, Easy Go: Reader Emily tells me that Cuzcatlan Salvadorian Cuisine at 2911 De La Vina St, has closed its doors for good. In its place will be Jake’s Cottage Cuisine Café that is scheduled to open May 1st. I dropped by and had a nice conversation with Jake himself, who also is the new owner of the building. He told me that he used to own a couple of restaurants on the East coast and now is going to give Santa Barbara a try. The main focus of Jake’s will be serving breakfast, including omelets and quiche. The restaurant will be divided into 3 sections. The left side will be an express bar for pastries, donuts, croissants, bagels and take-out coffee. The right side will be the dining room where they will serve breakfast (followed by lunch) from 6:30am-3pm Tue-Sun. In the back will be a private room that the public can use for meetings.

Coming Soon: This is a follow-up to my February 12th blurb about The Melting Pot Restaurant coming to Santa Barbara. I called them today and they said that they are definitely coming to Santa Barbara in 2007 but do not yet have a location picked out.


Saturday, April 21, 2007

Helping Out: I went to a fundraiser last night for Unity Shoppe and noticed some local restaurants donating for the cause. Restaurant Nu, Blue Agave and Bougainvillea spent the entire evening dishing out freshly prepared (and donated) food to the guests. All seafood at the event was donated by the Harbor Meat & Seafood Company.


Friday, April 20, 2007

New In The Guide: Today I added the Plow & Angel to this restaurant guide, under "Californian" cuisine category. The Plow & Angel, closed for over two years for remodeling and reconstruction after a fire, is located at the San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito. I will swing by this weekend and take some photos.


Thursday, April 19, 2007

Return of Hibachi?: Observant reader Foodie Dan tells me that he has noticed two fictitious business name statements for a Hibachi restaurant at the address 415 Milpas St. This is the same address where a Hibachi restaurant used to be located and has since closed.


Saturday, April 14, 2007

Gone But Not Forgotten: The Italian & Greek Market at 636 State St closed today. Always at the top of their game, Italian & Greek Market leaves Santa Barbara a winner. They won the most votes in two categories of this guide's 2007 Santa Barbara Survey: Best Deli and Best Greek Restaurant. I will still send the owner, Johnny, his award poster. Speaking of Johnny, he emailed me a message today to be relayed to all of you:

John,

Johnny from the Italian and Greek deli. Please update your report that we did not sell our building, but leased it out to Verizon. Please thank everyone for us. Santa Barbara has truly blessed my family.

Thank you, Johnny

We Deliver: Yesterday I was out of the office all day. The weather was so nice, it was the perfect time to deliver the award posters for the first-annual Santa Barbara Survey. I drove to over 30 restaurants yesterday and still have a couple dozen deliveries to go. Here is a sneak peek at this year's poster:


Tuesday, April 10, 2007

New Owner: The Wine Cask Restaurant has been sold. I am told that the new owners will be bringing new energy and investment into the business and will expand the already-large wine selection.


Monday, April 9, 2007

Closing Soon: The Italian & Greek Market at 636 State St is closing in a few days on April 14. The family that has owned it for decades, has leased the building to a new tenant: a Verizon Super Store. The owners have already opened up Trattoria Vittoria on Victoria St, so their spirit and talent lives on!

Moving Soon: Mel's, a downtown bar since 1963, is moving. It has been at its current location for decades but the rent at its Paseo Nuevo Mall location was recently doubled. The sad part is that Mel's didn't ask to be part of the mall. It was comfortable at its De La Guerra St location when the powers that be decided to build Paseo Nuevo Mall around it. Rumor has it that it will be moving to the former location of Zeno Manue at 411 State St. There are two doors at that location. One door will lead to Lettuce Be Frank, the coming-soon reincarnation of the now closed DogHouse. The other door will take you to Mel's.

Remodeling: I spoke with a manager at 31 West, the restaurant located inside Hotel Andalucia on Carrillo St. They are planning a major remodel. There has been an ongoing problem with the current design because the hotel lobby seating area was merged with the restaurant, creating noise issues, among other things. The current lobby seating area will become part of the restaurant. They are planning on removing one of the large pillars between the restaurant and lobby and moving the bar there. Open archways between the current lobby seating area and the hotel entrance/staircase, will be filled in, further separating the restaurant from hotel.


Friday, April 6, 2007

Beefing Up Holdren's: The hugely popular Holdren's Steak & Seafood has opened their second restaurant, this time at 1714A Newbury Rd, in Thousand Oaks (805-498-1314). It is in the new development with the two new Marriot hotels. They opened last night with a soft opening for the regulars from SB and some friends of the restaurant. Everything went really well, I am told. It is the same menu as SB along with the wines and spirits. I am told it is a beautiful place complete with Captain's wine room and a replica of the bar in SB they had custom made. It has the same feel, food, and service as their SB location and they are officially opening to the community tonight.


Tuesday, April 3, 2007

BrewMaster Dinner: For two nights Zaffiro will have a special 4 course dinner paired with Telegraph beer. Telegraph BrewMaster Brian Thompson and Zaffiro Chef Amy McNelis will be presenting their creations. This is one event you do not want to miss! Dates: April 11, & May 9, 2007 --- both starting at 7:00 P.M. Each night will highlight different food and beer pairings. April 11 will also be the release of Telegraph's new Strong Ale. Space is limited and going fast and the first dinner sold out, so reserve today! Tickets must be purchased beforehand and are $34.95 plus tax and gratuity per person, all inclusive. Any questions, please call Zaffiro at 968.6201 and ask for any available manager.


Monday, April 2, 2007

10,000th Review: The total review count currently stands at about 9,200. Today I posted information about a prize to the person who writes the 10,000th review ($600 in dining gift certificates). Of interested on that page is some trivia about the restaurant guide, including:

  • Who wrote review #1? Shari Falter on November 19, 2001
  • Who wrote the most reviews?  John Dickson 90, LemonJelly 53, Hajir Sailors 40, JB 34, Chee 25
  • Who has emailed the most information tips to the restaurant guide? Steve Weixel
  • Who is the most photographed person in the guide?  Sarah Latta
  • Who was the first "Restaurant of the Month?" Beachbreak Cafe, October 2004
  • What was the first restaurant added to the guide? Moby Dick Restaurant, February 25, 1996
  • When did the restaurant guide first go online? March 4, 1996

Grand Opening: Introducing Greek House Cafe at 5 W. Haley St, which opened on March 19th. In addition to their cafe, Greek House Cafe offers "Greek To Go," "Take Home Greek" and imported Greek grocery items.


Friday, March 30, 2007

Closing Soon: Restaurant NU has announced that they are closing their doors on May 28th, 2007. The owner of the property at 1129 State St has decided to reconstruct it and asked all tenants to leave by the end of May. They were notified just a few days ago by their landlord and they are hoping to find a new location, but don't expect to be able to with such short notice.

Squash That Rumor: A rumor is going around that Piranha Restaurant & Sushi Bar on State Street will be closing. i am in that restaurant right now as I type this from my Treo 700. I asked the chef and the manager and they both said that the rumor is false and they are NOT closing. With that settled, I think I will order a Manzano roll.


Thursday, March 29, 2007

Opening Soon: The Bay Cafe is planning to re-open in mid-April. New owners and new management are doing great new things to this location. In addition to the restaurant, they are opening a wine bar inside the main building. Just outside the main building, in June, they are planning to open a new fresh fish market and gourmet store. They had a one-day pre-opening party recently, which is why the rumor was going around that they had re-opened. They will soon!

Opening Soon: The Greek House Cafe is opening soon at 5 W. Haley St, just west of State St. I stopped by yesterday and they were still painting the interior.

Opening Delayed: Reader Darryl tells me that the March 31st opening of the Downtown Brewing Company on upper State St is being delayed. Apparently there is a holdup on the liquor license.

Speaking Of Brewing Companies: Reader Steve Weixel tells me that he saw brewing tanks sitting outside the future home of Hollister Brewing Company in Camino Real Marketplace. The windows are still papered over so it is hard to gauge how far along things are.


Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Returned From The Sea: I have received word from two different readers that Bay Cafe is open once again. Their phone number has changed so I haven't been able to call and confirm. I'll swing by and take a look.


Monday, March 26, 2007
 
New Rating: No Rating
: Today I introduce two new rating options: and . During the Food Forum Friday face-to-face meeting with reviewers last week, I received several suggestions of ways to improve this restaurant guide. I have now implemented one of those suggestions. Starting today, there are two new restaurant rating options: Food: No Rating and Service: No Rating. It was suggested to me that at times, having a rating might not be relevant. For example, when you sit down at a restaurant forever and no one gets around to serving you, you might decide to leave. You could rate the service accordingly, and not rate the food, because you didn't have a chance to eat there. Another case might be a dining establishment that doesn't really have "service," such as a fast food restaurant. You could rate the food but not rate the service. Finally, you might have something important to say about a restaurant, while not wanting to rate the food or service at all.

Sale In Isla Vista: A tipster passed to me the news that Jerusalem Garden Cafe in Isla Vista is for sale. It is still open at this time. Now, if I had the will and the means to buy this place, I would open a 24-hour Spudnuts donut shop to compliment the 24-hour Freebirds World Burrito across the street. It would be a match made in heaven.

New In The Guide: I was working on this guide when I suddenly heard the music of Santa Barbara's famous mobile ice cream parlor, known to kids as simply "The Blue Truck". I grabbed my digital camera, dashed downstairs, ran across my backyard, scaled the back fence, crossed the street and ordered an ice cream cone with peanuts on the top. Before I knew it, 6 kids were pressed up against this rusty rover, going through the menu plastered on the side. Only one of them had any money, so SantaBarbara.com bought a round of desserts for the little ones!


Friday, March 23, 2007

Something's Brewing: Reader Darryl tells me that he spoke with Charlie, the owner/manager of the soon-to-be-open-on-upper-State-Street Downtown Brewing Company. Charlie said they are opening next Friday, March 30th, for friends & family. Grand public opening is Saturday, March 31st.

Grand Opening: Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf - State & Victoria has opened its doors today next door to the Granada Theater. The official opening is Monday, March 26th at 5:30am. At that time they will be having lots of giveaways. The first 200 customers on Monday receive coupons, mugs, half pound of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee or half pound of Kona coffee.

Food Forum Friday II: Santa Barbara Restaurant Guide reviewers are meeting again for lunch at Mad Dogs, today at noon. Come join us for the lunch hour to chat about the local restaurant scene!

Community Benefit: 11am-9pm next Tuesday. Ten percent of the cost of lunch or dinner at Aldo's Italian Restaurant will benefit Community Mediation programs, including City @ Peace. 805-963-6687

Amateur Chef Competition: April 25-29 at Santa Barbara Fair & Expo located at Earl Warren Showgrounds, 3400 Calle Real. Deadline to enter is April 4, entry form is at www.sbfairandexpo.com or stop by Earl Warren Showgrounds for an exhibitor handbook. Categories include appetizers, cheesecake, chili & cornbread, salsa and apple pie.

Splendid Squid: 2pm tomorrow (Saturday) at Santa Barbara Museum of Natural History, instructor Dr. Mandy Reid, author of the upcoming book "Silver Squid" will talk about recipes she has discovered from around the world. Learn about culinary traditions using squid, watch a cooking demonstration and sample squid dishes prepared by local chef Michael Hutchings and paired with local wines. $25 museum members, $35 nonmembers. Reservations required. 805-682-4711, ext 170


Thursday, March 22, 2007

New In The Guide: Today I added Gelateria Gioia in Montecito to the guide. This delightful dessert location is named after the manager's daughter Gioia who can be seen at the counter in the lower photograph on their page that I created today. Gelateria Gioia is owned by the same people who bring you two other Montecito favorites: Pane e Vino and Via Vai Trattoria & Pizzeria.


Tuesday, March 20, 2007

No Cheesecake Factory: I called the Cheesecake Factory and asked that they confirm the rumor I had heard, that they are coming to Santa Barbara. They told me to contact their exclusive real estate company. I did, and the real estate company said they are NOT coming to Santa Barbara. They said they have looked around Santa Barbara but have not found any suitable location.


Monday, March 19, 2007

Hot Dog Update: I have new information about the new hot dog place called Lettuce Be Frank that will be opening soon at 411 State Street. In addition to hot dogs, they will have the "best salad bar in town", hamburgers and fried chicken. And everything will be made from scratch, including spices. They will be open until 3am on the primary nightclub evenings. They are considering putting kiosks in the various downtown bars so people can order dogs to be delivered at the bar. The interior designer is the same person who designed the recently opened Milk & Honey. The owners of Lettuce Be Frank are the guys who started the now closed Dog House on Milpas St. They sold all rights to the Dog House and no longer have any association with it. The grand opening of Lettuce Be Frank is currently scheduled for mid-April, 2007.

Made For Television: Reader Barry tells me that during the Santa Barbara Film Festival, an episode of the Food Network's TV show called Dinner Impossible was filmed outside the Arlington Theater. Apparently the show's chef, Robert Irvine, was filmed running around town to various local markets trying to get everything he needed for the main event that evening. He even had to physically build an entire kitchen near the entrance to the Arlington. This episode will air on Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 10:30pm on the Food Network.


Friday, March 16, 2007

Google Maps: Thanks to a suggestion from reader Dave, I finally got around to adding a mapping feature to every restaurant listing in the guide. When you click on the new Map link in the guide, it takes you to Google Maps, with the page centered on a restaurant's address.

Food Forum Friday II: Our next scheduled Food Forum Friday is March 23rd, 2007 at noon (next week). FFF is a chance for SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide reviewers to get together in person, during the lunch hour, and discuss the local restaurant scene. The location will again be Mad Dogs on State Street. I will be there and already have confirmation from a few others.


Thursday, March 15, 2007

Jimmy's Oriental Visitor Center: Jimmy's Oriental Gardens restaurant, that closed last year, will be preserved and become part of the El Presidio de Santa Barbara State Historic Park. The Santa Barbara Trust for Historic Preservation purchased the property and are considering turning it into a interpretive center to showcase the history of Santa Barbara's long-gone Chinatown. They are even considering leasing part of it to a new restaurant owner.


Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Let Them Eat Cake: Reader Angela passed me a tip that The Cheesecake Factory might occupy the former location of the Acapulco Restaurant. This is just a rumor at this point. I'll keep you posted.

Burgers & Beer: The Hollister Brewing Company will soon be occupying the former location of Camino Real Cafe. Reader John Wardlaw tells me that, in addition to serving beer, they will also offer gourmet hamburgers.

Grand Re-Opening: The restaurant Quantum, which closed two years ago, is having a re-opening party tomorrow under the new name of Quantum Kitchen & Cocktails, at their same 201 W. Carrillo St location.


Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Dining By The Beach: I have created a new section about Waterfront Dining. I receive many requests for information about restaurants near the beach, so I created a page with aerial photos showing exactly where the restaurants are, relative to water's edge.


Monday, March 12, 2007

A Restaurant Location No More: Reader Steve Weixel informs me that the corner of La Cumbre Rd and State St, which once was a Koo Koo Roo and, more recently, a Sushi Teri, looks like it is becoming some sort of financial institution, complete with office chairs, desk & computers.

People Eat Sushi From A Market?: Reader Steve Weixel also informs me that the sushi counter at the Fairview Vons was closed by the health department last week. The woman he spoke to at Vons didn't know when, or if, it would be back.


Saturday, March 10, 2007

We Got The Scoop: Introducing Trattoria Vittoria, a new Italian restaurant downtown at 30 E. Victoria St. They occupy the former location of Pascuals Restaurant, which, I am sad to report, is now closed. Trattoria Vittoria has been open for dinner for a week, but have not put the official word out to the public yet. The owners are Giovanni Comini and his wife Sofia Gallina. Giovanni Comini was a proprieter of Pascual's so this is not an ownership change - it's a complete restaurant change and also includes live music. Sofia Gallina is owner of the Italian & Greek Deli downtown, so there is a lot of solid, local experience backing this hot new dinner delight.

Ready To Go: A few days ago I mentioned that the new Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf on State St might be ready in 6 to 8 weeks. It looks like my estimate was off by 6 to 8 weeks. I glanced in the window today, and, miraculously, remodeling was completed! They should be open soon.


Friday, March 9, 2007

Four New Categories: For the last 3 months, I have been calling each restaurant to find out what their hours are and whether or not they serve breakfast. After calling 661 restaurants, and spending 39 hours on the phone (I feel like a teenager again!), I finished the task this morning at 8:30am. Why would a person subject themselves to such torture? For you, my friend. With this new data in hand, I created four new categories that I launched this morning: Breakfast, Open Before 8am, Open After 10pm and Open 24 Hours. Keep in mind that restaurants change their hours and never tell me about it, so you might want to call them to confirm.


Thursday, March 8, 2007

Basics of Eggs Class: 10am-2pm this Sunday at Williams-Sonoma in La Cumbre Plaza. Egg selection & handling will be discussed, including cooking techniques such as omelets, poaching and frittata. Reservations taken up to a day before class. Free. 569-6913

Brewmaster Dinner Series: 7pm Wednesday at Zaffiro. Telegraph Brewing Co will present a four-course dinner, each paired with a different beer. Limited seating. Reservations required. $34.95


Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Sneak Peak: Reader Foodie Dan noted that the sign at the former Sandman Bar & Grill has been replaced with a sign promoting the Downtown Brewing Company. I took a sneak peak inside and they are almost ready for business. A man sweeping the floor inside said the owners had hoped to open by St. Patricks Day but doesn't think they will be ready in time.

Sneak Peak: Reader Jonathan let me know that the sign is up at Pattaya Thai Restaurant & Music Club in Old Town Goleta. I took a sneak peak through the window and, from what I can tell, they might be ready by the end of the month. They still have a bit of work to do on the place but their web site looks complete.

Sneak Peak: I was on State Street and took a sneak peak in the window at the future home of Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, which used to be occupied by the Santa Barbara Sandwich Company. Things are pretty torn up inside but it is taking shape. Normally I would say it might open in 3 months, but this location is part of a national chain, and probably has a significantly higher remodel budget. So I give it 6-8 weeks if they push it.

Name Change: Read Steve Weixel let me know that Maeda Sushi has been renamed East but the menus still say "Maeda". I took a new exterior photo and spoke with the manager. She said that it has the same owner but they are "trying a different concept." I heard a rumor it is supposed to be Thai - Japanese fusion.

DogHouse Re-Opening?: Reader Dave was passing by the DogHouse and saw a sign on the window that said, "The Doghouse will re-open in March, sorry for the inconvenience." Perhaps they are planning to revive the existing location?


Monday, March 5, 2007
 
Changes To The Guide: Today is the beginning of the 12th year of this restaurant guide. A few changes are taking place. The guide will no longer expand into Solvang and Buellton as originally planned. The extra workload required to maintain those regions isn't something I can take on at this point. And the further you get away from Santa Barbara, a restaurant becomes less relevant to a Santa Barbara restaurant guide. From this point forward, I'll limit the Santa Ynez Valley section of the guide to Los Olivos and Santa Ynez, with the exception of Ballard Inn and The Hitching Post. A few Solvang and Buellton locations were removed from the guide.
   Also, I decided to not include locations in the guide that don't have storefronts. Places with no storefronts can't be photographed, and this is a photo-centric restaurant guide. Because of this, a few non-storefront bakeries were removed. The only exception is the Catering category, which is reserved for sponsors.
   And finally, I am going to limit this column to restaurant news. It has been fun chatting about everything under the sun in the column, but it is eating up more of my time than planned and other parts of SantaBarbara.com are suffering because of it. Limiting it to news for the time being will mean this column might not be daily, unless the news tips roll in frequently.

100% Photo Coverage Finally Achieved!: All 661 restaurants, coffee shops, etc have photographs, inside and out. The photo project, started in early 2005, was finally completed last Saturday - just over 2 years after it began. Before 2005, there was not a single picture in the guide and no restaurant hours (hard to believe, but true).  The very first picture was taken on January 28th, 2005 while having lunch at the El Encanto on the Riviera. The last picture was taken March 3rd, 2007 at the
The Hitching Post in Buellton.  The total number of pictures taken, including restaurants that have since gone out of business, is 1470. I have now physically been to every location from Santa Ynez Valley to Carpinteria - perhaps a first for an individual in the modern history of Santa Barbara?

Santa Ynez Photos Added: The last set of photos, taken Saturday, were of the restaurants in the Santa Ynez Valley section of the guide (I don't go to the valley very often, so it took awhile). Restaurants with new pictures added include Ballard Inn Restaurant, Big Tom's Backyard BBQ, Grappolo Trattoria, Hitching Post, Los Olivos Grocery, Panino - Los Olivos, R Country Market, Santa Ynez Burrito, The Porch and Volare.

Winter Wine Down: The reason I was in Santa Ynez Valley to take all the above-mentioned photos is because I spent the day at Gainey Vineyard for a Muscular Dystrophy Association fundraiser called the Winter Wine Down, where I was asked to be a food judge for the culinary competition. Here is a picture of the judges in action (left to right: Philip O'Keefe head chef for Willows at the Chumash Casino, yours truly, and Michelle Mastrangelo owner of Epiphany Restaurant and Bar). It was a terrific event, very classy and there was a huge turn out. I highly recommend you attend next year!

New In The Guide: While I was in Santa Ynez Valley shooting pictures, I added a few new restaurants to the guide, including Corner House Coffee (Los Olivos) and  Volare Deli & Longhorn Coffee Shop (Santa Ynez). Tips: Longhorn Coffee Shop has been serving breakfast & lunch since 1963 and is open at 4:30am. Corner House Coffee also serves smoothies and McConnell's ice cream.


Friday, March 2, 2007

Restaurant Re-opening: Quantum, closed to the public for 2 years after it transformed into a private dining room, re-opens March 12 as a public restaurant again. They will be open for lunch Mon-Fri and dinner Thu-Sat.

New Name: At the beginning of February 2007, Italian restaurant Paoli's changed its name to Bougainvillea. It has the same owner and still serves Italian food.

Great Vegetarian Pizzas: I am hearing from many people about how great a place Pizza Guru is for vegetarians and vegans. They even offer soy cheese. Check 'em out!

500th Phone Call: As some of you know, since January 1st, I have been calling all 650+ restaurants in the guide to update the hours (when they open and close each day). Yesterday I made the 500th phone call. This is the first data cleanup I have done in a decade. Many restaurants had no hours listed in the guide so there will be lots of new information when I'm done.  The main reason I am doing this is so I can launch new categories that show which restaurants are open late, which are open early, and who serves breakfast. The award for most descriptive hours goes to El Encanto Dining Room (which is closed for renovation). Here's their schedule: "Monday-Saturday Breakfast 7:30am-10:30am & Lunch 11:30am-2:30pm & Dinner 6pm-9:30pm, Sunday Breakfast 7:30am-11am & Brunch 11am-2:30pm & Dinner 6pm-9:30pm". By contrast, Carrows hours are: "Mon-Sun 24 hours"


Thursday, March 1, 2007

Restaurant of the Month: Congratulations to Panino - Goleta, you're Restaurant of the Month! Having recently opened to the public and offering that killer #10 sandwich (read my Feb 12th column), Panino is more than deserving of the recognition. FYI, I came back recently and tried the #10 again and it was just as good as the first time!

A Birthday Gift To You: Le Bon Cafe has been added to the list of restaurants offering discounts in honor of this restaurant guide's 11 birthday. This Sunday, March 4th, if you buy any entrée at Le Bon Cafe, get the second entrée at half price. That's a killer deal. Other restaurants offering discounts include Zaffiro, Left at Albuquerque, Spiritland Bistro and Chad's. Chad's is not open Sunday so they are offering their great discount on Monday, March 5th.

I'll Be The Judge Of That
: I've been invited to be one of three judges at the Winter Wine Down Culinary Competition that will be held 1pm-4pm this Saturday at Gainey Vineyard, 3950 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez. Local restaurants will compete in five categories and wineries will provide tastings. Music by Rick Reeves, Blue and Crosby Loggins. Proceeds benefit the Mid-State Chapter of the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Tickets $125 VIP, $75 general in advance or $85 at the door. Info: 805-563-0456

New in the Guide: Completing my scouring of Goleta's Magnolia Shopping Center for restaurant guide material, I have now added Lassen's Health Food to the Markets category.


Wednesday, February 28, 2007

New Look to the Guide: I added thumbnail images to the category lists yesterday. This was the first major change to the look of those pages in 6 years. I could use some feedback from you about it. The pages are now longer, which means more scrolling, and they are slower to load because of the images. But they also add color to the page and give you a glimpse at what's inside before you click. Waddayathink? It won't hurt my feelings if you tell me it sucks.

Restaurant Rumors: The current word is that Ruth's Chris Steak House, mentioned in an earlier column here, is going into the Limited Express space, next to Macy's on State Street, downtown.

New in the Guide: I pulled into Magnolia Shopping Center the other day, and, much to my surprise, I spotted a deli way in the back! Subway - Magnolia Center has now been added to the guide. With so many eyes and ears out there sending me tips, I am amazed I was the first one to spot it!

East Meets West: I discovered that New York Magazine recently did a story on Santa Barbara, and, as part of the article, they highlighted five area restaurants. Here is a lengthy quote:

"In this sandal-wearing town, Sevilla’s orange- and gold-hued interior counts as opulent. Despite a boxy stucco exterior, the Spanish restaurant’s urban attitude comes through in its inventive tapas (the tuna seviche with passion fruit and avocado is especially good) and its darkly intimate, and very busy, bar.

You can’t make a reservation at the popular Arigato Sushi, but the unexpected—and surprisingly delicious—combinations make it worth the wait. Don’t expect leisurely service; this place likes to turn tables fast.

Ask for a table on the patio at Elements, so you can gaze on Santa Barbara’s lovely 1929 Spanish-Moorish courthouse, right across the street. The panko-crusted halibut is perfect for a diet-conscious spa weekend, and the list of Sideways-caliber local wines is long.

The vegetarian-friendly SpiritLand Bistro specializes in organic global fare, with a tangy Thai coconut yellow curry sharing the bill with Italian vegetable risotto.

New on the scene is the crowd-drawing Fresco at the Beach, which replaced a much pricier restaurant in the Santa Barbara Inn. The grilled prawns with Tuscan beans served over warm arugula is spa-healthy dining at its finest. Prices are good, the view even better: It’s one of the only restaurants in town directly overlooking the ocean." - New York Magazine


Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Big Yellow House returns: As reported by Coastal View News, the property formerly known as the Big Yellow House will be reopening as the Yellow Rose on September 1st, 2007 in Summerland. The restaurant, a dinner house, will be operated by the Rosenson family who also own The Sky Room in Long Beach. The Yellow Rose will offer the same kind of fine dining as The Sky Room and will be open for dinner nightly with lunch served Thursday through Sunday. The cuisine will be "American Continental" and the decor "American Traditional" with live music and dancing.

Dessert Discovery of the Day: If you are looking for amazing gelato or sorbet, rivaling anything found in Italy, head on over to Montecito and visit Here's The Scoop, which I added to the restaurant guide today. It is all the rage in Montecito right now - for good reason. The Scoop is run by Bob & Ellie Patterson and they make everything fresh. The Scoop has raised the bar for quality and taste so high, they really stand alone in the dessert category. In the 20 minutes or so that I was there, one customer after another would arrive and be astonished at what they found (and tasted). So was I. Their most popular gelato flavor is Peanut Butter w/Reeses. For those of you who don't know (like I didn't) gelato is not the same thing as typical ice cream. It is more dense (less air mixed in), has less fat (fat increases aftertaste) and simply tastes better. Many of their sorbets are made from fresh fruit, purchased at the Montecito farmers market and include flavors you may have never tried. Did you know there is a fruit that is a cross between an orange and grapefruit? Well there is, and they make fresh sorbet with it. One local farmer grows a unique extra-tasty strawberry that is the foundation for a special flavor of sorbet that has started a local following. The Scoop is very much part of the Montecito community and serves their gelato and sorbet to all the local elementary schools. They even have a wall inside their shop displaying artwork by local children. The Scoop has a gelato cart (complete with umbrella and six flavors) that you can rent for weddings, fundraisers, etc. I also learned that Here's the Scoop is the supplier of gelato for Northstar Coffee on State St. Every now and then, I find a hidden gem in Santa Barbara. This place is one of them.

Just Sugar: Speaking of all things sweet, Food Forum reader John Wardlaw has started a new web site called Just Sugar. It contains information about how Coca-Cola and other soft drink companies switched from sugar to corn syrup in the mid-1980's, dramatically altering the taste of their products for generations to come. He tells how you can still locate REAL Coca-Cola and other products that use sugar. Sugar products don't have the strong aftertaste that corn syrup does. Just Sugar is currently a small web site but it is growing as John continues his research.



Friday, February 23, 2007

Oscar @ Madison's: They may appear to be an Odd Couple, but Oscar & Madison's Grill & Tavern are getting together this Sunday night for a party. At the same time pre-Academy Awards festivities begin, so do the events at Madison's. This first-annual Academy Awards party is a formal attire affair and you can watch the Oscars on dozens of TV screens inside.

Music to my Ears: Zaffiro has announced that they are bringing back live music. Every Thursday night they have a solo or duo classical guitarist that walks around the restaurant and plays tableside. Fridays or Saturdays they will have live Jazz in their lounge as well. I will give you more information when their calendar is completely set. FYI, they just launched their web site: ZaffiroRestaurant.com

New in the Guide: My recent Carpinteria rendezvous is now complete with the addition of Rainbow Ice Cream & Yogurt Parlor to the restaurant guide today. They are now members of the new Desserts category.

The Name Game: This is the fourth column in a series about restaurants in far away cities that have been given names that you will find very familiar. Should you decide to hire catering services for your event, you probably don't want to call Santa Barbara Catering Company. I am sure there is nothing wrong with their food, and their service is probably terrific. There's just one problem: they are located in Tempe, Arizona. You can even find them on the web at SantaBarbaraCatering.com. To add to the confusion, their web site uses the acronym "SBCC" which, of course, is a well known acronym for our local college. To top it all off: if you search for "Santa Barbara Catering" in Google, they're listed #1.


Thursday, February 22, 2007

New in the Guide: Last weekend I visited my friend Preston in Carpinteria and I used that opportunity to gather up a few restaurants that had thus far eluded me. This time I successfully tracked down the Worker Bee Cafe on Linden Ave in Carpinteria and added them to the guide. The Worker Bee Cafe is owned and operated by Oscar & Jamie Beaulieu. They serve breakfast and lunch.

Cell Phone Pictures of the Day: I had lunch with a friend the other day at Fresco!, and, of course, ordered the Crackwich Award-winning Hot Mushroom Combo sandwich. This time I ordered the beef stew instead of my usual mixed green salad. While I was there, I took pictures of the outside, the patio, the order line and the dining room.

The Name Game: This is the third in a series about restaurants in far away cities that have been given names that you will find very familiar. If you want to go to the Montecito Restaurant & Bar, you won't locate it on Coast Village Road. It's not in the upper Montecito village area either. You instead need to fly to Denver, Colorado to enjoy this little taste of home. Their web site is MontecitoRestaurant.com. I found the following blurb about them: "Named for a small village on the central coast of California, this whimsical bistro features eclectic foodstuffs culled from California, Italy and France. The intimate dining room--flanked by cinnamon-hued parasols illuminated with tiny white lights--mimics the sophisticated and playful menu. Upscale guests dine on Chef Adam Mali's grilled Vermont cheddar and Macintosh apple sandwiches, Tuscan minestrone soup or Colorado lamb Bolognese. The well-chosen wine list proffers about 10 by-the-glass pours."


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Restaurant Rumors: Well, the rumor I heard yesterday was completely full of it. Well... not completely. Partially. It turns out that a restaurant named Marmalade Cafe is moving into the space previously occupied by Red Robin at La Cumbre Plaza. Marmalade Cafe has locations in Santa Monica, Malibu, Sherman Oaks, Westlake Village and Calabasas. Visit their web site for details. Ruth's Chris Steak House is definitely coming to town but where will they be going? Reader Foodie Dan thinks they may go in the spot previously occupied by Acapulco Restaurant. There I go again - spreading unsubstantiated rumors!

New in the Guide: As mentioned in a previous column, a fancy Italian restaurant named Giannfranco's Trattoria opened in Carpinteria recently and I have now added them to the guide. They are not the only Italian restaurant in town but the first with that white-table-cloth-high-end-not-a-pizza-place feel. So how did they come up with the name of their restaurant? Hint: the principles are named Giovanni, Anne and Frank. Feeling hungry for good Italian food? They are located at 666 Linden Ave and serve lunch & dinner.  You'll have a hell of a good time.

The Name Game: This is the second in a series about restaurants in far away cities that have been given names that you will find very familiar. If you are ever studying for a law degree at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, be sure to stop by Santa Barbara Cafe. Here's a map, in case you have trouble finding it. I located the following description: "Decorated in green, white, and pink tones, this small Santa Barbara dining room offers a cheerful escape from its bustling surroundings. Students and professionals enjoy calorie-conscious fare like smoked turkey, humus sandwiches, and various chicken and pasta salads." So, from what I can tell, we stereotype them as a bunch of lawyers, and they stereotype us as the pastel, cheerful, calorie-conscious type. I think we're both correct!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Restaurant Rumors: I've heard a rumor that an upscale dining venue may be coming to La Cumbre Plaza, in the location formerly occupied by Red Robin. The restaurant is named Ruth's Chris Steak House. Their web site contains the following description: "From the U.S. Prime steaks, broiled to perfection at 1800 degrees, to the expertly executed seafood, New Orleans-inspired appetizers, unforgettable desserts and award winning wine list, this is a steakhouse to which others aspire."

New in the Guide: The last of a series of restaurants referred to me by reader Christine, I added a little place in Los Olivos named R Country Store. I am told this is a great little deli with tri tip sandwiches and cool drinks. Christine says it is a very local place for great deli sandwiches, and hand scooped ice cream from McConnell's.

The Name Game: This is the first in a series about restaurants in far away cities that have been given names that you will find very familiar. Last summer, I was visiting my childhood friend who had moved from Santa Barbara to Friendswood, Texas, a small city 30 minutes south of Houston. One hot, humid, summer day, while we were driving with the windows rolled-up and the air conditioning blasting, I noticed a large sign that caused me to do a double-take.  The sign said Santa Barbara Italian Cafe. My first thought was "Hey! You're sponging my city's name!" I then realized how cool it was to be in the middle of nowhere (no offense Friendswood) and finding a restaurant that was promoting your home town. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to stop in to see if they actually dressed up the interior with stucco walls and red tiles, but I did manage to find their web site. I plan to return to Friendswood, Texas again this summer and will stop in and take a picture.

You Gotta Start Somewhere: Speaking of my friend in Texas, I thought that Herb Peterson (the owner of all locals McDonald's and the inventor of the Egg McMuffin) might be interested in knowing what became of one of his former employees. My Lone Star State pal got his first job at McDonald's - State St (at the time it was located a few doors down where Chef Karim's currently resides). He later attended UCSB then Stanford, where he graduated with a degree in biochemistry. He went on to get his MD & PhD and is currently a doctor working in an ER. He has a family of 5 and owns a mansion, complete with swimming pool and outdoor kitchen. Now I wish I had worked at McDonald's!

Monday, February 19, 2007

New in the Guide: I discovered a great little ice cream shop tucked far away in a corner in the Fairview Shopping Center. It is just to the right of OSH, down a small alley of stores. This little dessert haven is named Carvel. Carvel is a big name on the east coast (their equivalent of Baskin Robbins) but is relatively unknown out west. It is the nation's first retail ice cream franchise, founded in 1934 by Tom Carvel and is credited with creating the "soft-serve" ice cream (you know, those swirly cone ice cream dispensers we see everywhere). I spoke with owner Rajni and he said that their "Wednesday is Sundae" special is very popular (buy one classic sundae on a Wednesday, receive a second one free). Rajni told me that the really big draw of Carvel is his ice cream cakes because they are made fresh (and are pure ice cream - no sponge cake). Most places sell ice cream cakes that have been frozen for months. His store sells fresh ice cream cakes that are never more than a week old. He makes them as he needs them. The Carvel-brand ice cream cakes you might find in the supermarkets are shipped from out of town and are not fresh-made like his. You need to go to the Fairview store to get the good stuff.

Cell Phone Pictures of the Day: I stopped by La Super Rica on Friday night for dinner. As always, there was a line but I was able to get a plate of their tasty chicken alambre (the #8) that consists of chicken, onions, green bell peppers and a tortilla made fresh right there. I took pictures of the kitchen (making their famous fresh tortillas), the dining area, and, of course, the line.

New Restaurant Owner Control Panel: The owners of Restaurant NU contacted me and have requested a free control panel account. This means you will be able to read more information about them and see responses to reviews. Welcome aboard Restaurant NU!

Secret Sauce: About six years ago, I was having lunch at Cajun Kitchen - Goleta (at that time they were located near the airport) when a friend told me about his favorite dip for french fries. He said he likes to put a little bit of ketchup on his plate and pour Tabasco sauce on it. I thought that was kind of odd but was willing to give it a try. To my total surprise, the taste was absolutely amazing. Don't go over board with the Tabasco, just drizzle a little bit on top of a small pile of ketchup. Ever since that fateful day, I have used ketchup & Tabasco for almost every type of potato dish that comes my way. Most frequently the destination is french fries and hash browns, but the secret sauce is now starting to make its way on to the burger too. Where will it end? Give it a try.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Chocoholics Anonymous: The 20th annual Chocoholics Festival is happening tomorrow 11am to 2pm in Lompoc. Location is Grange Hall, 435 N. G Street. Walk down "Chocolate Street" and sample hand-made chocolates! $7 donations benefits a local scholarship fund. 805-736-8083

Carpintrattoria: Reader Jonathon Schuhrke tells me a new restaurant named Giannfranco's Trattoria has opened in Carpinteria in the former location of the Deli House, at 666 Linden Ave. He says it's been open a couple weeks now and anytime he goes by at lunch, the place is packed. Time for me to put new batteries in my digital camera and head south to check it out!

Friday Night Wine Tasting: I have heard from many people how cool the Friday night wine tastings are at East Beach Wine, 201 S. Milpas St. Tastings are 4-7pm and tonight is the "7th Annual Anniversary Tasting" Special guests include Blair Fox Cellars, Carhatt Vineyard and Ampelos Cellars. $8 at the door, no arrivals after 6:45pm. From what I am told, it is also a cool place to socialize. For that matter, the entire city of Santa Barbara is a cool place to socialize.

As If You Care: I created a web page about my Santa Claus escapade that occurred last December. It has online videos of most of the national interviews I did, including CNN, Fox News and MSNBC. Believe it or not, I am STILL getting phone calls from kids, even as of mid-February!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Valentines
Tuesday, February 13, 2007


New Restaurant Owner Control Panel: The owners of Savoy Truffles contacted me and have requested a free control panel account. This means you will be able to read more information about them and see responses to reviews. Welcome aboard Savoy Truffles!

Breakfast in America: Reader Jenss Chang tells me he passed by Dish Cafe the other day, and they had a banner up that said that they were now serving breakfast. They are now open at 8am instead of 11:30am.

Reader Pictures: Starting today, readers who submit news to the Food Forum can also have their photo included with the story. Readers Steve Weixel, LemonJelly and John Wardlaw were the first on board!

New in the Guide: Reader Christine Cunningham submitted two restaurants from Solvang that are now in the guide. Today I added Chef's Touch and Mandarin Touch.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Restaurant Rumors: Reader Anita Blakemore passed word on to me that the web site for The Melting Pot, a fondue restaurant with franchises nationwide, now lists Santa Barbara as "Coming Soon" and even have a page on their web site setup for Santa Barbara. So where do we, the diners of the South Coast, think they will be located? Anita at first thought they might move into the old Sushi Teri location at State & La Cumbre - but now thinks it is too small. Her best guess is the former home of Acapulco Restaurant in La Arcada in downtown Santa Barbara. Keep in mind that we are just speculating here. I'll give you the cold hard facts moments after they hit my inbox...

"Most Number of Sauces On Your Table" Award: This prestigious honor goes to none other than Cajun Kitchen - Goleta with a total of 9 sauces (mostly hot) on my table when I was seated for lunch yesterday. Lest you not believe me, see a picture I took with my Treo 700wx cell phone of this amazing sight. From left to right I had Apple Butter, fresh salsa, Tabasco Red Pepper Sauce, Cholula Hot Sauce, Tony Chachere's Louisiana Pepper Sauce, Cajun Powder Garlic Sauce, Tabasco Green Pepper Sauce, Tapatio Salsa Picante Hot Sauce and last but not least, an ever-dependable bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. In case you are dying to know, I used the Apple Butter (for my bread), red Tabasco and Ketchup.

New in the Guide: Reader Steve Weixel was the first to inform me of the opening of Panino - Goleta. No more than five minutes after Steve's email, I received Food Forum feedback with an official announcement of Panino's opening in Goleta from Carter Benson, Chief Operating Officer of Panino, Inc. Congratulations Panino for opening your fifth location!

Excellent Meal of the Day: [Crackwich Alert] Speaking of Panino - Goleta, I drove over to their new restaurant to take pictures and spoke with manager Stephen Hoke for awhile. I asked him what was the most popular item on the menu, and, without hesitation, he told me it was The Number Ten. The #10 is a grilled chicken sandwich with provolone. It includes sun-dried tomatoes, fresh basil and honey mustard. He said the sandwich is best when served with focaccia bread. He made a point to emphasize the importance of choosing that particular bread. Having just had lunch elsewhere, I decided to order the #10 to go and have it for dinner later that evening. Fast forward 15 minutes and I am sitting in my car in a parking lot in downtown Santa Barbara. Before I go off to a business meeting, I decide to try just a nibble of the #10 so I don't have to wait until dinner to see what the excitement over this sandwich is all about. One bite and my plans for saving this sandwich for dinner were doomed. Rather than go immediately to my appointment as planned, I decided to instead stay in my car and devour this delicious beast. To hell with saving it for dinner. This sandwich receives our coveted Crackwich award for it's lethally addicting qualities! Tell 'em SantaBarbara.com sent you.


Thursday, February 8, 2007

New in the Guide: Reader Christine Cunningham sent me a list of restaurants from Santa Ynez Valley that I will add to the guide. Today I added two locations from her list, both from the city of Santa Ynez. Santa Ynez Burrito on Edison St is located inside Rio Markets. Apparently they serve organic Mexican food which is awesome. Also added was Volare, an Italian restaurant also on Edison St. When I refer to these restaurants as being in Santa Ynez, I don't mean just anywhere in the Santa Ynez Valley. These are actually in the city of Santa Ynez near the Chumash Casino.

Starbucks Redux: Continuing my February 1st story about Starbucks serving breakfast, reader Steve Weixel informs me that the Starbucks - Fairview does NOT have the new breakfast sandwiches, but he has had visual confirmation at Camino Real, 5-Points, La Cumbre Plaza, and Victoria.

The Mexican Food Diet: I lost nearly 20 pounds last year. How did I do it? For breakfast each day I had a protein shake made from Trader Joe's vanilla-flavored soy protein powder. I put cold water in a blender, two scoops of protein powder and 2 packets of Splenda artificial sweetener. For lunch I ate at Baja Fresh almost every day (the staff and I are now on a first-name basis). I ordered two original-style Baja tacos, mild salsa and a diet caffeine-free Pepsi. The tacos come with chips which I also consumed, but I did not have a side of rice & beans. For dinner I had two Lean Cuisine frozen meals except on Tuesday nights when I would have dinner at New Baja Grill instead (that's their 2-for-1 taco night). I ordered (you guessed it) two chicken tacos. If I was downtown during lunch or dinner time I would usually eat at Chipotle. I ordered three soft chicken tacos (because they give less meat in their tacos) with the corn-salsa topping.  In the beginning of the diet, it takes a while to adjust to consuming much less food than I used to. This meant I would feel hungry. In the early days I would have a Zone bar in the afternoon until my hungry stage passed (after a week or two) and I was used to eating less. I still occasionally have a protein shake in the afternoon if I am hungry. Going for a run for 30 minutes, four times a week, was the final piece of the puzzle (along with push-ups and sit-ups). Be sure to weigh yourself every day and be extremely conscious of what you eat every day. I mostly cut out desserts, because having one would make me crave sugar for days. I still have them on occasion. One final note: keep in mind that weight loss occurs at different speeds. In the beginning I would lose a pound a week, then it changed to a pound a month with the exact same eating habits. Nature can be cruel!

Back in Business: Reader John Wardlaw tells me that Kahuna Grill has reopened, having successfully recovered from a fire that started in the kitchen during the night a week ago. The fire started in a refrigerator or all places, and the automatic sprinkler system saved the day. Unfortunately the water did a number on all of Dale's cool surfing paraphernalia.

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Caffeine Headache: Reader Steve Weixel informs me that he was talking with the barista at Fairview Starbucks the other day and was told that Fairview Starbucks would be closing for some time so that it can be gutted and remodeled. No need to panic however; there is another Starbucks just 50 feet away, inside Vons Market.

New in the Guide
: Reader Christine Cunningham sent me a list of restaurants from Santa Ynez Valley that I will add to the guide. Today I added three locations from her list, all from Buellton. First onboard is a Japanese restaurant named A-RU. She says that this is the best sushi around and that the owner Gina is notorious for her standards. I also added a Mexican restaurant named Taco Roco that Christine says has the best carnitas and is her favorite place in SB County to have a fish taco. Taco Roco has another location in Solvang. Finally, I added a bakery/deli named PattiBakes. Christine says this is a gem of a place in a hidden corner of a nondescript mall - great bakery items & cupcakes, great lunches including paninis, soups & sandwiches.

I'm Going to Start Camping Outside: Reader Steve Weixel rode by the future home of Panino Goleta last night and the door was open while they were working and he had a peek inside. He said it looked like they were almost done. I wouldn't be surprised if they open very soon.

Sign of the Times: In Old Town Goleta, at the former location of Alex's Cantina (next to Natural Cafe), reader Steve Weixel spotted a new sign up for "Pattaya Bar & Grill" and said that the building has a fresh coat of paint. Last summer I heard rumors that a Thai restaurant was going to open at this location but then nothing ever seemed to materialize. It sounds like things are back on track. This will be a welcome addition to Goleta and I look forward to trying them out!

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not: Well, here we go once again, rapidly approaching Valentines Day. And you might be thinking to yourself "where should I take my honey bunny on the 14th?" My official recommendation is not located on State Street. It's not even downtown for that matter. And you won't find it in Goleta. You see, on February 14th, the price of Valentines Day dinners all over the city tend to be jacked-up through the roof and frequently you are limited to a special "Valentines Day menu" that might be something you wouldn't normally order. I highly recommend you take your lovey-dovey, schmoopie-doopie or future-ex out to a spectacular dinner on February 13th. Or, better yet, on Valentines Day, you should stay home and cook her a romantic meal yourself (Chinese take-out not allowed). Setup a romantic dinner table with two long candles, your best dinnerware, cloth napkins and Andrea Bocelli on your stereo. For dessert, bring out two scoops of her favorite ice cream with a side of fresh strawberries. Finish off the evening by cuddling up to the movie Love Actually.

Down From the Heavens: Last night the Plow & Angel restaurant, located at Ty Warner's San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, finally re-opened for business. Enjoy a cozy ambiance complete with fireplace and live music on weekends. They serve until 10PM but currently have no reservations.

Monday, February 5, 2007

Today on the Radio: Today from 2pm-3pm the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide is featured on radio AM 1290.  I'll be a guest for the full hour on the Business & Technology Show. For the first part of the show I'll be talking about SantaBarbara.com and this restaurant guide. To give the restaurant owner perspective, they have invited Chad Stevens, owner of Chad's Restaurant and Sambos to talk about the restaurant guide's impact on his businesses and the community. The second half of the show I'll be talking about how I became the "Accidental Santa Claus" last Christmas, a story that made nationwide news. See my January 4th column (below) for details and pictures of that peculiar event! The show will be rebroadcast at 10pm tonight and at 2pm on Sunday, February 11th and will be archived on business-and-technology.com for listening anytime.

Food Forum Fest: Last Wednesday I had lunch with reviewer LemonJelly to discuss the restaurant scene in Santa Barbara. I had never met a restaurant reviewer face-to-face before. We had lunch at Mad Dogs on State Street and Eric Hamor, owner of Mad Dogs, joined in the discussion. It was so much fun, I thought I would give the gathering an official name: Food Forum Fest. We'll meet again later this month and this time it is open to everyone (except my 11th grade math teacher). We will meet for one hour at Mad Dogs and discuss anything and everything food-related in Santa Barbara. I'll give you details in this column when the next Food Forum Fest takes place.

Excellent Meal of the Day: Speaking of Chad's Restaurant, you must try the Chad's Sampler Platter. A meal this good is even worth a drive from L.A. to Santa Barbara just to check it out. This platter is a three course tour of Chad's specialties. Start with Caesar salads followed by full entrees of Blackened Filet, Caramelized Halibut and Chicken Tchoupitoulas. Finish the experience with their delicious Chocolate Jack Daniel's Soufflé. I discovered this meal the first time I visited Chad's years ago and it sent me into taste bud euphoria. If I remember correctly, the Chad's Sampler Platter is a dinner for two, not just one person.
Tell 'em SantaBarbara.com sent you.

Friday, February 2, 2007

Something's Brewing on State: Reader Foodie Dan tells me that he just noticed a fictitious business statement for the "Downtown Brewing Co." to open at the address of the current Sandman Bar and Grill. Will the Santa Barbara Brewing Company soon have some new competition?

Speaking of Brew: The Camino Real Cafe at Camino Real Marketplace is long gone and will soon be replaced by the Hollister Brewing Company.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Would You Like Room for Ketchup?: Reader Steve Weixel tells me that he went to the Starbucks - Camino Real Marketplace yesterday and noticed they started selling breakfast sandwiches. There are 5 varieties and they can heat them up for you. According to the barista, they just started the previous day (1/30) and are available at all Starbucks locations in town.

Lettuce Try Again: A tipster informed me that the DogHouse, recently closed on Milpas St, will reopen on State Street in the former location of Zeno Manue which unfortunately closed recently. This new doggy delight will be named Lettuce Be Frank and will sell salads and hot dogs.

New Turkish Market: Reader Caroline tells me that a new Turkish market named Mediterra has opened next to Sizzler in Goleta. Apparently they are a market and deli. I'll go check it out and report back to you ASAP!

Restaurant of the Month: Congratulations to Milk & Honey - you're Restaurant of the Month! Milk & Honey offers a Tapas bar and is brought to you by the same people who operate Alcazar on the Mesa.

Monday, January 29, 2007

SantaBarbara.com Survey 2007: I conducted an online survey during last November & December to determine the most popular restaurants in the Santa Barbara area. The number of responses to the poll far exceeded my expectations and it took me 28 days to tabulate the results. Next year I will come up with a more efficient system to get the results out much more quickly. Here they are folks - the results of your votes - the Best Restaurants of Santa Barbara. These results will be on display all year. Congratulations to the winners!

Tunes and 'Tainment: Bricks Cafe now has entertainment 7 days a week. From live Bossa Nova / Brazilian Jazz with Teka and Alberto Negroni to Stand Up Comedy. Check them out!

That's Greek To Me: In my January 18, 2006 Food Forum column I told you that the Santa Barbara News-Press reported that the Italian & Greek Market is closing. Now I am not so sure if McCaw & Company are correct. Reader Hajir Sailors sent me this message yesterday: "I just wanted to tell you that when I stopped by at the Italian and Greek Market earlier today I asked them if they were really closing...they said they weren't and somehow the rumor was getting around."

New Restaurant Owner Control Panel: The owners of Sweet Alley contacted me and have requested a free control panel account. This means you will be able to read more information about them and see responses to reviews. Welcome aboard Sweet Alley!

Friday, January 26, 2007

A Fire at Kahuna: Reader John Wardlaw tells me there has been a fire at Kahuna Grill in Camino Real Marketplace. There was $20,000 worth of damage and the fire apparently started in the ceiling. They are closed until further notice. My best wishes to Dale and the whole crew at Kahuna. Like so many others, I eat there a lot. I hope you reopen quickly!

New in the Guide
: Finding myself on Milpas St, I dropped into Scolari's, took pictures, gathered info and added them to this restaurant guide. They were added to three categories: Markets, Bakeries and Deli.

Cooking with ClassSpiritland Bistro writes: "Chef Joel Koch from Spiritland Bistro is announcing cooking classes that are scheduled every other Tuesday at 6:00-8:30 P.M. from January 23rd, 2007- June 2007. Go to the website at spiritlandbistro.com or call 805-884-8710 to learn more specific information on the cultures, styles and techniques that Chef Joel will be demonstrating. The classes are fun, entertaining, and educational and the class includes a full three course meal. Come join us but class size is limited and pre-registration is required."

Santa Barbara's Most Wanted: Agent Steve Weixel took over command of the Smoothie Task Force and rounded up a huge batch of hideouts, including Northstar Coffee, Goleta Coffee, Daily Grind, Cafe Luna, Java Station, Garden Market, Pierre Lafond - Montecito, Natural Cafe (all locations), Dish Cafe, Le Bon Cafe, Sojourner & Lazy Acres. Here is a picture from one of Steve's many bicycle trips around town in search of smoothie nirvana.

Wine, Women and Song: Reader Duncan Westley puts out this urgent request to all Food Forum Fans: "I'm trying to find a bottle of the 2001 Au Bon Climat Chardonnay Harmony Chardonnay, with no luck. It's my girlfriend's favorite wine, and it's our three year anniversary coming up."

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Dog Zombie: It appears DogHouse has pushed aside its tombstone and risen from the dead. DogHouse has been spotted leaving the pet cemetery, eyes glazed, paws sticking straight out, slowly marching towards State St. The Santa Barbara News-Press reports that DogHouse has indeed closed, but now have plans to open on State St, as soon as they find a place. They plan to stay open until 3am at the State St location. Is a dog fight coming soon between DogHouse and Mad Dogs to see who is leader of the pack?

Memory Lane: Traveling to my old homestead, I recently stopped by Montecito Village Grocery, took pictures, gathered information and added them to the Markets section of this restaurant guide. When I was a kid, growing up off of San Ysidro Rd in Montecito, this market was called "Isaia's." My friends and I used to leave Montecito Union School at 3pm and go up to Isaia's or Pierre Lafond for our daily candy run. The funny thing is that Montecito Village Grocery has not changed a bit since I was a kid. It is one part of Montecito that has been locked in time, and avoided "Rodeo Drive syndrome" afflicting many other commercial venues. It remains your friendly neighborhood grocery store with (gasp!) reasonable prices.

Smoothie Criminal: It tried to avoid detection but I successfully tracked down, and found in hiding, a smoothie location off of Carrillo Street downtown. Cornered by my smoothie bloodhounds, Spudnuts - Downtown confessed to harboring a smoothie service behind their voted-best-in-town-every-year donut selection. I encourage others to join my smoothie task force and email me if they spot a rogue blender seeking refuge in a restaurant or coffee shop near you.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

New in the Guide: I drove over to the west side of Santa Barbara and visited Foodland market, where I took pictures and gathered information from the manager. This is the largest market on the west side of town. I have added Foodland to the Markets section of the restaurant guide.

Good Deed of the Day:  Thank you to Fish House restaurant on Cabrillo Blvd for providing free appetizers and a meeting space for the Black & Blue Ball committee meeting yesterday. These weren't just any appetizers, mind you. They were gourmet seafood platters with calamari and stuffed prawns, just to name a few of the ingredients. They also included bread and water refills for the whole crew. I recently joined the Black & Blue Ball committee to help out the annual event (Sunday, July 23, 2007) which raises money for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Expect to see LOTS of plugs for the Black & Blue Ball on SantaBarbara.com over the next few months!

Excellent Meal of the Day: The award goes to D'Angelo for having the very best waffle in town. I don't think anyone else comes close. D'Angelo has a crispy buckwheat waffle (none of that soggy waffle stuff here!), and uses real maple syrup. To accompany your waffle, they also offer one of the best cups of coffee in town. Tell 'em SantaBarbara.com sent you.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Lights, Camera, Action: Elements Restaurant, Bar and Catering will be a sponsor of this year's Santa Barbara International Film Festival. Elements is the selected caterer for a host of Film Festival events, including the Montecito Award Tribute after-party for Bill Condon and the American Riviera Award Tribute after-party for Forest Whitaker. Elements will also cater the hospitality lounges and green rooms throughout the eleven-day event. Meanwhile, back at Elements, producers and composers will gather for a panel luncheon during the Festival. $22 Menus Offered in Honor of the Festival's 22nd Year, January 25 through February 4, 2007

The Spiritland Channel
: Chef Joel at Spiritland Bistro is featured on Channel 18 this month with a cooking presentation of eating healthy in 2007. The segment on Inside Santa Barbara about Healthy Food is now airing on City TV, Channel 18. Here is the schedule: Monday 8:00 & 8:30PM, Tuesday 5:00 & 5:30PM, Wednesday 6:30PM, Saturday 9:00 & 9:30PM Sunday 10:30 & 11:00PM

Friday, January 19, 2007

New In The Guide: I have nearly completed the list of the larger Markets in town. Yesterday I stopped by Trader Joes - De la Vina, gathered info, took some pics and added them to the restaurant guide. Why am I listing markets in a restaurant guide? Because I can.

World Traveler: I had a delicious lunch the other day at Spiritland Bistro and learned that they have a rotating menu option where each week they serve a meal from a different country. This week was Poland, next week is Greek! I definitely will go back to try their international dinners. Call to find out what the country-of-the-week is.

Excellent Meal of the Day: Perhaps my most favorite meal in town is the Prime Rib at golf-themed Tee-Off Restaurant & Cocktails on upper State Street. The Prime Rib comes in a variety of sizes, from not much more than a nibble to what seems like half the cow. I prefer the "Par Cut" with extra horseradish sauce and a side of garlic mash potatoes. Tee-Off prepares their Prime Rib in a magical way that others just can't seem to duplicate. Many restaurants in town serve good prime rib. The Tee-Off serves spectacular Prime Rib. Tell 'em SantaBarbara.com sent you.

Calling All Smoothie Fans: I have a new section of the restaurant guide that lists all the smoothie locations in town. Finding the dedicated smoothie shops like Blenders in the Grass or Jamba Juice was easy. Finding the small places that serve smoothies as an option (for example Spudnuts - Upper State) is very difficult. Please email me if you spot any place in town that serves smoothies that is not currently listed in the Smoothie category!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Arrivederci: The Gallina family that owns the Italian & Greek Market, and the building it has occupied since 1971, are looking to sell the property. It is not yet known if the business will move to another location or close. The owner's stepson, John Morosin has been running the business and has experienced personal difficulties recently including a bout with cancer and a divorce. Word is that he is tired of running the business and no one else in the family is interested in taking over. The family has until the end of this month to renew their business license, which expired at the end of 2006.

Smart Alec: I receive TONS of requests from the public about where to eat. People ask me what restaurants have private dining rooms, what restaurants can handle parties of 75, where is good Italian food with an ocean view, where is a good place to get a meal for a wedding party, a graduation, a birthday, a family reunion, a business meeting, and so on. You get the picture. Last week a kind lady asked me where her party of 25 could have dinner, including alcoholic beverages, for a total of no more that $10 per person. Rather than tell her she is absolutely crazy, and that the drinks alone would cost more that $10, I realized that, actually, it IS possible. I told her to go to dinner at Taco Bell - South Fairview, then walk a few doors down to 7-11 for a beer. She never wrote me back.

They Should Just Call It Water: Here is a tip for those of you, who, like myself, enjoy caffeine-free diet colas. I thought it was impossible to find a restaurant that serves caffeine-free Diet Coke or caffeine-free Diet Pepsi on tap in Santa Barbara. Every place sells Sprite, lemonade, etc, but a caffeine-free diet coke is a no-show in this town. Last year I finally discovered that Baja Fresh - Goleta and Baja Fresh - Santa Barbara offer caffeine-free Diet Pepsi at the soda fountain. I now eat there all the time because of this.

As If You Care: I don't except complimentary meals from local restaurant owners. Doing so gives an appearance of impropriety. Sometimes when a kind owner insists on giving me a free meal and doesn't bring me a bill, I leave a tip equal to the price of the meal. This doesn't happen often, mind you. When I walk into a restaurant, it's not as if the waiters suddenly shout "Hey! You're the guy in the fuzzy black & white picture on that web site!" No, I am happily anonymous almost everywhere I go. The only exception to my impeccable integrity is with respect to hot dogs. If all your business sells are hot dogs (sorry Downey's, that doesn't include you), and you give Johnny here a freebee, I'll give you a shameless plug in this column. Costco, are you reading this??

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Dog Day Afternoon: Just as local frankfurter fans are reeling from the loss of the DogHouse, reader James tells me that Buddy's Pretzels & Dogs of Carpinteria has been put to sleep. Two hot dog stands have been sent to the pound this year and it's only January 17th! In case you are thinking of hounding me for more information, you're barking up the wrong tree. All I can tell you is that the hot dog business is a cruel world if you can't cut the mustard.

Leaving the Nest: Speaking of restaurants closing, Reader Dan tells me that Red Robin at La Cumbre Plaza is leaving soon. Apparently the rent was raised and the lease was not renewed. It will be interesting to see what new business occupies that valuable shopping mall real estate.

And the Winner is: With so much gloom & doom of late, I am happy to finally report some good news: Harbor Restaurant won Wine Spectator Magazine's Award of Excellence for the fifth consecutive year for their wine lists. That's a big deal and our friends out on Stearns Wharf deserve a hearty congratulations!

As If You Care: Speaking of Stearns Wharf, did you know that SantaBarbara.com (aka John) runs a live web cam in the Ty Warner Sea Center? I bought the best web camera money can buy, so please do me a favor and give it a spin! It is live 24 hours per day and requires a fairly good speed Internet connection. From the comfort of your own web browser, you can turn the camera in any direction, zoom around the room and follow sea life as they traverse their world. One of my favorite pastimes is to watch the nearby octopus repeatedly launch sneak attacks on the rocks in her tank. She never seems to get tired of it and is having more fun than octopi should be allowed to have. FYI, if you all try to spin/zoom the camera at once, you will get into a tug-of-war, so be patient and go write some restaurant reviews while you wait!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Don't Touch That Dial: I have been invited to be a radio guest on the Business and Technology show, hosted by Wayne B. Norris on Monday, February 5th from 2pm-3pm on AM 1290. Part of the interview will be about the SantaBarbara.com Restaurant Guide. Chad Stevens, owner of Chad's Restaurant will also be a guest on the show to give his perspective. I'll also be talking about my recent experience as the "Wrong Number" Santa Claus that made national headlines in December (see Jan 4th column below).

Ye Olde Deli
: Reader Dan tells me that Ye Olde Butcher Shop on upper State Street is no longer a butcher shop. They are now exclusively a deli. Dan noted that square footage of the Butcher Shoppe is pretty huge for just a deli and wondered if they will be staying at that location for much longer. Their sandwiches are some of the best in town, so lets hope they continue to feed us for a long time!

New Chef at Zaffiro: Amy McNelis has been named chef at Zaffiro. McNelis joins a talented team at Zaffiro (sapphire in Italian), a popular 400 seat Italian restaurant that recently changed its name from Pascucci at Camino Real Marketplace. The restaurant's new name completes an organizational change that has taken place over the past year. In 2004, McNelis was named Chef Instructor, and later promoted to Chef Instructor and Cafe Manager at California School of Culinary Arts, Le Cordon Bleu Program. "Teaching at Cordon Bleu was a rewarding experience and will help me in my new position at Zaffiro," said McNelis. "We will prepare exceptional food at reasonable prices, continue to use local vendors and take advantage of the local product. I'm looking forward to adding my own brand of polish to this sapphire."

A Side of Salsa: Arnoldi's Cafe now offers Salsa dancing on Tuesdays at 9:30pm. If you arrive at 8:30pm there is a Salsa lesson for $5.

Excellent Meal of the Day: [Crackwich Alert] Dargan's Irish Pub on Ortega St makes the best Reuben sandwich in town. Or perhaps on Earth.  A Reuben sandwich is a grilled or toasted sandwich made with corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and either Russian dressing or Thousand Island dressing. It is typically made with rye bread. Dargan's offers it with a side of fries or salad. I like to show up at about 8:30pm at Dargan's and eat a Reuben while waiting for a pool table. A round of billiards makes the perfect dessert for this tasty meal. This sandwich receives our coveted Crackwich award for it's lethally addicting qualities! Tell 'em SantaBarbara.com sent you.

Monday, January 15, 2007
 
Cellicious: On Saturday night a fine young lady joined me for a tasty dinner at ever-popular Arigato Sushi. When at a sushi bar, one would think that chopsticks would be the most important dining accessory. To my surprise, the most important dining accessory this evening was a cell phone.  Upon our arrival, my lady and I were told there would be a 20 minute wait. Arigato offers to call your cell phone when your table is ready, which allows you to wander State Street as you wait. This is really great and more restaurants should offer this. The cell phone also came in handy when it was time to order. The last time I was here (New Years Eve 2005), the food was so incredible, I wrote a review of Arigato and listed everything I ate. Tonight, however, I couldn't for the life of me remember what I had ordered 377 days ago. So, I quietly pulled out my cell, surfed the web to my review and read the order from my phone to our surprised waitress. FYI, we ordered Arigato Roll, Tiger Roll, Jalapeno Yellowtail, Seared Salmon & Mango Ahi.

AKA Dentist Drive: While waiting for our table at Arigato, my date and I braved the freezing cold and wandered State Street, going into every nearby open store, not because they had interesting things to buy, but because they were warm. As luck would have it, I spotted a new dessert location to add to this restaurant guide. Sweet Alley sells ice cream, homemade fudge, caramel apples, 21 colors of M&M's, bulk candy and many other sweet treats. They have a Birthday Menu: you provide the birthday child and their friends, and Sweet Ally provides entertainment, decorations and invitations. It is a small shop (hard to see if you are not looking for it) just above Figueroa.

Fire & Ice: Speaking of dessert locations, the Rite Aid ice cream monopoly on mid-downtown State Street has ended. Northstar Coffee now sells gelato in addition to their fine, hot, frothy java. But I have a feeling that the board of directors at Rite Aid won't be calling an emergency meeting any time soon. Rite Aid sells a single scoop for 99 cents, while a lone scoop of the new gelato at Northstar Coffee goes for $2.75.

Stay Tuned: Michelle Mastrangelo of Epiphany Restaurant tells me that on Wednesday, January 17th, Epiphany will be featured on the reality TV show "Top Chef" on Bravo at 10pm. See BravoTV.com for details. Congratulations Epiphany!!!

As If You Care: The iron grill on my relatively new Weber barbeque disintegrated after less than four years. And I kept a protective cover always on the BBQ! When I pulled the grill out of the BBQ this weekend, it broke into pieces of rust. Half the chunks were in my hand and the other half fell into the BBQ. I highly recommend you avoid iron BBQ grills. Oiling them regularly (as the directions say to do) doesn't help, in my opinion. I have now switched to stainless steel. I'll update you in 2011.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Best Of times, worst of times: Reader Youni recently asked me what happened to the Best Of page in the restaurant guide. Excellent question! This popular page had been online since 2000, displaying a list of the names of winning restaurants from the annual Santa Barbara Independent Reader's Poll. Last October, Randy Campbell, president and Publisher of the Independent contacted me and asked me to remove this content from my restaurant guide. Now, before you slap a Darth Vader helmet on Mr. Campbell, keep in mind that I completely agreed with his reasoning. He was very nice and professional about the whole thing and we had an enjoyable conversation, of which the poll was only part of it. Soon thereafter, I started a new annual restaurant poll called the SantaBarbara.com Survey. The poll ran from November 15, 2006 until the end of the year. I was stunned by how many people filled out the survey (thanks everyone!). I hope to have the results of the SantaBarbara.com Survey online in about a week.

I Love Barney: Speaking of the Santa Barbara Independent, I swapped emails with Independent columnist Barney Brantingham last night. We discussed the demise of DogHouse and the rise of Mad Dogs. Be sure to read Mr. Brantingham's column On The Beat for details about that story.

Cheers: Last night I went to Island Brewery in Carpinteria. A popular Carpinteria band, The Brewery Boys, practices at Island Brewery on Thursday nights and I occasionally come in to watch them rehearse. The place is really fun and I recommend you stop by some Thursday evening. While there, I found out that Sushi Teri is opening the The Goodluck Bar inside Sushi Teri - Carpinteria on January 22, 2007. They will be serving premium sakes, gold flake sake, soju cocktails, Japanese and US beers, champagne, and California wine - all to compliment the sushi. See thegoodluckbar.com for details.

Excellent Meal of the Day: [Crackwich Alert] You must try the Hot Mushroom Combo sandwich at Fresco!. It comes with caramelized onions and I eat this meal nearly every time I have lunch there. When the cashier asks you what you want on the side, be sure to ask for the mixed greens salad. The salad dressing they use is unbelievably delicious.  Fresco has been one of the most popular restaurants in town for over 10 years, and last year opened the high-end Fresco by the Beach. This sandwich receives our coveted Crackwich award for it's lethally addicting qualities! Tell 'em SantaBarbara.com sent you.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Fast Food Trivia of the Day: Did you know that you cannot order a double-hamburger at McDonald's? With the billions of burgers sold each year, you would think this would be an option. Well, it's not. I was starving and in a hurry the other day and whipped into McDonald's at Camino Real Marketplace and ordered one. There was a moment of indecision and then the cashier figured out how to fulfill my order. She put in an order for a double-cheese burger with no cheese. It seems THAT was on the menu, but a double-hamburger is nowhere to be found. Sure enough, a burger soon appeared, tucked in their standard cheeseburger wrapping paper. On top was a green sticker attaching a special note that said NO CHEESE.

Excellent Meal of the Day: If you want a killer little dish for lunch, try the Shrimp Alambre at Mexican restaurant Del Pueblo Cafe in Goleta. Order it without rice & beans so you don't go to sleep when you return home or to work. It costs about $10 and you should request limes with it. If possible, arrive a little before or after the lunch hour so you can get an outdoor table in the sun. Indoors can be a bit noisy. I have been coming here for years and order the exact same thing every time. It is my favorite Mexican dish in town. Tell 'em SantaBarbara.com sent you.

The Cows and The Bees: I went restaurant stalking last night and found my latest victim: Milk & Honey. They serve Tapas and their menu looks outstanding. The ambiance is just right. This is no surprise because Milk & Honey is brought to you by the same people who run Alcazar on the Mesa. I took some pictures, gathered info and added them to the guide today. They had their grand opening about three weeks ago.

Let The Cat In: Reader Jonathan Lipsitz emailed me today to let me know that The Hungry Cat restaurant will be opening this Winter at 1134 Chapala St, the former home of JoJo's and L'Ombretta. Jonathan also put in a suggestion for the restaurant guide. He thinks it would be cool to list the average rating score of each restaurant next to their name in the cuisine lists. Anything that helps out you hungry Santa Barbarians, I shall do. I am here to serve you. Would you like fries with that?

As If You Care: As mentioned yesterday, I met and interviewed The Early Show's Matt McAllister & Joe Wallace today at KTYD headquarters. What a cool set of dudes. Matt has been running The Early Show for eight years after transplanting from San Diego. I also was told that Rincon Broadcasting just bought KTYD (and other local stations) from Clear Channel and nothing should change. Long live The Early Show!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007


I'll Be Back
: In many states, they ban drivers who talk on cell phones. They should also ban drivers who own restaurant guides. I do serious rubber-necking as I drive, carefully looking at every building on both sides of the street (imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator scanning for Sarah Connor), hoping to spot a new restaurant or perhaps a closed restaurant.

Adios: I was rubber-necking my way up Milpas street around 2pm this afternoon and sadly noticed that Julian's Mexican Cafe is out-of-business. Fortunately, Santa Barbara has a lot of Mexican restaurants that can serve as emergency backup.

Paper or Plastic: While on Milpas I finally added Trader Joes - Milpas and Chapala Market to the new Markets section of this restaurant guide.

Area 51: Because I was in the Milpas area, I decided to look at the DogHouse to see what all the confusion is about. Indeed, it doesn't LOOK like they are out of business. Even the umbrellas are still up. For the casual observer, it looks like they just decided to not open any more, and left everything in place. Or perhaps they were terminated. Someone should call the X-Files and have them come take a look.

We Miss You Julia: Being quite hungry, I thought I would stop for a bite at La Super Rica. I seriously love their alambres. Unfortunately they are closed on Wednesdays. Closing La Super Rica on ANY day of the week should be banned. Perhaps Mayor Blum could help pass a new law, forcing them to stay open 24/7?

Shop TJ's: Heading back home, I also added Trader Joes on Calle Real to the restaurant guide. With luck, I will add Trader Joes on De La Vina and Montecito Grocery tomorrow. I am trying to include only the larger markets (and any market at UCSB) because there are zillions of mini-markets in SB that would take a lifetime to hunt down. Besides, this is a restaurant guide and I shouldn't be adding markets in the first place. Somebody stop me!

Sayonara: Observant reader Steve Weixel noticed an out-of-business sign on the front door of Taiko sushi that read: "Dear Friends, Unfortunately Taiko Santa Barbara has shut its doors permanently. We thank you for your patronage and wish you the best for 2007.  Taiko Brentwood and El Segundo are open."

As If You Care: Tomorrow morning I am interviewing Matt McAllister and Joe Wallace of KTYD's The Early Show. I am gathering information for a possible book about my Santa experience (see Jan 4 blog entry below). Matt & Joe were the first people to let me know that word had leaked to the media about the fact that kids were calling my phone number by mistake, thinking I was Santa Claus.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Dog Gone
: It appears that the DogHouse restaurant on Milpas St is out of business. The location has been closed for weeks and now reader Dave Medina tells me their telephone number has been disconnected.

Let Them Eat Cake: Reader Steve Weixel informs me that a bakery named Crumbs is opening at 5392 Hollister Ave in Goleta, the former location of Cafe Sonrisas.

Ready When You Are: I drove by the future home of Panino Goleta at 5666 Calle Real and the windows are still papered over. It doesn't appear that it will be open for awhile yet. I also cruised by the new Milk & Honey restaurant on Anapamu on Monday afternoon to take some pics and gather information but they were not open. I'll try again this evening. Milk & Honey is owned by the same people who bring you Alcazar Restaurant on the Mesa.

Early Alzheimer's: I finally ate at Dish Cafe on Calle Real in Goleta and was extremely impressed. Each person in our party ordered delicious and unique meals that I had never seen served in a local restaurant. My memory fails me as to exactly what the items were (we ate their a few weeks ago) but the great impression they left with me is abundantly clear.

Quiet on the Set: Speaking of Restaurant of the Month, Spirtland Bistro, is hosting a Santa Barbara Young Professionals Club meeting on January 17th. Guest speaker will be Roger Durling, executive director of the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. See sbypc.org for details.

Three's Company: The owners of Sushi Teri Goleta, Sushi Teri Santa Barbara and Sushi Teri Carpinteria contacted me and have requested a free control panel account. This means you will be able to read more information about their restaurants and potentially see responses to reviews. Welcome aboard Sushi Teri!

As If You Care: Last weekend I went to my first masquerade ball and it was fantastic. Local entrepreneur Justin Michael has started a business called Mazque (mazque.com) and throws these social gatherings at the rooftop of Hotel Andalucia. You can buy/rent a mask or complete outfit at Victoria Vogue on State Street. A portion of the proceeds of every event are donated to a charity of Justin Michael and Brianna Winn's choosing, Brianna being full co-founder. This masquerade party was a benefit for Santa Barbara Middle School. Lots of fun and interesting people were there and several members of the media roved the floor taking pictures. And, of course, the ubiquitous John Palminteri was there, and he was nice enough to approach me and thank me for playing Santa Claus (see below) last month.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Happy New Year!

A Late Christmas Gift: Reader and friend Melissa Mellot tells me that there is a new place on Anapamu called Milk & Honey that I need to go check out. Also, I heard rumors that Panino is opening soon in Goleta and that Coffee Bean might open near the Granada on State St, where the Santa Barbara Sandwich Company used to be.

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town: Usually I spend about four hours or more a day working on this restaurant guide. That work might include driving to new restaurants to gather information, sifting through incoming restaurant reviews or perhaps going "cruising" where I drive around looking to see if there is an existing dining establishment that I have missed.

A funny thing happened last month, however, that brought my daily routine to a screeching halt.

In early December I started getting phone calls from children who wanted to give their Christmas wish list to Santa Claus. Santa Claus? Let me explain. In November I launched a phone number for this web site 1-800-SantaBarbara and it turns out that it is one digit off from 1-800-SantaClaus. Kids from all over the country were misdialing and reaching me by mistake. This was not a problem for me. In fact I loved taking the calls from kids. I didn't promise them that they would receive the toys ("you have to ask your mommy first!") but I did play along and become Santa. This was going on for a couple of weeks and the number of calls increased every day. One day my mom suggested I tell my little Santa story to the News-Press. I was interviewed by Kimberly Pohas at the News-Press, but never expected it would make the paper.

What happened after that is pretty much unbelievable.

I woke up the next morning from a call from Matt McAllister of the Early Show on KTYD asking for a live interview about the Santa story (I guess it made the paper!) That was followed by a visit from three local TV stations. Next, radio stations from around the country started calling. My Santa story then made the Associated Press and was published in papers all over the country. Finally, the major cable news networks started running the story hour on the hour. I then was ask to do live interviews on NBC News, Fox News Channel and CNN. CNN even brought their satellite truck to my home and did a live broadcast from my living room on Christmas Eve. Meanwhile the calls increase to 100 per day then to 100 per hour when kids started calling my number directly to speak to Santa Claus. I loved getting the calls and would talk to children from the moment I woke up, until the moment I went to bed. I'm still not sure why the story got as much attention as it did, but it was fun to be part of it.

I have made a web page with pictures, movies and audio files from the whole experience.

- John